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As a clarification, we are a party of Liberal ideals, including but not limited to universal healthcare, greater financial regulation, and making sure our sexually unsatisfied wives or girlfriends always have enough of that illicit pool boy D. Neoliberalism, despite its similar name, is ideologically opposite to our party, especially in economic matters, and will result in almost no extramarital affairs with young, virile studs.Fallow said:
Indeed, as soon as this government pulls itself together and appoints some leadership positions, I will put forth a bill that will require married women to answer the door in transparent lingerie and with a vulnerable but seductive smile.
Would the honourable gentlemen of the Jewish party be so kind as to inform the house of whether they intend to join the coalition government? Furthermore i would ask the honourable ladies and gentlemen of the Liberal Cuck Party whether Saelune will accept the nomination for premiership put forth by the party. Additionally i would politely ask them to create an official acronym for the sake of the expedience and convenience of all parties involved
Mr. Speaker ... Honourable members of the House ... while we natter here, our upstanding coca farmers and "pharmaceutical engineers" await a formal decision as to bringing Escapist brand "Happy Dust" to every boy and girl in our venerable education system, and available liberally at a nominal price in our pharmacies OTC.
While we talk of acronyms, we are about to miss this year's earliest sowing periods to make Happy Dust a key export market opportunity to nearby nations. This is a multibillion dollar industry that will provide good jobs and has established demand both here and abroad.
With my friends in private "security" consultancy, I think we can really hit our competitors hard and fast to secure greater market share by 2020 as well as inflate the value of our upstanding product in the international trade. Balance the budget through aggressive, targeted "marketing" campaigns! Our product is clearly superior and better cut!
While we talk of acronyms, we are about to miss this year's earliest sowing periods to make Happy Dust a key export market opportunity to nearby nations. This is a multibillion dollar industry that will provide good jobs and has established demand both here and abroad.
With my friends in private "security" consultancy, I think we can really hit our competitors hard and fast to secure greater market share by 2020 as well as inflate the value of our upstanding product in the international trade. Balance the budget through aggressive, targeted "marketing" campaigns! Our product is clearly superior and better cut!
On a completely unrelated note, i would like to announce one of KEVIN's first major programs, the war on the war on drugs. For too long mandatory minimums has been filling up our prison system and cost us billions in funding for the DEA. Our entire justice system is clogged up by petty drug trials. As you know, many prisons have resorted to taking on production contracts for major companies in recent years. I say, let's cut out the middleman that is the tax-funded prison system. Let's get our drug addicts out of our prisons and into our sweatshops. This will sharply reduce the budget deficit, make the justice system more efficient and provide a better, fairer market for our Happy DustAddendum_Forthcoming said:
While this cuckoldry business does sound fun and the prospect of having another man raise my biological offspring without the knowledge of its true parentage, KEVIN values the individual freedom to dress as one pleases. In order to get our support for this proposal you would have to make a convincing case for how cuckoldry can generate some kind of profit or scientific data, preferably bothTheVampwizimp said:
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To whom it may concern:CyanCat47 said:
Given the current composition of Parliament, I have decided to give CyanCat47 the first opportunity to form a government. From this moment forward he is Prime Minister, provided of course that he can maintain the confidence of the House.
Mr Speaker, I can assure the members of the House that MEGA supports the right honorable gentleman.
Furthermore, Mr. Speaker, I propose that any time a member of this august body addresses one of their honorable friends, that that friend be quoted so that they know how to respond. For instance, in this case:
Furthermore, Mr. Speaker, I propose that any time a member of this august body addresses one of their honorable friends, that that friend be quoted so that they know how to respond. For instance, in this case:
I would tag my honorable friendCyanCat47 said:
Like so.undeadsuitor said:
Your escapistal majesty, ladies and gentlemen of the assembly, it is with great humility and gratitude that i accept this appointment and announce the first Escapist government of the coalition Kevin (is) Mega Jewish. We will strive to promote personal and civil liberty, scientific innovation, economic growth, a balanced budget and the patronage of animeJoJo said:
My honourable friend, the leader of MEGA will serve as minister of cultureCM156 said:
My honourable friend, the leader of the Jewish Party will serve as secretary of stateundeadsuitor said:
And my honourable friend and fellow founder of KEVIN will serve as my Chancellor of the ExchequerAddendum_Forthcoming said:
We hope to maintain a cooperative and productive coalition government. With this we open for the proposal and voting for new legislation. God save The Escapist
Mr. Speaker, I would like to be the first to congratulate my right honorable friend Mr. CyanCat on his assumption of leadership. I'd also like to congratulate my honorable friend on his role as leader of the opposition.
