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Recusant

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davidmc1158 said:
Just as a small aside, the dandelion is also an introduced species. Apparently French colonists brought it over with them because they thought they couldn't live without it.
Oh, I'm aware. Just like they thought they couldn't live without the French marigolds they brought back home. And the Africans thought they couldn't live without the African marigolds they brought back home.

There's just something about North American that wards off knowledge of geography, isn't there?
 
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Recusant said:
davidmc1158 said:
Just as a small aside, the dandelion is also an introduced species. Apparently French colonists brought it over with them because they thought they couldn't live without it.
Oh, I'm aware. Just like they thought they couldn't live without the French marigolds they brought back home. And the Africans thought they couldn't live without the African marigolds they brought back home.

There's just something about North American that wards off knowledge of geography, isn't there?
Less North America and more human nature, I think.

One of the most amusing things I've ever run across ties into this a bit. In the Philippines, there's a traditional children's folk song about stepping outside and smelling all the wonderful things growing in the family garden, taking delight in the plants used in traditional Philippine cooking. The grand joke (to me at least) is that not a single species mentioned in the song is native to the Philippines. They're all introduced species. For some reason, that just tickles my funny bone.

I'm just glad that the Americas introduced the rest of the world to bell peppers and tomatoes.
 

Terminal Marque

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While I've always been something of a city guy, and even my more rural-ish moments, one who's smart enough to know he doesn't know enough to freely eat what he finds growing wild, I have had a few exceptions. I'll freely tell you that meat tastes better when you've killed it yourself.

And even as an urban dweller, there are dandelions. I love dandelions. Not for their flavor, but for the fact that people are constantly hitting them with poisons, toxins, and herbicides of the sort you'd sue a company for millions of dollars if they sprayed on you, and the dandelions just laugh. But the dandelions have to be killed, to make room for the grass- a European weed that can't naturally survive here, and so it has to be fed and watered (a good thing major parts of the country aren't going through a water shortage, right?) and taken care of- and then, when that care pays off and the grass really starts growing? They cut it down. Do they eat it? No, it's inedible. Do they bale it up and sell it, like hay? No, they stick in bags and pay someone to haul it away. It's conspicuous consumption in its purest form; there's a reason I call the stuff "capitalist weed". Meanwhile, they stop just short of napalm on the dandelions, and it barely slows them down- the dandelions you can eat every last part of.

...And then people forage them. Just like you sort of have to hope that the mushrooms aren't growing on a stump that someone nailed with stump killer.
 

DefunctTheory

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A sad day, my fellow Escapist, and, dare I say it, friends. In a greedy effort to try and let my mushroom find grow bigger before harvesting, a rookie move at best, I have allowed it to become maggot infested. After 20 minutes of cutting, I was able to salvage 2 or 3 pounds of the stuff, but I had to leave at least twice that on the forest floor. I am truly shamed.

Because of this, I wasn't able to go hunting for more finds today, too much time spent on a salvage operation. In lieu of more foraging finds, here's our neighbors dog, who hunted me down while I was hacking away at the maggoty bastards.





 

MHR

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Heyyyy, doggie found you. Maybe he wouldn't be useless if he had one of those rescue containers around his neck with booze in it.
 

DefunctTheory

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One and a half days of berry foraging down.

8.6 oz of Blackberries

20.5 oz Raspberries

Times I almost passed out from heat exhaustion - 4

 

Cowabungaa

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No need for Stardew Valley on your part I see. Wild raspberries even, nice. Those things are hella expensive in stores.

Anyway, as I live in the inner city all I could really forage are dead pigeons or something. As a kid I lived in the countryside though (though mostly pastures, because The Netherlands) so it's not a weird thing for me. I think I ate foraged hazelnuts and honeysuckle when I was younger, that kinda stuff. So I wouldn't really refuse it if offered to me, provided the stuff is washed.

But these days I have a love-hate relationship with nature. On the other hand, it's nice and calming and whatnot. On the other hand, all the bugs and dirt make me go ick and I want to be in near a bathroom at pretty much all times.