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I don't really mind the Star Wars prequels, mind you I haven't watched them in years. But the lightsaber fights are good and Coruscant is awesome - can't deny that.
Batman & Robin is a freaking classic, some of the funniest shit ever made. If you hate it there's something wrong with you!
Twilight is alright, the third one has a cool fight scene. Wouldn't watch them again probably but I wouldn't tear my eyes out if I did.
And as long as it's not Transformers 3 I'm good.
To be honest I'd probably pick Star Wars.
Batman & Robin is a freaking classic, some of the funniest shit ever made. If you hate it there's something wrong with you!
Twilight is alright, the third one has a cool fight scene. Wouldn't watch them again probably but I wouldn't tear my eyes out if I did.
And as long as it's not Transformers 3 I'm good.
To be honest I'd probably pick Star Wars.
Either Transformers 2 or the Star Wars prequels because I've seen the Star Wars prequels so many times as a kid and I've watched Transformers 2 plenty of times to anaylise all of the bad shit in it, I can take another watch.
In fact I feel as if I got off easy. Give me number 6. I want to see that piece of shit Resident Evil Apocolypse again, because the first time I saw it I was in utter pain after watching it. I HATE IT, BUT I'LL TACKLE THAT SHIT AGAIN, I JUST WON'T WASTE EVEN A PENNY ON IT! Yeah I hate the Resident Evil movies a lot. I honestly thought Twilight was a better movie, I hate Twilight but I would find those movies more pleasing than the Resident Evil movies. GOD, I cannot hate on them enough. And I love the games.
In fact I feel as if I got off easy. Give me number 6. I want to see that piece of shit Resident Evil Apocolypse again, because the first time I saw it I was in utter pain after watching it. I HATE IT, BUT I'LL TACKLE THAT SHIT AGAIN, I JUST WON'T WASTE EVEN A PENNY ON IT! Yeah I hate the Resident Evil movies a lot. I honestly thought Twilight was a better movie, I hate Twilight but I would find those movies more pleasing than the Resident Evil movies. GOD, I cannot hate on them enough. And I love the games.
Anything but 6 and maybe 2, since i seen Transformers 2 with Rifftrax and even that was painfully tedious.LordSchucker said:
Twilight with Rifftrax is fun, and without it...well, i always find new ways to ***** about it.
The Star Wars Prequels were already seen by me more than once and although they can be painful at times and seem to get worse each time, they still have neat moments.
Batman and Robin...well, to be honest, the movie is awful. Very, VERY awful, and i knew that even back then despite being younger and more stupid. BUT, i think nowadays i much rather see this and laugh at it than watching Batman:Forever again.
Even though i found that one pretty okay once, nowadays when i think about it i just think about how very, VERY annoying Batman Forever is.
The Whole Movie is kinda like this:
Jim Carrey: AHUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHA
Tommy Lee Jones: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Frybird:
..and i much rather have stupid than annoying, now matter how stupid.
And Movies that scared me as a child...well, most of them will probably bore me nowadays, so thats not a good thing, but then again if they scared me once they probably have SOMETHING worthwhile to them.
More to the point, why did they tie you to a chair and then FORCE you to watch a movie of your choice? That doesn't even make sense.000Ronald said:
OT: I'll probably go with the Star Wars prequels because although I have seen them and didn't mind them, I have forgotten everything that happened. Except Jar-Jar Binks... god damn I wish I could forget him...
What... what did you just make me watch?Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Star Wars prequels, I liked them a lot.
Or Transformers 2; you can't not enjoy the explosions and robot fighting.
Or Transformers 2; you can't not enjoy the explosions and robot fighting.
I loved The Room. I'd love to get more chances to see that movie. I don't know if I've ever had so much fun and laughter watching a movie before. But no theater around here would have the balls to put on a showing of The Room.DracoSuave said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY&feature=related
Easy. As a child the film 'Alien' terrified me. It feels a bit schlocky now, but I'll still watch it.
Otherwise, I'm kinda partial to Episode II... oh right there was that fake love thing going on. I keep forgetting about that. Usually I was so damn drunk by the end of the film that I just remember that the Kamino sequences were pretty cool.
But you keep your B&R, Twilight and Uwe Boll pyrotechnics the hell away from me. I never wanted to see B&R. Batman Forever was just too horrible for words. It looked like an insane fashion designer assaulted Gotham City with neon paints delivered Saints Row style.
Otherwise, I'm kinda partial to Episode II... oh right there was that fake love thing going on. I keep forgetting about that. Usually I was so damn drunk by the end of the film that I just remember that the Kamino sequences were pretty cool.
But you keep your B&R, Twilight and Uwe Boll pyrotechnics the hell away from me. I never wanted to see B&R. Batman Forever was just too horrible for words. It looked like an insane fashion designer assaulted Gotham City with neon paints delivered Saints Row style.
A bat... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?LordSchucker said:
*coughs and composes myself*
I've already been tied to a chair and forced to watch the twilight movies so does that make me exempt from this? =P
Failing that I'd say Transformers 2, I honestly didn't mind it that much.
Firstly: "A movie you really hate." The rest of the list was interesting. What is this? Doesn't that contradict the whole premise? These are all bad movies. Just curious.LordSchucker said:
In descending order:
Any movie that scared me when I was younger (why would it bother me now?)
The Star Wars prequels (all of them)
Transformers 2
Batman and Robin
Any of the Twilights
The last 2 were honestly difficult to order. Batman and Robin is probably a worst film when it comes to cinematic quality. It just looked, sounded and smelled like horseshit, the dialogue seemed to be composed by a toddler, the idea of sexuality was incredibly childish, a superhero is born when she finds a suit (and that's it!). But the philosophical premise of the Twilight films is positively abhorrent, and the co-opting of a perfectly good, if overdone, subgenre of horror by the Tween Commodity Machine is insufferable.
But at least they didn't put Justin Bie-
This just in. Justin Bieber has just been signed for the lead role in the Twilight prequels.
(and for the irony impaired, whom I'm sure are rushing to inform my stupid ass that there are no Twilight prequels, that is a joke)
Phantom menace wasnt all that great, AotC was abysmal, and RotS was just as good as A new hope or RotJ. Which are, as we should all be able to admit by now, kindy crappy movies with AMAZING EFFECTSMoontouched-Moogle said:
phantom menace is my favorite, empire strikes back is the best, and i will watch Harvey. That movie terrified me AND my sister when we were kids.
The prequels, because I actually like them. A little. I don't really think any of the Star Wars movies are all that spectacular, really.
