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Mr Speaker... Honourable members of the House ... the fact that we are hearing this in the Commons, a proposal of a state sanctioned religion of weebery, is a corruption of civil liberty. We should not be sponsoring religions at the cost to the taxpayer! It is a flagrant excess of spitting in the face of our desire to maintain our sovereignty, our secularism, and (most importantly) our fiscal policy. More grievously ... it directly affects our workforce participation rates by establishing flippant public holidays!

If this proposal goes ahead, I demand we re-evaluate the awards system of workplace contracts in order to not arbitrarily injure businesses paying increased award rates on labour! One additional day of penalty rates makes not only our public sector costs increase, but it makes public-private cross operations tremendously increase as operations of scale shudder to a near halt, or costs magnify exponentially. All while dissuading total economic investment from private enterprise.

Tax offsetting from increased revenue from those earning between 27.5k to 120k p.a. will not cover the cost of such flippant policies as artificial public holiday creation. What minute increases in domestic spending in tandem with additional taxation revenues will not cover the injury to ourselves or businesses.

Moreover, with all respects to the proposer of this Weebery holiday initiative ... they didn't even bother to create a floating date of holiday enactment. Flat date public holiday creation is an archaic idea to government endorsed leisure dates. If we are going to implement such initiatives, let us at least take a page out of nations like Australia that angle 'floating dates' of many public holidays to majoritively land on Fridays, or Mondays, to increase domestic spending while decreasing total cost and obstruction on businesses and their operations!

This Weebery holiday proposal is ill-thought-out in the extreme, and constitutes a moral hazard without any real beneficiary!

This action will negatively impact total profitability and jobs creation rates of a multitude of industries, and cripple total economic engagement. We already have too many public holidays!

You do not secure prosperity and sustainability of fiscal responsibility with state-sanctioned religiosity. The money that would be spent, and the time dedicated to its discussion, would better be spent creating ever more liquid divides between education and direct industrial participation.

What industry and students of our venerable education system want to see is jobs, and education of people suited to fulfilling the criterion of their responsibilities. What the taxpayer and industry leaders don't want to see is their representatives nattering on their dime and time about such frivolity.

Besides, anime is shit. We should be championing our own animation studio efforts... a day celebrating foreign products creates a bad image does it not!? I have a funding proposal for attracting industry attention using advanced psychometrics analysis to increase total consumption of our products both here and abroad through innocuous media platforms ... and this Weebery nonsense directly gets in the way of increasing message saturation!!

If we are to establish a public holiday, give the direction to the Ministers for Foreign Affairs & Trade, and Defence instead. So that we angle it to the best possible means of generating future incentivization of investment and political capital, through active social engineering and psychological warfare initiatives!

Anything less is capitulation to a foreign market!
 

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Addendum_Forthcoming said:
Mr Speaker... Honourable members of the House ... the fact that we are hearing this in the Commons, a proposal of a state sanctioned religion of weebery, is a corruption of civil liberty. We should not be sponsoring religions at the cost to the taxpayer! It is a flagrant excess of spitting in the face of our desire to maintain our sovereignty, our secularism, and (most importantly) our fiscal policy. More grievously ... it directly affects our workforce participation rates by establishing flippant public holidays!

If this proposal goes ahead, I demand we re-evaluate the awards system of workplace contracts in order to not arbitrarily injure businesses paying increased award rates on labour! One additional day of penalty rates makes not only our public sector costs increase, but it makes public-private cross operations tremendously increase as operations of scale shudder to a near halt, or costs magnify exponentially. All while dissuading total economic investment from private enterprise.

Tax offsetting from increased revenue from those earning between 27.5k to 120k p.a. will not cover the cost of such flippant policies as artificial public holiday creation. What minute increases in domestic spending in tandem with additional taxation revenues will not cover the injury to ourselves or businesses.

Moreover, with all respects to the proposer of this Weebery holiday initiative ... they didn't even bother to create a floating date of holiday enactment. Flat date public holiday creation is an archaic idea to government endorsed leisure dates. If we are going to implement such initiatives, let us at least take a page out of nations like Australia that angle 'floating dates' of many public holidays to majoritively land on Fridays, or Mondays, to increase domestic spending while decreasing total cost and obstruction on businesses and their operations!

This Weebery holiday proposal is ill-thought-out in the extreme, and constitutes a moral hazard without any real beneficiary!

This action will negatively impact total profitability and jobs creation rates of a multitude of industries, and cripple total economic engagement. We already have too many public holidays!

You do not secure prosperity and sustainability of fiscal responsibility with state-sanctioned religiosity. The money that would be spent, and the time dedicated to its discussion, would better be spent creating ever more liquid divides between education and direct industrial participation.

