For All You American Escapists...

[scar-x-]

FIREWORKS ************!!!

Actually, I did them all yesterday because we know a place where the cops don't give a damn about fireworks. My cousins live there, and they always have a party on the 3rd so we go and show off our stash.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Well, I saw fireworks, ate a hotdog, saw Jaws again, and saw fireworks again. So, yeah. I think I pretty much covered everything.

 

[JoJo]

Celebrate? Have you lost your minds? This is national day of mourning for the British!!! T_T

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'm having a BBQ out back with some friends. I just got out of the pool a couple of minutes ago and right now I'm only on to check my messages, figured I'd check the forums real quick as well.

And Beer and Explosions Day?

Please, how about, Blow up stuff with a Chinese Weapon day?

 

[Marik2]

Witness the birth of America.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Being Canadian, Im going to sleep in because its a beautiful sunday morning.

 

[Cabisco]

I plan to take back one of my countries former colonies with the cunning use of redcoats and tea, why do you ask?

Oh, well. Have fun with that then. I don't suppose you'll be using muskets too?

Who the devil has been telling you my war plans?!?!?!

Interesting fact, if the british army occupied the USA it would have 1 soldier per 30 square miles... That can't be right, i'm sure it would be more miles per guy.

 

[Naheal]

In honor of our awesome victories and previous president, I plan to watch Team America: World Police while eating some freedom toast and freedom fries.

 

[Tdc2182]

Well, I woke up today not realizing it was the 4th, and seeing how pretty much all my friends are out of town right now I guess I am not gonna do anything. I might go write on my facebook wall, "America", and watch about 12 people like it, but that would be insulting to my low mere intelligence.

I guess... I don't know.

 

[Eggsnham]

Who the devil has been telling you my war plans?!?!?!

The internet leaked the information of course!

 

[Cabisco]

Who the devil has been telling you my war plans?!?!?!

The internet leaked the information of course!

Curse the fact my army has to tweet so much! Thinking about it that would possibly be the best way to find out your country is being invaded ever. Angela Merkel: Invading Poland for Nostalgia lol

Sorry German escapists, i'm a little bitter after the thrasing you gave us in the world cup, and Australia... and Argentia. Well done guys for that by the way.

 

[sgtshock]

Sadly not doing anything today, but I saw a good fireworks show yesterday and am going to a barbecue tomorrow. Happy fourth everyone.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

Haha, that's guaranteed to make any 4th of July... Explosive.

I heard somewhere that M80's are like half a stick of dynamite, though. And to that I say: Nobody needs that much explosive.

You're talking to someone who knows the theory behind making TNT, mercury (II) fulminate, and nitroglycerine. I think M80's would be a bit safer.

*Note: I have NOT tried to synthesize any of the above materials. I only know the theory and procedure.

 

[oreopizza47]

Baseball game, ending off with a gigantic 4th of July fireworks extravaganza!

 

[oreopizza47]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

Haha, that's guaranteed to make any 4th of July... Explosive.

I heard somewhere that M80's are like half a stick of dynamite, though. And to that I say: Nobody needs that much explosive.

You're talking to someone who knows the theory behind making TNT, mercury (II) fulminate, and nitroglycerine. I think M80's would be a bit safer.

*Note: I have NOT tried to synthesize any of the above materials. I only know the theory and procedure.

Theory and procedure are only good in your head. It takes experience to put it to use. Just because you know how to do it, doesn't mean you won't knock some fingers off trying.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

Haha, that's guaranteed to make any 4th of July... Explosive.

I heard somewhere that M80's are like half a stick of dynamite, though. And to that I say: Nobody needs that much explosive.

You're talking to someone who knows the theory behind making TNT, mercury (II) fulminate, and nitroglycerine. I think M80's would be a bit safer.

*Note: I have NOT tried to synthesize any of the above materials. I only know the theory and procedure.

Theory and procedure are only good in your head. It takes experience to put it to use. Just because you know how to do it, doesn't mean you won't knock some fingers off trying.

Hence why I haven't attempted it.

 

[Littlee300]

Celebrate whilst you can, rebels! The British Empire will rise again! Only this time, with Automatic Weapons!!!

In all seriousness...Happy 4th of July. But remember...

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Maybe listen to the America fuck yeah song and play video games.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Celebrate whilst you can, rebels! The British Empire will rise again! Only this time, with Automatic Weapons!!!

In all seriousness...Happy 4th of July. But remember...

Following the British attack on the White House the majority of the invading force were wiped out by a freak hurricane. A hurricane. In Maryland. During that time of the year. Twas th mighty wrath of God, smiting the British.(Warning, this is a JOKE.)

 

[rt052192]

food

 

[Littlee300]

I plan to take back one of my countries former colonies with the cunning use of redcoats and tea, why do you ask?

Oh no... the crazy ex-girlfriend!
If we refuse to be with her she will burn down our house! We don't want that to happen again do we?! *sigh* 1812...
In all seriousness we have enough nukes from the cold war to blow ourselves up before you get any land!