I think our first order of business should be procedural rules. To that end, I propose that whenever a proposal is made for a bill, all members of parliament are given 48 hours to vote on it, and those who do not vote do not have their votes counted either way. In the cases of ties, the Speaker will cast the deciding vote, using this common rule [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speaker_Denison%27s_rule]TheVampwizimp said:
Sounds about right, but when is a proposal made? When somebody posts it? That would lead to chaotic spamming of proposals fast. I think there should be some process, liberal enough to allow serious proposals to get through but strict enough to prevent chaos and unclarity. It would already help if a speaker would regularly put forward what proposals the next voting will be on based on some sensible rules. (no repeats within a week, maybe at least 2 mp's behind the proposal, something like that)CM156 said:
Mr Speaker, my honorable friend raises a good point. To that end, I propose a compromise: Any member of parliament can make a suggestion, but in order for it to be acted on, at least one other MP has to express support for the bill. At that point, the speaker will set a time for debates to be heard on the matter and eventually set a time for all interested parties to vote. That way we avoid a situation in which we are simply shouting out our ideas, and we can keep track of our suggestions.Pseudonym said:
Mr. Speaker .... honourable members of the House ... as our esteemed future leader put it so eloquently, the War on the War on Drugs requires a comprehensive transformation of our justice and corrections systems. I submit for approval a budgetary and labour measure that should see immediate slashes to our prison fee costs, domestic recidivism rates and give our industry a very strong presence overseas.
Proposition P.A.C.M.U.L (Provision & Assignment of Convict labour for Manufacturing, Utilities and Logistics) .... where in exchange for wiping out their criminal record (and providing new passports), we take everyone who enlists otherwise currently suffering under the nation's draconian drug laws and put them back into work! Predominantly to assist the success of our government endorsed 'Happy Dust' initiative both here and abroad.
It is time we provide these afflicted parties the means to find a new dawn of semi-private enterprise without stigma of their past, and use their skills to the benefit of our nation's fiscal prospects and providing an international presence.
This program will involve comprehensive education of those involved concerning; account keeping, border security training, camp engineering, chemistry, combat training, enhanced interrogation techniques, geography, language acquisition, logistical management, and more. This rehabilitative service transforms criminals into skilled workers, and Happy Dust into a global product with the marketing and operational muscle to usurp greater market share sooner rather than later.
Working with our good friends in both the military and intelligence communities, members of this programme who display exceptional skills and raw, natural talent can and should be eligible for exciting new career opportunities in the Escapist Intelligence Agency. As further proof of the success of this rehabilitative service to provide honourable direct market intelligence (and possible interdiction of competitors) both at home and abroad.
I love this country ... and it pains me to see that KEVIN is one of the few parties with true vision to mobilize our workforce for the greatest possible prosperity we can imagine. To see our fellow citizenry suffer under the binds of regulations concerning Class A drugs injures us grievously. To know that these people have skills and resources that we allow to rust and rot behind steel bars, for no fault of their own beyond freedom haters feeling like they can imprison them for their unique life experiences.
This proposition not only heavily slashes the cost of our corrections facilities... Not only lightens the load on our courts for the prosecution of true crimes... but it gives to our fellow citizenry the best possible means to find their real calling in terms of their enterprise and labour.
