Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, you have Neo's personal mobile number, and give him a buzz.

 

[Shapsters]

Unfortunately... he cant come to the phone right now.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he's busy with thousands of Agent Smith replications, and cannot answer the call. Unfortunately [sup]2[/sup], 500 of the Smith replicas, however, can.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Fortunately, you have awesome superpowers

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the powers are only good for ten minutes every day.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, you haven't used that 10 minutes yet.

 

[Geamo]

Fortunatly, it is one of the ten minutes today.

 

[Shapsters]

Unfortunately, you power runs on Cocaine, and you couldn't get your fix

 

[Geamo]

Unfortunatly, your escape route involves rickety ladders.

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, you love rickety ladders and the tetanus they can cause.

 

[Shapsters]

Unfortunately, they are actually perfectly stable, but out of reach

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, the guy punches you up in the air so high that you land on the roof of a nearby building.

 

[Woodster 117]

Unfortunately you lose a few teeth in the process

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, you didn't use those teeth anyway, so you can leave them on the roof.

 

[Shapsters]

Unfortunately, the tooth fairly wants more teeth and begins attacking you.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, your pimp hand is strong, and you slap that *****.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, that ***** is immune to pimp slaps, and whips out an 8-inch knife on your ass.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, your currently OVER 9000!!11 and proceed to shove that knife where the sun don't shine.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, "where the sun don't shine" is a descriptor of a place that is unique to your body.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Fortunatly, you still manage to stab her in the stomach.