What industry and students of our venerable education system want to see is jobs, and education of people suited to fulfilling the criterion of their responsibilities. What the taxpayer and industry leaders don't want to see is their representatives nattering on their dime and time about such frivolity.

Besides, anime is shit. We should be championing our own animation studio efforts... a day celebrating foreign products creates a bad image does it not!? I have a funding proposal for attracting industry attention using advanced psychometrics analysis to increase total consumption of our products both here and abroad through innocuous media platforms ... and this Weebery nonsense directly gets in the way of increasing message saturation!!

If we are to establish a public holiday, give the direction to the Ministers for Foreign Affairs & Trade, and Defence instead. So that we angle it to the best possible means of generating future incentivization of investment and political capital, through active social engineering and psychological warfare initiatives!

Anything less is capitulation to a foreign market!
While my friend the Chancellor of the Exchequer worded her statement more strongly than i might have, the point being made is solid nonetheless. K.E.V.I.N Believes in a secular society as secularity ensures the equal protection of all creeds, and the addition of a new holiday, the proposal for which does not appear very thoroughly planned, would be fiscally irresponsible. Furthermore, the right honourable gentleman who made the proposition did so in a way that goes against the agreed upon rules, proposing a bill while another one is on the floor. People can watch whatever animation they please so long as it is legally aqquired, but their tastes should not be forced upon others through the state
 

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Esteemed friends, I believe that our current issue is simply that we don't have any motions tabled for debate and vote. If we want to be as efficient and efficacious as an actual parliament, we need our MPs and our Speaker to do their job.

I propose the following: If a bill is proposed and has at least one co-sponsor, it is tabled for debate 24 hours after the co-sponsors post. From there, a debate can occur and the person who has proposed the bill can present a formal version. From then, we can have a vote called. What say ye?
 

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CM156 said:
Esteemed friends, I believe that our current issue is simply that we don't have any motions tabled for debate and vote. If we want to be as efficient and efficacious as an actual parliament, we need our MPs and our Speaker to do their job.

I propose the following: If a bill is proposed and has at least one co-sponsor, it is tabled for debate 24 hours after the co-sponsors post. From there, a debate can occur and the person who has proposed the bill can present a formal version. From then, we can have a vote called. What say ye?
Hear hear. We need to actually get to the voting within a reasonable timeframe
 

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CM156 said:
Esteemed friends, I believe that our current issue is simply that we don't have any motions tabled for debate and vote. If we want to be as efficient and efficacious as an actual parliament, we need our MPs and our Speaker to do their job.

I propose the following: If a bill is proposed and has at least one co-sponsor, it is tabled for debate 24 hours after the co-sponsors post. From there, a debate can occur and the person who has proposed the bill can present a formal version. From then, we can have a vote called. What say ye?
Honorable colleagues. I think we need to go Libertarian on this. Very minimal input from us. Go for quality, not quantity. We get to make lots of money, profess our love for free markets by doing absolutely nothing and place the responsibility of looking after themselves back onto the general citizenry. It's even fiscally responsible.
 

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If we want this to go anywhere I propose voting in a new speaker and having him or her actually do something. Due to his general initiative, in spite of his sickening political views, I'm also fine with making CM156 speaker if that would make this whole affair less boring.
 

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Pseudonym said:
If we want this to go anywhere I propose voting in a new speaker and having him or her actually do something. Due to his general initiative, in spite of his sickening political views, I'm also fine with making CM156 speaker if that would make this whole affair less boring.
here, here. Also this joke might have already run its course
 

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trunkage said:
Pseudonym said:
If we want this to go anywhere I propose voting in a new speaker and having him or her actually do something. Due to his general initiative, in spite of his sickening political views, I'm also fine with making CM156 speaker if that would make this whole affair less boring.
here, here. Also this joke might have already run its course
A joke isn't over until it's been run into the ground
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
 

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CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
 

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CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
 

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CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
Clearly the children of this country lack direction and something to take up their spare time. We are ocnsidering changing child labor laws so as to keep children safely away from internet challanges by destroying their youthful energy earlier and more efficiently than before.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
Clearly the children of this country lack direction and something to take up their spare time. We are ocnsidering changing child labor laws so as to keep children safely away from internet challanges by destroying their youthful energy earlier and more efficiently than before.
Mr. Speaker, what does the right honorable gentleman think about airstrikes in Syria? How does he plan to protect the interest in the citizens of the Escapist against foreign intervention?
 

