Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Fury Is Me.]

Fortunatly, Mario shows up and fireballs Toad. Then says "SHUT-A-THE FUCK UP!"

 

[War Penguin]

Unfortunately, that puts a bounty on Mario and now he's a wanted criminal.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately, being Italian the Mafia is under his control and he goes into hiding

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fortunatly, I come in and beat the shit out of you for being racist.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately, it was a simple joke and i didn't mean anything by it

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, War Penguin came in and stopped this weird awkward silence, and changed the subject.

A meteor is about to hit Earth.

 

[Malifact]

Unfortunately, if it hits, all the kittens in the world will die.

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, we have a special rocket for the kittens, so they won't be on Earth when the meteor hits.

 

[CounterAttack]

Unfortunately, there's no fuel left, so we can't launch the rocket.

 

[brtshstel]

Fortunately, Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer were put in charge to send oil drillers to destroy the meteor, and then made a crappy unrealistic movie about it...


...oh wait.