Forget it

[PersianLlama]

Spoiler: Long quote

At the start, Tommy the Time Traveling Toaster is a passenger on a time-plane that goes down in the Atlantic Ocean in 1960. After surfacing, he finds himself the only survivor of the crash, and swims to a nearby towering lighthouse sitting in the middle of the water, where he finds a bathysphere which he uses to descend into the ocean and enter the failed "paradise" of Kitchen City. Barry the Blender assists him via the service radio found in the bathysphere in making his way to safety, while Ryan the Refrigerator, believing him to be a government agent (though he's not sure which government), uses Kitchen City's automated systems and his pheromone-controlled Hard Boiled Eggs against him. Barry tells the Tommy that the only way he can survive is to use the abilities granted by different toastable materials - like waffles, and that he must kill slices of white bread to extract their baked goodness. Overhearing the Barry's words, Dr. Bean Pole intercepts him, and urges him to save the White Bread. She gives him a special waffle that will only warm the white bread leaving it alive and restoring their humanity, albeit with a much smaller reward of baked goodness for him. Dr. Bean Pole promises to repay him if he does as she asks. As Tommy works his way through the city, he learns about Kitchen City's fate and history through audio logs, genetically-induced ghostly playbacks of past events, and radio messages. Barry says his wife and child have been hiding on a submarine, and just as Tommy and Barry reach the bay where it is located, Ryan has it destroyed; an enraged Barry tells Tommy that Ryan must die.

Tommy makes his way to Ryan, who offers no resistance to Tommy's efforts, but instead reveals why Tommy has come to Kitchen City: Tommy was actually created in Kitchen City a mere two years ago, modified to mature rapidly. He is Ryan's illegitimate son by an affair with an Olivia the Oven, an entertainer. Ryan further reveals that, after purchasing Tommy's embryo, Mike the Microwave designed him to obey orders that are preceded or followed by the specific phrase "Would you kindly." Tommy was then sent to the surface when the war started to put him beyond Ryan's reach. When the conflict between Mike and Ryan reached a stalemate, Tommy was sent instructions to board a flight with a package. At a designated time he opened the package to discover a revolver, and instructions to hijack and crash the plane next to the lighthouse, enabling him to return to Kitchen City as the cat's-paw of Barry. Ryan calmly demonstrates Tommy's lack of free will by forcing him to follow his commands using the trigger phrase, "Would you kindly?" which the player then realizes Barry has been using since his arrival. Ryan then orders Tommy to kill him, so as to die on his own terms. Barry, in complete control of the city as a result of Ryan's death, reveals himself to be Mike the Microwave, having faked his own death and adopted the alias and persona of Barry to throw Ryan off his trail. With Ryan dead, Mike no longer needs Tommy, and leaves him at the mercy of the reactivated security systems. Nevertheless, Dr. Bean Pole and her slices of white bread help Tommy escape through the vent system, where he falls and loses consciousness.

When Tommy awakes, Dr. Bean Pole has already deactivated some of his conditioned responses and assists him in breaking the remaining ones, among them one that would have eventually stopped his heart. During their subsequent pursuit of Mike, the doctor predicts that the only way to get through the last few obstacles would be to assemble a Washing Machine suit and follow the rescued slices of white bread through the passageways that only they can open. By the time Tommy reaches him, Mike has injected himself with vast amounts of baked goodness, becoming an inhuman monster. Tommy and Mike battle, and Tommy eventually prevails, allowing the slices of white bread to subdue Mike, by swarming over Fontaine and stabbing him with their crusts, killing him.

Tommy rescued all the slices of white bread (therefore saving their lives), the ending shows the rescued slices of white bread returning to the surface with Tommy and living full lives under his care as they wander throughout time. Cue for more stories in the eventually multi book series of Tommy the Time Traveling Toaster.

FIXED.

You sir, are full of win.

Edit: OP, take some tips from this man.

 

[mattttherman3]

An erotic novel for dogs

 

[Genta8]

Wait... How can you be working on a book if you don't even know what the plot is? And if you ask others for ideas, its probably bound to fail. Ideas need to come from ones self if its too be good.

 

[Onyxblackwolf]

"I'm Tommy," the toaster replied. "Who the fuck are you?"

This! This should be the first book.
Call it: Toast of War

Followed by Toastershock.

Now all we need is a third one to ride out the trilogy.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

A book about romance between a zombie and human girl...Make sure that you become a Mormon and make the book suck.

 

[nirvana232]

Armatoastin

"I'm Tommy," the toaster replied. "Who the fuck are you?"

This! This should be the first book.
Call it: Toast of War

Followed by Toastershock.

Now all we need is a third one to ride out the trilogy.[quote)

Armatoastin

 

[darkless]

At the start, Tommy the Time Traveling Toaster is a passenger on a time-plane that goes down in the Atlantic Ocean in 1960. After surfacing, he finds himself the only survivor of the crash, and swims to a nearby towering lighthouse sitting in the middle of the water, where he finds a bathysphere which he uses to descend into the ocean and enter the failed "paradise" of Kitchen City. Barry the Blender assists him via the service radio found in the bathysphere in making his way to safety, while Ryan the Refrigerator, believing him to be a government agent (though he's not sure which government), uses Kitchen City's automated systems and his pheromone-controlled Hard Boiled Eggs against him. Barry tells the Tommy that the only way he can survive is to use the abilities granted by different toastable materials - like waffles, and that he must kill slices of white bread to extract their baked goodness. Overhearing the Barry's words, Dr. Bean Pole intercepts him, and urges him to save the White Bread. She gives him a special waffle that will only warm the white bread leaving it alive and restoring their humanity, albeit with a much smaller reward of baked goodness for him. Dr. Bean Pole promises to repay him if he does as she asks. As Tommy works his way through the city, he learns about Kitchen City's fate and history through audio logs, genetically-induced ghostly playbacks of past events, and radio messages. Barry says his wife and child have been hiding on a submarine, and just as Tommy and Barry reach the bay where it is located, Ryan has it destroyed; an enraged Barry tells Tommy that Ryan must die.

