Realistically? I'd say something like "Come on guys, how the fuck have we still not gotten over this war thing? Get your shit together. It's pathetic"
For 5 minutes, you have the entire world's attention
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Well, embed them.Maximum_Power_Cheese_Supreme said:
OT: Surprised that no one's come up with wanking yet. Not that I'm advocating it, but this is the internet, and I find myself genuinely surprised.
ANYWAY, probably try and stream a bunch of Lion King songs over Youtube and make the whole world watch.
Look stern and give the whole world a sex talk, just to make 7 billion people uncomfortable... or turned on, either or
"Stop protecting local farms with taxes and subsidies. When your government subsidizes agriculture they are making you pay to slow the development of 1the third world and . Yes, some farmers from your country would have tough times ahead of them if you cut them but a whole lot of other people wouldn't die. Plus, food would be cheaper and your taxes: lower. Tell your local representative/congressman/whatever to cut that shit out."
That would be me, kind of specific I know; but I honestly believe, and a lot of economists agree with me, that if everyone got together and agreed not to do this anymore, almost everyone would be happier almost immediately.
Also a disclaimer, when I say that you pay to slow the development of the third world, that's not why we protect agriculture, we do it so foreign labor doesn't take our jobs. But it kind of has this other effect of making people die of starvation.
That would be me, kind of specific I know; but I honestly believe, and a lot of economists agree with me, that if everyone got together and agreed not to do this anymore, almost everyone would be happier almost immediately.
Also a disclaimer, when I say that you pay to slow the development of the third world, that's not why we protect agriculture, we do it so foreign labor doesn't take our jobs. But it kind of has this other effect of making people die of starvation.
Oi, world leaders and advertisers: I can do this whenever I want, so give me a huge advance on some kind of campaign.
Haha sucked in, I figured out how to embed videos and fixed it (the original post) before you finished your post (I think), oh whatever this video is way more important:Bobbity said:Well, embed them.Maximum_Power_Cheese_Supreme said:
OT: Surprised that no one's come up with wanking yet. Not that I'm advocating it, but this is the internet, and I find myself genuinely surprised.
ANYWAY, probably try and stream a bunch of Lion King songs over Youtube and make the whole world watch.
I might wank to that
I'd probably start with something like "She's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world..." at which point everyone in the entire world will join in with the song, they can't help it, its just become one of those things.
As the song comes to an end, everyone just basks in the awesome thing that just happened and I (and to a lesser extent, Journey) will have just created world peace for however small an amount of time.
As the song comes to an end, everyone just basks in the awesome thing that just happened and I (and to a lesser extent, Journey) will have just created world peace for however small an amount of time.
I'd probably ask them what the hell they're doing putting a 26 year old computer tech from Arkansas in front of the world and asking her to be inspiring. Surely there's someone better equipped for the job?
I'd stare at the camera for the two minutes, without blinking. Just one long, unnerving stare... I might throw in an awkward smile if I felt like it.
people of the world.....the the FUCK is up with some of you?? seriously...YOU the fucking people who buy magazines about celebrities..WHY DO YOU CARE??? your soo fucking stupid!!! stupid stupid stupid!!!....um....th-thats all *walks off embarrased*
I'd come dressed as this guy!
And stare, unrelenting at the camera, then say " Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
I hope I'm not the only one who wants to do that, but I REALLY DO!
Recreate the first scene of half life 2 in front of everyone, that would be epic
And stare, unrelenting at the camera, then say " Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
I hope I'm not the only one who wants to do that, but I REALLY DO!
Recreate the first scene of half life 2 in front of everyone, that would be epic
"Dear world.
What the hell is wrong with you? Stop being greedy pricks,being expensive stuff that could feed a small country for a year,and help the world out.
Bad world,BAD.
If we all work together,we can have personnal spaceships within 20 to 30 years.
Fuck being yachts,wait a bit,contribute your wealth to the world,and buy a space yacht later on!
Also,cut it out with the whole "war" thing.It's taking funds out of space program.
Did I mention spaceships? "
Then I would just try and act out being a space pirate to try to convince them of my great plan.
At least,if the leaders of the world don't follow it,they would just phone each other and ask what the fuck that was all about,go out for a beer and try to work out their problems.
Either that,or streaming that one scene from Black Swan.You know which one I'm talking about.
Men from across the globe would high five each other,sexual repression gone forever,Sharia laws lifted,cultural differences overlooked,etc...
What the hell is wrong with you? Stop being greedy pricks,being expensive stuff that could feed a small country for a year,and help the world out.
Bad world,BAD.
If we all work together,we can have personnal spaceships within 20 to 30 years.
Fuck being yachts,wait a bit,contribute your wealth to the world,and buy a space yacht later on!
Also,cut it out with the whole "war" thing.It's taking funds out of space program.
Did I mention spaceships? "
Then I would just try and act out being a space pirate to try to convince them of my great plan.
At least,if the leaders of the world don't follow it,they would just phone each other and ask what the fuck that was all about,go out for a beer and try to work out their problems.
Either that,or streaming that one scene from Black Swan.You know which one I'm talking about.
Men from across the globe would high five each other,sexual repression gone forever,Sharia laws lifted,cultural differences overlooked,etc...
