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Fijiman

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So I'm guessing g that you guys are taking a page from Wynn's book on this? Count me out.
 

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Fijiman said:
So I'm guessing g that you guys are taking a page from Wynn's book on this? Count me out.
The difference between us and Wynn is that we got permission to do our little silly game.

Er, I mean: Serjeant! REMOVE THIS TROUBLEMAKER AT ONCE!
 

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CyanCat47 said:
Depends on who you are planning to fuck over. When you have the answer to that question, simply find someone who hates the recipient of said fucking over and ask for a check
This sounds complicated. Can you just make decisions on my behalf for me and pass on the cheques?
 

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American Tanker said:
So, still no actual movement on anything? *sigh* Figures. Typical politics.
Well, we're currently trying to form parties and then pick a prime minister. You're welcome to join the MEGA party or you can start your own.
 

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In the interest thread, Xsjadoblayde offered to be the speaker. I believe that unless anyone has any objections this should be done.

Furthermore, I'd like to announce the formation of a political party: the MEGA party (Make the Escapist Great Again)

We stand for:
Anime
Shitposting
Fiscal restraint
Cautious openness to new ideas
Education

In short, we stand for everything that made the Escapist great once, and can be used to make it great again.
So I'm guessing the eduction would be focus on creationism, the caution would be at guns length, the fiscal restraint is more to do with the Escapist not having any money, shitpossting will always be on both sides. This leads me to believe that MEGA means Weebs.
 

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CM156 said:
Well, we're currently trying to form parties and then pick a prime minister. You're welcome to join the MEGA party or you can start your own.
I know I definitely stand opposed to anime and ESPECIALLY shitposting, so you'll need to look elsewhere for recruits.
 

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trunkage said:
CM156 said:
In the interest thread, Xsjadoblayde offered to be the speaker. I believe that unless anyone has any objections this should be done.

Furthermore, I'd like to announce the formation of a political party: the MEGA party (Make the Escapist Great Again)

We stand for:
Anime
Shitposting
Fiscal restraint
Cautious openness to new ideas
Education

In short, we stand for everything that made the Escapist great once, and can be used to make it great again.
So I'm guessing the eduction would be focus on creationism, the caution would be at guns length, the fiscal restraint is more to do with the Escapist not having any money, shitpossting will always be on both sides. This leads me to believe that MEGA means Weebs.
MEGA is explicitly pro-Weebery.

American Tanker said:
CM156 said:
Well, we're currently trying to form parties and then pick a prime minister. You're welcome to join the MEGA party or you can start your own.
I know I definitely stand opposed to anime and ESPECIALLY shitposting, so you'll need to look elsewhere for recruits.
I figured. Just wanted to let you know your options.
 

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I'd like to table a motion concerning the weeb problem...


I also want to restart our biological weapons program, and pay for it by slashing funding to public health.

We should be the first to weaponize swine flu.
 

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Addendum_Forthcoming said:
CyanCat47 said:
Depends on who you are planning to fuck over. When you have the answer to that question, simply find someone who hates the recipient of said fucking over and ask for a check
This sounds complicated. Can you just make decisions on my behalf for me and pass on the cheques?
If you support my nomination for Prime Minister i believe we can come to an arrangement that will benefit us both
 

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CyanCat47 said:
If you support my nomination for Prime Minister i believe we can come to an arrangement that will benefit us both
Will you help my motion for government-backed cocaine production and supply in pharmacies and school canteens, and use the revenue to push for tax cuts to the wealthy?
 

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Order! Order!

You're scaring my cat with all this talk and no biscuits. She's run out of dreamies and will not stop bugging me for more. These human biscuits are worthless in feline value, regardless of how cunningly I disguised them.

If I may;

Anime
Shitposting
Fiscal restraint
Cautious openness to new ideas
Education
Could do with a shuffle and perhaps the addition of "Employment" to give us;

Fiscal restraint
Anime
Education
Cautious openness to new ideas
Employment
Shitposting
So now this mission statement can be easily tagged and remembered as #FAECES for a catchy and hip hashtag to go viral and catch the attention of our incessant youth. [Small]oh and employment is important to my constituents or something too, i guess.[/Small]

As a completely non-partisan creature with bipolar sympathies;

Addendum_Forthcoming said:
I'd like to table a motion concerning the weeb problem...


I also want to restart our biological weapons program, and pay for it by slashing funding to public health.

We should be the first to weaponize swine flu.
These suggestions are too mildly entertaining to not consider. However, without taxpayer-funded cat biscuits, any further responsibility demanded of me will only be met with this exact face and expression;


Except with much more hair and gnarly teeth.

Edit: Oops, missed these;
CyanCat47 said:
My first economic policy proposal is to introduce a 50% import tax on trash anime
Addendum_Forthcoming said:
CyanCat47 said:
If you support my nomination for Prime Minister i believe we can come to an arrangement that will benefit us both
Will you help my motion for government-backed cocaine production and supply in pharmacies and school canteens, and use the revenue to push for tax cuts to the wealthy?
These too I nominate for debate in definitely non-partisan fashion.

[small]This be the most action my inbox had since the Great "Quote-Notification" (Quotification?) Silence[sub][sub][sub] - the only action, in fact [/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]
 

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My positions are to drive out the Weebs and Nazis, (So to drive out the Weebs heyo!) and to encourage interesting discussion.

Also; why would we make JoJo any form of monarch? I'm right here to be the divinely appointed supreme leader who was appointed through my own divinity.
 

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Addendum_Forthcoming said:
CyanCat47 said:
If you support my nomination for Prime Minister i believe we can come to an arrangement that will benefit us both
Will you help my motion for government-backed cocaine production and supply in pharmacies and school canteens, and use the revenue to push for tax cuts to the wealthy?
Is the coca fairtrade?
 

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Addendum_Forthcoming said:
CyanCat47 said:
Is the coca fairtrade?
Domestically grown and produced. For Escapists (and wherever we can assist smuggling it), by Escapists.
Then i believe we have an arrangement. A man with your dealmaking skills might prove useful when i need to appoint a chancellor of the exchequer
 

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votemarvel said:
If you guys form a parliament, can I be Guy Fawkes?
What? Get captured, tortured and then commit suicide?
And remembered forever. Sounds a good way to go to me.