Fortunately, Unfortunately

[BrailleOperatic]

Fortunately, their hair turned blonde and spikey and obstructed this vision.

 

[Robert632]

Unfortunatly, it planned to roll on Julius, stabbing him with it's pointy hair.

 

[Blydden]

Fortunately, the arid Australian outback air make the blonde hair all frizzy, and thus no longer pointy.

 

[superbatranger]

Unfortunately, that same arid air turned the rolling super wombat into a flaming rolling super wombat, which was still aimed at Julius.

 

[Blydden]

Fortunately, Julius' best friend, Dave a.k.a. Aquaman II, put out the fiery wombat, and drowned it.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Unfortunately, Aquaman sucks and still got run over by the rolling wombat and died.

 

[Blydden]

Fortunately, Dave's sacrifice still saved Julius' life.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Unfortunately, the wombats are preparing their next attack.

 

[Blydden]

Fortunately, their next attack was to eat Dave's corpse.

 

[Ren3004]

Unfortunately, they weren't fast enough, and Dave is now a zombie infected.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Fortunately, Julius gets teleported away from all the insanity.

 

[Zeromaeus]

ninja'd
Unfortunately, he teleported to Mars, shortly before the Doom incident.

 

[Robert632]

Fortunatly the Doom marine saves him.

 

[Anezay]

Unfortunately, Doom 3 happened.

 

[Tharwen]

Fortunately, his PC setup was powerful enough to take the graphics.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Unfortunately he was crap at the game.

 

[ultimateownage]

Fortunately, the game itself was crap and it cancelled out his crappiness.

 

[Robert632]

Unfrotunatly, the game was so bad it created a singularity.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Fortunately, its mass was so low it swallowed itself up with no ill effects.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Unfortunately, Julius was inside the singularity when it closed.