Proposition P.A.C.M.U.L (Provision & Assignment of Convict labour for Manufacturing, Utilities and Logistics) .... where in exchange for wiping out their criminal record (and providing new passports), we take everyone who enlists otherwise currently suffering under the nation's draconian drug laws and put them back into work! Predominantly to assist the success of our government endorsed 'Happy Dust' initiative both here and abroad.
It is time we provide these afflicted parties the means to find a new dawn of semi-private enterprise without stigma of their past, and use their skills to the benefit of our nation's fiscal prospects and providing an international presence.
This program will involve comprehensive education of those involved concerning; account keeping, border security training, camp engineering, chemistry, combat training, enhanced interrogation techniques, geography, language acquisition, logistical management, and more. This rehabilitative service transforms criminals into skilled workers, and Happy Dust into a global product with the marketing and operational muscle to usurp greater market share sooner rather than later.
Working with our good friends in both the military and intelligence communities, members of this programme who display exceptional skills and raw, natural talent can and should be eligible for exciting new career opportunities in the Escapist Intelligence Agency. As further proof of the success of this rehabilitative service to provide honourable direct market intelligence (and possible interdiction of competitors) both at home and abroad.
I love this country ... and it pains me to see that KEVIN is one of the few parties with true vision to mobilize our workforce for the greatest possible prosperity we can imagine. To see our fellow citizenry suffer under the binds of regulations concerning Class A drugs injures us grievously. To know that these people have skills and resources that we allow to rust and rot behind steel bars, for no fault of their own beyond freedom haters feeling like they can imprison them for their unique life experiences.
This proposition not only heavily slashes the cost of our corrections facilities... Not only lightens the load on our courts for the prosecution of true crimes... but it gives to our fellow citizenry the best possible means to find their real calling in terms of their enterprise and labour.
Mr. Speaker, the MEGA party can see itself endorsing this move by our right honorable friend, so long as emphasis is placed on the border security part of the Happy Dust initiative. We believe in reforming the criminals we don't hang for being degenerate lowlifes. We were working on a program, Hijackers to Hires, that had similar principles, but the program has never fully taken off.Addendum_Forthcoming said:
I believe that my right honorable friend raises a good point: Long term, this program will pay for itself due to reduced burdens on our social welfare system. However, short term, we may need money from elsewhere. I believe it would be within the purview of my right honorable friend's office to determine the best source of the money.
Hear hear! This is the reform our justice system has been crying out for for many years, and all the things it didn't know it wanted to boot. P.A.C.M.U.L will alleviate our overburdened prison system, allow the police to focus their resources towards reducing violent crime rather than petty drug charges, bolster our domestic workforce and production capacity and strengthen the nation. My honourable friends, this is the chance we have been waiting forAddendum_Forthcoming said:
Speaker, I demand the floor.
I cannot stand idely by while my people remain oppressed and discriminated against by both the state and this chamber. I demand that the day of creation in the Weeb Bible (Old Testiment) of the 8th of October be henceforth declared a national hodilay in honour of the one true god.
I cannot stand idely by while my people remain oppressed and discriminated against by both the state and this chamber. I demand that the day of creation in the Weeb Bible (Old Testiment) of the 8th of October be henceforth declared a national hodilay in honour of the one true god.
These are not the snakes we are looking for. Flat out disappointed MEGA for your lack of euphemismCM156 said:Xsjadoblayde said:
As a palate cleanser:
OT: We (JoJo) voted for a leader. I don't remember us voting for a speaker. Who are you guys talking to?
Mr. Speaker, I'd like to take a moment to inform my honorable friend that you, Xsjadoblayde, are the speaker of the house, due to the fact that you were the only contender for the position and likewise the most qualified to hold it.trunkage said:
I don't know about me being a God, its nice of you to think so. But I do approve of my birthday being made a national holiday though.Zontar said:
I'm going to throw my hat into the political ring with the formation of the Sleaze and Corruption Party. My parties beliefs are very simple, if its sleazy and corrupt, then its most likely that I am involved somehow. God help you all if we ever got any real power, but my God it would make for interesting headlines. And really, isn't what politics needs right now?