Fortunately/Unfortunately

[zeroharpuia]

Foutunately you've grown tired of living.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, all the snipers are horrible shots.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Fortunately when you walked home you fell through a sewer grate, you've been living with the rats for over 20 years now! (at least you have much money )

 

[zeroharpuia]

Unfortunately, money means nothing to you.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the rats have started plotting your death.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Fortunately, this involves lots of cuddly pink unicorns

 

[zeroharpuia]

Fortunately, you've already embraced your fate.

New line: You've just moved to Hinamizawa.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Unfortunately you don't know where the hell you are

 

[zeroharpuia]

Fourtunately the towns 'friendly' residents are eager to help.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Unfortunately the 'help' consists of them taking turns to hit you with sticks.

 

[zeroharpuia]

Fourtunately, a 15-year old Girl scares them off with a machete.

 

[zeroharpuia]

Unfourtunately, you can't tell that i'm referencing Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

New Line: You've just failed your exams.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Fortunately you hadn't studied at all but failed only slightly

 

[zeroharpuia]

Unfourtunately, your failure means you can no longer complete your courses.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Fortunately Donald Trump dies and for some reason his will notes all money to you

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, his kids all sue you.

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, they have a crappy lawyer.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, yours is worse.
[sup]Hi berethond! Haven't seen you in a while![/sup]

 

[VoltySquirrel]

IGNORE THIS POST!

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately I have several, and they add up.
It's been so long! I missed you! And AE.