Food items for a game-themed restaurant.

[Asciotes]

Portal Cake. Only you get served and empty plate, because The Cake Is A Lie!

That would be so epic. I actually laughed at that one.

On topic: Maybe things like cookies shaped like Mario Power-Ups?

 

[Syntax Error]

Duke Nukem. It would be bacon and various other pork meet served in BOWLS OF STEEL

You also need to make the chef know that someone is gonna order this six months to a full year in advance. Ooooh subtlety!

Nuka-Cola?

I present thee: THE NUKA COLA VENDING MACHINE [http://www.destructoid.com/nuka-cola-vending-machine-vends-nuka-cola-142369.phtml]

EDIT:
Kekeke - alternatively called Zerg Rush. Fastest order to prepare (you guys decide what food item it is, I'm lazy) that takes the least amount of time to consume.
EDIT Redux:
Damn, ninja'ed on Zerg Rush.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sonic the hedgehog : A knuckles sandwhich.....No?.....ok

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Resident Evil herb salad. The healthy option.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Portal Cake. Only you get served and empty plate, because The Cake Is A Lie!

Well, I thought we'd get past post 10 without a portal reference. Dangit, fun game though.

How about some, "Grind Salad?"
It's basically a bathtub of salad you gotta eat before you get your food.

 

[Brnin8]

Human stroyent
Deathclaw meat cooked over a flame lit from Harold
Tea with a different kind of bag

 

[laikenf]

Pac-man Matzo balls.

 

[Zildjin81]

What's the burger in GTA called again?

Burger Shot with The Bleeder burger i think.

Hahaha, thanks.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Toad in a hole.
Bonk, Atomic Punch.
Sandvich.

If they made a real life Bonk! Atomic Punch, I'd have like, 500 zillion cases xD

In truth, they have.. it's called irn-bru.
Feel phenominal.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Duke Nukem shandwhich. You order it and never get it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Soxafloppin]

LOZ : Long shots.....of vodka and gin.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

BONK! Atomic Punch. Lets play dodge the bullets!

 

[A Raging Emo]

A Health Potion?

 

[megalomania]

A Health Potion?

Hearts from... many, many games

That's all I could think of.

That and Potions. Red for health and Blue for mana. The mana potions are actually:

Spoiler

Viagra

Healing potions and mana potions, always wondered what they taste like.

Since you all asked: Mana Potion [http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/a273/] & Health Potion [http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b472/]

Also: Different stuffed green peppers = various Greens
Caffine Drink = Hyper
Roofiecolada = Soft

(Yes I replayed FF7 recently)

Oh and Hero Drink = Stella Artois because it makes men think they are invincible!

 

[madriani]

They let you into a maze, and there are just a bunch of whole roasted chickens lying on the ground that "refill your health bar" like in Castlevania.

 

[fedpayne]

Just hope it isn't a Fallout 3 resturant because if it is than you will be drinking out the toilet.

No, Japan already has that.

Spoiler

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

Is that a Skip's Scramble?

Do not order the Skip's Scramble.




....


Cod of War

Left 4 Bread*facepalm*

 

[chefassassin2]

I think a Devil May Cry burger would be pretty tasty. Maybe it'd be a spicy burger with Pepperjack cheese, fried jalapenos, and a nice chipotle and habanero mayo on top. So spicy, the devil may cry. Corny and not exactly literal from the game, but it's a thought.