For those of us who aren't so lucky.

[smithy_2045]

1. The name of the person you want to be with.
2. Why you think it will never happen.
3. How long you've been waiting and hoping.

I have more than one...

1. Jessica/Michelle
2. I'm too socially awkward to say anything to her in real life, and I have no way to talk to her online./Best friend is interested in her as well, would rather not betray him.
3. 4 years/4 months

 

[Julianking93]

Abby, neh...?

That shouldn't come as a surprise. We've all got a crush on you ^-^

OT....

1. [User not found]

2. [Data entry error]

3. [Can Not Understand Request]

 

[Phlakes]

1. The name of the person you want to be with.
2. Why you think it will never happen.
3. How long you've been waiting and hoping.

I have more than one...

1. Jessica/Michelle
2. I'm too socially awkward to say anything to her in real life, and I have no way to talk to her online./Best friend is interested in her as well, would rather not betray him.
3. 4 years/4 months

Well, that's twice the sexual fantasies er, life experience...

 

[Merklez]

I know an Abby. Is she sorta ~hippie-like? and cute?

 

[smithy_2045]

1. The name of the person you want to be with.
2. Why you think it will never happen.
3. How long you've been waiting and hoping.

I have more than one...

1. Jessica/Michelle
2. I'm too socially awkward to say anything to her in real life, and I have no way to talk to her online./Best friend is interested in her as well, would rather not betray him.
3. 4 years/4 months

Well, that's twice the sexual fantasies er, life experience...

More likely, I won't do anything about either of them, adding them to my long list of regrets.

 

[SangRahl]

1. Amy
2. She's a bit "experienced", and I feel insecure about how I'd stack up against her past partners.
3. Since before I started hanging at the Quick Stop.

1. Godot
2. Prolonged and continued absence.
3. Since 1953

You just won this thread

I was beginning to think I'd overestimated people here and should have gone with a dick joke instead.

I'd have to agree with UncleUlty, here... I read that and couldn't help but to chuckle.

 

[LorChan]

1 - Emma
2 - She's nuts. Through no fault of her own, her life is shit and she's monumentally screwed up. We'd drive each other to suicide. Not to mention that a) she's more or less one of the 'popular' kids, so I can't stand being around her friends, and b) she probably doesn't know I'm a lesbian.
3 - About a year and a month.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Ah well, I'll give it a go.

1.Brett
2.He's 23, I'm 18, he's kind of a dog, I want a good guy. We happen to have a lot of the same interests and he's cute. Fortunately he might be leaving work soon so I won't be reminded of him and then move on. Also, he is in a creepy bromance. I'm not dying to be with him or anything, but he's the first guy in a long time that I thought "I would like to date a guy like him."
3.Only 3 months.
4.I'll give myself a 5, because I feel like if I asked him I have a 50% chance of getting a "sure." I'm just not sure if it's actually worth it.

Oi, it would suck if he used these forums. He's totally the kind of guy to be on here, too.

 

[PANTSONHEADRETARD]

These self-help threads are getting a little creepy...

Also, teenagers + mild infatuation = extreme and cringeworthy melodrama.

this man is correct.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

1) John
2) I ask him to hang out every day but he always say's he's busy. Also, he's gay. And I have a bf.
3) met him at my high school's anime club. I immediately had a crush on him. basically looks like a 16 year old Jim Raynor

Nothing is as amazing as your assimilation of this young man with Jim Raynor, and then the immediate realization that your user name is Sarah Kerrigan.

I speak the truth he looks like him

 

[HerrBobo]

If you have someone special who you believe you will never end up with, this is the thread for you. For people who are luckier than us, feel free to give some emotional support or a hug or maybe a cookie.

1. The name of the person you want to be with.
2. Why you think it will never happen.
3. How long you've been waiting and hoping.

Sorry, but "luck" is nothing to do with it. I really don't mean to have ago, but I'm with the girl of my dreams because I had the balls to go over and ask her out. The first thing I said to her was "Fuck me you're gorgeous! Can I have a kiss?", as I recall. Three years later we are still very much in love.

Now, before you saying anything, I wanna say, I'm not an attractive guy, I'm fat (yes with moobs) I'm going bald, and while I'm not ugly, I'm far from handsome. Add to that mix a slightly small the average cock, and it is clear I'm not the catch of the day.

So, how do I have a fine g/f? Confidence! More importantly, not pining after women who are not intrested in me. I have the confidence in my personality to chat up a girl, if she is not digging my moves, I forget about her and move on. Hell, I have become good mates with some of them.

You have wasted three years on this girl. By all means be mates with her, put her in the spank-bank, sure, but move on man. It is the only way!

None of this "I'm not good enough" bullshit either. Go into every situation knowing that you are gonna pull. Man, if I can do it anyone can!

This is how I look:

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Yet, I get to kiss this girl (on the left):

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Yeah, I know!

 

[Ekonk]

1. Godot
2. Prolonged and continued absence.
3. Since 1953

Very clever.

Uh, other than that, nothing to see here. Nobody I would want to be with at the moment, so that kind of defeats the entire purpose.

 

[JLML]

1. Yea, I won't say the name.

2. Well, the fact that we live approximately 10 000 kilometres away from each other is kind of the big problem here.

3. Well, for about 6 months I've looked for an opportunity to travel to the place where that person lives. The closest one I can think of is in about 446 days. Yes, I am counting down to the 25th December 2011. It's the first good opportunity for a long trip I have after turning 18. So, just as soon as Christmas ends I plan on going from a cold, northern winter to a hot, southern summer... xD

2-2. Well, now there's also the problem of getting money for such a trip. I need quite a lot of money if I am to travel that far, and stay there for a few weeks. Something like 5 000 EURO I think. Minimum. =/

 

[fozzy360]

1. Our Lord Cthulhu
2. Because the stars are not yet right.
3. 1925

 

[BlumiereBleck]

1. Still waiting for someone to show up.
2. I'm rather boring, methinks.
3. How many years have I been waiting, I wonder?

Once again You steal the thought from my brain.

 

[Kevonovitch]

1-aaricia
2-cuz she lives on the other side of the planet
3-a couple months

i might be lucky though i signed up to the military b4 i met her, so....yeah who know's?

 

[Kevlar Eater]

1. Nicole.
2. Too shy and introverted to ask her out. Pretty sure I was gonna get shot down.
3. About four years.

 

[Okysho]

Cookies for all!!!

I've been dating for near two-three years I love my girlfriend so much!!

nice way to rub it in everyone's face. you gonna throw confetti now and have a parade?

Woah hey now. I was going to give everyone cookies... That's what it said in OP Sheesh...