Spent the whole time I've been in spamming refresh on BBC site and occasionally wondering why there was no news for like an hour before I saw the link to the new page, and the time I was out shopping refreshing my twitter on my BB every nano-second (great way to walk into people in the street, but when they see you as something terrifying (ie a person under 40 with a goatee and a soul-less gaze) it gets pretty funny), and all day, all I was waiting for was for Middlesbrough to bring in a centre-back to cover for Rhys Williams (who's injured), a left-back to replace the departed Joe Bennett (who will be back down in the Championship with new club Villa cos they have so far looked worse than Beth Ditto) and the sale for a load of cash of Marvin Emnes, the often work-shy 'start' striker we have, who was redhot for a month last season, then spent the rest of it being scraped off the floor or just not giving a shit... and the sale of MacDonald since Mowbray now apparently hates him.
The only things that have distracted me today from this have been buying a new TV for when I move out (again), a few DVDs in charity shops, Zero Punctuation vids (where I go back on the other tab to check the news in between), playing Football Manager for a while where I blew £25m on a 20 year-old german kid who is cup-tied for my champions league matches (I spent as much on him as Man City did on the initial fees for a by-this-time-in-game 28 y/o Cristiano Ronaldo) and me failing to flirt with a girl inexplicably dressed as the Mad Hatter (she made eyes at me, I can't smile back, cos when I do, I look like a serial killer discovering a bulk sale on tarps, axes, bleach and chains).
Looking through deals that have happened, there's been a large sense of: seriously, what the fuck? Lloris going to Spurs for about the same price as a bus-ticket? Berbatov to Fulham (what the hell were Man U thinking, they treated him so badly after that amazing season he had the other year?). Liverpool having possibly the worst transfer policy in the history of football? Someone hide the scissors from Brendan Rodgers... Me getting carried away on shit that is only loosely linked? Wait, that's pretty fucking regular lately.