Tommy makes his way to Ryan, who offers no resistance to Tommy's efforts, but instead reveals why Tommy has come to Kitchen City: Tommy was actually created in Kitchen City a mere two years ago, modified to mature rapidly. He is Ryan's illegitimate son by an affair with an Olivia the Oven, an entertainer. Ryan further reveals that, after purchasing Tommy's embryo, Mike the Microwave designed him to obey orders that are preceded or followed by the specific phrase "Would you kindly." Tommy was then sent to the surface when the war started to put him beyond Ryan's reach. When the conflict between Mike and Ryan reached a stalemate, Tommy was sent instructions to board a flight with a package. At a designated time he opened the package to discover a revolver, and instructions to hijack and crash the plane next to the lighthouse, enabling him to return to Kitchen City as the cat's-paw of Barry. Ryan calmly demonstrates Tommy's lack of free will by forcing him to follow his commands using the trigger phrase, "Would you kindly?" which the player then realizes Barry has been using since his arrival. Ryan then orders Tommy to kill him, so as to die on his own terms. Barry, in complete control of the city as a result of Ryan's death, reveals himself to be Mike the Microwave, having faked his own death and adopted the alias and persona of Barry to throw Ryan off his trail. With Ryan dead, Mike no longer needs Tommy, and leaves him at the mercy of the reactivated security systems. Nevertheless, Dr. Bean Pole and her slices of white bread help Tommy escape through the vent system, where he falls and loses consciousness.

When Tommy awakes, Dr. Bean Pole has already deactivated some of his conditioned responses and assists him in breaking the remaining ones, among them one that would have eventually stopped his heart. During their subsequent pursuit of Mike, the doctor predicts that the only way to get through the last few obstacles would be to assemble a Washing Machine suit and follow the rescued slices of white bread through the passageways that only they can open. By the time Tommy reaches him, Mike has injected himself with vast amounts of baked goodness, becoming an inhuman monster. Tommy and Mike battle, and Tommy eventually prevails, allowing the slices of white bread to subdue Mike, by swarming over Fontaine and stabbing him with their crusts, killing him.

Tommy rescued all the slices of white bread (therefore saving their lives), the ending shows the rescued slices of white bread returning to the surface with Tommy and living full lives under his care as they wander throughout time. Cue for more stories in the eventually multi book series of Tommy the Time Traveling Toaster.

FIXED.

That is epic! i would love to see this as a movie or some kind of game called biotoaster or toastershock

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"I'm Tommy," the toaster replied. "Who the fuck are you?"

This! This should be the first book.
Call it: Toast of War

Followed by Toastershock.

Now all we need is a third one to ride out the trilogy.

Oh, that's easy. Call of Toasty or Army of Toast. Toaster's Edge would be cool as well.

No, wait. I've got it.

A Toaster's Creed.

 

[Onyxblackwolf]

This almost needs to become it's own new topic where we set up a pole for people to vote for the last book name.

Also:
Tommy the Time Traveling Talking Toaster and the Prisoner of the Storage Shed

or a romantic book with Tommy falling in love with a vampire. call it: Toasterlight.

 

[PureChaos]

pick a film, change it slightly, then publish it as yours.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Jesus Christ comes back to life and tries to save the world from sin while simultaneously working as a night-time Chippendales dancer.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"I'm Tommy," the toaster replied. "Who the fuck are you?"

This! This should be the first book.
Call it: Toast of War

Followed by Toastershock.

Now all we need is a third one to ride out the trilogy.

Oh, that's easy. Call of Toasty or Army of Toast. Toaster's Edge would be cool as well.

No, wait. I've got it.

A Toaster's Creed.

And then we can make Prince of Toaster: Bread of Time.

 

[Onyxblackwolf]

And then we can make Prince of Toaster: Bread of Time.

This!

Toast of War

Toastershock

and then Prince of Toaster: Bread of Time

Alright OP,you have three books right there. If I don't hear that you're writing these, then I'm going to be extremely disappointed. We put work into this!

 

[fedpayne]

Write a children's book but in the style of a Grisham novel. No wait, don't do that, that could actually be really entertaining.

I know you're joking, but that would sell, and I think you should consider it. I work for Universal, and I want you to get a draft sorted and we'll talk film rights.

 

[Onyxblackwolf]

I know you're joking, but that would sell, and I think you should consider it. I work for Universal, and I want you to get a draft sorted and we'll talk film rights.

This sounds very reasonable. I agree to your terms and conditions amicably and so The Runaway Panda Jury is being written.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I don't live in Syracuse, New York but if you send me $30 I'll send you Three ideas.

 

[stormcaller]

Go for ze pretentious git approach and write a book about nothing in general then enjoy your money fame and movies.

 

[BlackAsgard]

It'll be mighty hard to write anything at all without a plot.

I suggest writing a short story in the world you've created. Assuming you've gotten that far.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ah... plot's come naturally to me
Don't want you stealing my idea's now, do I?
I suggest reading a book then using that to help you.