Forum Parliament, official thread

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

I call for the formation and legitimization of a liberal cuck party. We stand for social justice and equality, universal healthcare, dismantling the structures of the oligarchy, having muscley conservatives fuck our wives while we're out caucusing, fair and peaceful wealth redistribution, being offended by anything you can think of, putting cis white males into internment camps/sulfur mines, and Bernie Sanders. I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

 

[Pseudonym]

I call for the formation and legitimization of a liberal cuck party. We stand for social justice and equality, universal healthcare, dismantling the structures of the oligarchy, having muscley conservatives fuck our wives while we're out caucusing, fair and peaceful wealth redistribution, being offended by anything you can think of, putting cis white males into internment camps/sulfur mines, and Bernie Sanders. I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

I'll fall in line on those terms. Let the cuckery and white genocide begin.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Order! Order!

You're scaring my cat with all this talk and no biscuits. She's run out of dreamies and will not stop bugging me for more. These human biscuits are worthless in feline value, regardless of how cunningly I disguised them.

If I may;

Anime
Shitposting
Fiscal restraint
Cautious openness to new ideas
Education

Could do with a shuffle and perhaps the addition of "Employment" to give us;

Fiscal restraint
Anime
Education
Cautious openness to new ideas
Employment
Shitposting

So now this mission statement can be easily tagged and remembered as #FAECES for a catchy and hip hashtag to go viral and catch the attention of our incessant youth. [Small]oh and employment is important to my constituents or something too, i guess.[/Small]

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

 

[Pseudonym]

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I refer you back to the above:

I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

So when is the vote? Obviously, I will vote for the one true saelune if she will run when she rises again, after three days in exile. If that isn't an option, Cyancat is fine.

 

[Fallow]

I'm joining the liberal cuck party.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I refer you back to the above:

I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

So when is the vote? Obviously, I will vote for the one true saelune if she will run when she rises again, after three days in exile. If that isn't an option, Cyancat is fine.

Mr Speaker, the MEGA party would not support Saelune as prime minister, though if a government were formed under them, we would be ready to play the role of the opposition. We are open to a confidence and supply or coalition government agreement with other parties if needed, so long as certain preconditions are met ensuring The Escapist retains a safe and steady supply of anime.

I would also like to ask my honorable friend from Norway if he's prepared to declare allegiance to one of the extant political parties (The MEGAs or the Liberal Cucks) or if he will be forming a party with my honorable friend from Australia dedicated to plutocratic beliefs.

I believe we should try to form parties rather than all be independents, as it's easier to keep track of everyone in that case.

Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Then i believe we have an arrangement. A man with your dealmaking skills might prove useful when i need to appoint a chancellor of the exchequer

Woman ... but details! Chancellor of the Exchequer #.#

I'm in. What leader am I nominating for? Ahhh, it doesn't matter ... Exchequer *drools* ... I'll rubber stamp my support for anyone you want. Like anyone ...

 

[Souplex]

Thanks to my heritage, I nominate myself as Jewish leader of the forum parliament

As a Brooklyn Jew I outrank you in Judaism.

 

[Zontar]

I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I would ask if my esteemed colleague believes that we in the party are all simply cucking each other? Besides, everyone knows us libs have the sweetest snowflake wives.

Spoiler: example

Don't act like you don't want a piece. Just make sure you hit it when I'm not looking, otherwise it's just a normal Tuesday night.

Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

The Liberal Cuck party has no objections, and would agree to see this motion pass.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

I would like to assure my honorable friend that were he to join my party, the interests of anime fans would be well represented with MEGA.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I would ask if my esteemed colleague believes that we in the party are all simply cucking each other? Besides, everyone knows us libs have the sweetest snowflake wives.

Spoiler: example

Don't act like you don't want a piece. Just make sure you hit it when I'm not looking, otherwise it's just a normal Tuesday night.

Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

The Liberal Cuck party has no objections, and would agree to see this motion pass.

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

My honourable friends, it is my great pleasure to announce the foundation of the

Knowledge

Evolution

Values

Industrial

Neoliberals

Or KEVIN. I will be the party leader with my honourable Australian friend serving as our nominee for chancellor of the exchequer. We will form a coalition with anyone willing to work to achieve our goal of reducing the defecit atany cost. We support unrestricted science and commerce and the complete equality for all

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

My honourable friends, it is my great pleasure to announce the foundation of the

Knowledge

Evolution

Values

Industrial

Neoliberals

Or KEVIN. I will be the party leader with my honourable Australian friend serving as our nominee for chancellor of the exchequer. We will form a coalition with anyone willing to work to achieve our goal of reducing the defecit atany cost. We support unrestricted science and commerce and the complete equality for all

Aggressive neoliberalism. KEVIN, and the Hon. CyanCat47, has real vision and leadership for a glorious new era of fiscal propriety and working with industry leaders to provide greater economic engagement for the benefit of all! The world has changed, and it is quite obvious MEGA or the Cucks cannot adapt to the changing circumstances of this new age of global trade and finance. KEVIN is the mind ... the body ... the spirit ... of prosperity.

 

[chocolate pickles]

What are you nasty little cucks up to?

 

[Fallow]

What are you nasty little cucks up to?

Only two of us are cucks so far, but we're hoping more will join.

 

[Pseudonym]

What are you nasty little cucks up to?

Only two of us are cucks so far, but we're hoping more will join.

Three, right. You, me and our current leader TheVampwizimp.

 

[Zontar]

I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

I would like to assure my honorable friend that were he to join my party, the interests of anime fans would be well represented with MEGA.

You have a new sitting memeber then.