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CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Also, Mr. Speaker, what will the right honorable gentleman do to prevent them from putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay?
We are planning to legalize the substance as we believe chemicals that turn frogs gay can be very profitable if used correctly
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
Clearly the children of this country lack direction and something to take up their spare time. We are ocnsidering changing child labor laws so as to keep children safely away from internet challanges by destroying their youthful energy earlier and more efficiently than before.
Mr. Speaker, what does the right honorable gentleman think about airstrikes in Syria? How does he plan to protect the interest in the citizens of the Escapist against foreign intervention?
As far as airstrikes go, it depends on their purpose, target and whether our parliment and allies approve of military action. Strikes in civilian areas is not an option, however military targets such as air bases are acceptable if the Assad-regime does not cease its use of chemical weapons on the populace. As for defending against intervention, we have a policy of neutrality after the swiss model, which i guarantee is out of moral reasons and not in any way motivated by a desire for nazi gold.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
Clearly the children of this country lack direction and something to take up their spare time. We are ocnsidering changing child labor laws so as to keep children safely away from internet challanges by destroying their youthful energy earlier and more efficiently than before.
Mr. Speaker, what does the right honorable gentleman think about airstrikes in Syria? How does he plan to protect the interest in the citizens of the Escapist against foreign intervention?
As far as airstrikes go, it depends on their purpose, target and whether our parliment and allies approve of military action. Strikes in civilian areas is not an option, however military targets such as air bases are acceptable if the Assad-regime does not cease its use of chemical weapons on the populace. As for defending against intervention, we have a policy of neutrality after the swiss model, which i guarantee is out of moral reasons and not in any way motivated by a desire for nazi gold.
Mr. Speaker, if the right honorable gentleman speaks true, if our neutrality is for moral reasons, then how does he plan on accumulating the Nazi gold that our people so richly deserve?
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
CM156 said:
CyanCat47 said:
Honourable ladies and gentlemen of the house of commons, i believe my first official PMQ is long overdue. As such, every member of this parliment may ask one question now which i am obliged to answer honestly. The leader of the Liberal cuck party and the leader of MEGA get to ask me five questions each.
Mr. Speaker, how will the right honorable gentleman ensure that the Escapist becomes great? And how does he propose to keep it great? Furthermore, if the right honorable gentleman could be any pokemon, which one would he pick? And why? And that's four questions, so I ask the right honorable gentleman how he plans to deal with the rising cost of anime?
Very well, in that order:

In order for any nation to become great, a balanced budget is required. Before one can build great things, strong foundations must be laid. P.A.C.M.U.L is the first step in a process of reform which will significantly reduce governent waste. From there we will move on to more ambitious projects in the developement of our industry and technology, working with industry leaders while not exercising excessive control.

Keeping the escapist great will require fiscal responsibility, ensuring that the system respects and upholds civil liberties and ensuring the availability of information necessary for people to enlighten and enrich their lives. Every citizen shall be given the opportunity to contribute to society. Government can build the foundations, but it falls to the people to build upon them and create enterprise

If i were to be a pokemon i would choose to be a Mudkip as it is both adaptable and perceptive, a humble and friendly individual which does not solely rely upon brute strength to solve problems, and whose versatility allows it to traverse many different areas. Resistance to electricity would also be nice as i like wearing denim trousers, which tend to generate a lot of static on my office chair

As for the rising cost of anime, we need more competition when it comes to services that provide it outside of Japan. Monopolies prevent the principle of supply and demand from working to its fullest. A cticial examination of licensing and trade may be in order so as to give more companies the opportunity to distribute anime. A competitive market will bring competitive prices
Mr. Speaker, I ask the right honorable gentleman what he plans on doing to stop children from eating laundry detergent.
Clearly the children of this country lack direction and something to take up their spare time. We are ocnsidering changing child labor laws so as to keep children safely away from internet challanges by destroying their youthful energy earlier and more efficiently than before.
Mr. Speaker, what does the right honorable gentleman think about airstrikes in Syria? How does he plan to protect the interest in the citizens of the Escapist against foreign intervention?
As far as airstrikes go, it depends on their purpose, target and whether our parliment and allies approve of military action. Strikes in civilian areas is not an option, however military targets such as air bases are acceptable if the Assad-regime does not cease its use of chemical weapons on the populace. As for defending against intervention, we have a policy of neutrality after the swiss model, which i guarantee is out of moral reasons and not in any way motivated by a desire for nazi gold.
Mr. Speaker, if the right honorable gentleman speaks true, if our neutrality is for moral reasons, then how does he plan on accumulating the Nazi gold that our people so richly deserve?
I will point out for the record that I only stated I personally had no desire for nazi gold, not that there will not be any nazi gold accumulated