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[CM156_v1legacy]

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

Mr Speaker, with this change of events, it is clear that the MEGA party cannot support the Premiership of CyanCat if he plans on including my honorable friend in his cabinet. Weebery is the sacred right of all humans and any attempts to restrain that are a violation of our god-given freedom.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

Mr Speaker, with this change of events, it is clear that the MEGA party cannot support the Premiership of CyanCat if he plans on including my honorable friend in his cabinet. Weebery is the sacred right of all humans and any attempts to restrain that are a violation of our god-given freedom.

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

 

[Fallow]

Wait, are we liberal cucks or neo-liberal cucks?

I kinda want to know if we should propose liberal stuff like universal healthcare and subsidized education or neo-liberal stuff like sharia laws and legalized censorship.

I assume that regardless of the liberal agenda we will also be proposing various state-funded cuckolding activities.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

My honorable friend, I formally propose we enter into a coalition agreement, so long as KEVIN can maintain a majority government. Perhaps joining with the growing Jewish party that appears to be lead by my honorable friend undeadsuitor or at least a confidence and supply. Perhaps my honorable friend can be made deputy Prime Minister. The MEGA party would find this acceptable, so long as one of our Party members maintains their role as minister of culture. This coalition government could be officially referred to as "KEVIN [is] MEGA Jewish." This would leave my honorable friends in the Liberal Cuck party as the loyal opposition.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

My honorable friend, I formally propose we enter into a coalition agreement, so long as KEVIN can maintain a majority government. Perhaps joining with the growing Jewish party that appears to be lead by my honorable friend undeadsuitor or at least a confidence and supply. Perhaps my honorable friend can be made deputy Prime Minister. The MEGA party would find this acceptable, so long as one of our Party members maintains their role as minister of culture. This coalition government could be officially referred to as "KEVIN [is] MEGA Jewish." This would leave my honorable friends in the Liberal Cuck party as the loyal opposition.

If the Jewish party agrees then the coalition has our approval. We are offering the Jewish party the position of secretary of state on our new cabinet. Once we have a government we can get to work on reducing the defecit

 

[Souplex]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

My honorable friend, we can't just go around proposing bills like this until we have a fully formed government.

 

[Souplex]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

My honorable friend, we can't just go around proposing bills like this until we have a fully formed government.

As executive soupreme overadminstrator I can.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Ah, back from wonderful ""vacation"" at last. Time to do my job i spose...

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I'm not putting that on my "spotless" interweb history, so am going to just agree with your request, regardless of the consequences.

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

Yes!... The people love snakes! More debates are in desperate need of them.

 

[Fallow]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Ah, back from wonderful ""vacation"" at last. Time to do my job i spose...

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I'm not putting that on my "spotless" interweb history, so am going to just agree with your request, regardless of the consequences.

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

Yes!... The people love snakes! More debates are in desperate need of them.

Spoiler: Mr. Speaker, this is what I'm talking about

As a palate cleanser:

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Spoiler: Mr. Speaker, this is what I'm talking about

As a palate cleanser:

That comic is useful propaganda, but I'd recommend (in a non-partisan manner) more colour in future. The snake gets it; colour and cuteness is a sure win for public appeal, with added memery for good measure. If the LCP or any other budding party desires to utilise propaganda, do so with the cautious consideration of the aforementioned pornographic content rule here of course. We must maintain a standard of professionalism in the wake of Wynn's banishment.

(Unless the people vote otherwise).

...

(If they are afforded a vote at all!)

 

[Souplex]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.

 

[Fallow]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.

But then it's not a surprise anymore

Also, that will mean Bobular can't join the discussion.

 

[Souplex]

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.

But then it's not a surprise anymore

Also, that will mean Bobular can't join the discussion.

We'll stop posting spiders when he stops posting weeb shit. It'll still be a surprise when he scrolls down to it. It won't be a surprise if he never clicks spoilers for fear of spiders