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[Lectori Salutem]

Pour the contents of the offe pot over the safe

 

[ShindoL Shill]

AAH FIRE!
Quickly be the other guy.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Pour the contents of the offe pot over the safe
You pore the content of the coffee pot onto the safe, and the safe remains the same. Albeit slightly melted.
Though you did set fire the the entire room, dumbo

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Laugh maniacally in the middle of the burning room.
Also, keep an eye on the door to see if it burns down.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Laugh maniacally in the middle of the burning room.
That sounds incredibly stupid, since everythings
>>Also, keep an eye on the door to see if it burns down.
The doors metal.

>>Be the other guy.
You are now Doctor Com, interdimentional traveler, salesman, and madman. You are currently in an exact replica of problems sleuths office, wearing an exact replica of problem sleuths outfit. Life seems good.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Take the gun.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Take the gun.
You pick up problem sleuths keys, looking over them out of fimiliarity. You wonder how all of this will go around.

Preccede commands for Doctor Com with DC, and commands for Roland with RM. If neither is specified, then the command with go to who is currently active.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Phone a random number. Shout curses at whoever answers.

RM: Ignore the fire, and try on the New Tie.

 

[Wackymon]

>>DC: Phone a random number. Shout curses at whoever answers.

You dial a raondom number on the phone, to find a note with some numbers on it.
>>RM: Ignore the fire, and try on the New Tie.
You cannot ignore the fire. However, you can put on the new tie.

You think you prefer this tie to your old tie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Read note.

RM: Congratulate yourself on your dapper clothing style.
Then panic.

 

[Wackymon]

>>DC: Read note.
It has a combination on it.
>>RM: Congratulate yourself on your dapper clothing style.
You congradulate yourself, and to cangradulate yourself, you put on your old outfit.
>>Then panic.
YOU GO INTO A MASS HISTERIA, AH! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! S;ALUFASJUF;.LASKJFPASOIJFASPOIUERZJDFLKASJDF;LKAS

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Use combination on safe.

 

[Wackymon]

>>DC: Use combination on safe.
You use the combination on the safe. \

It appears the safe is fake, conceiling something.

There is a painting of a clown on the safe cover. Its to be expected.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Look at: Crotch. Go North. Go East. Go North. Go North. Go North.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Look at: Crotch.
You look at your crotch, to find you're wearing pants. You cant do the Challenge without pants.
Go North.
>>Go East. Go North. Go North. Go North.
You have no clue which direction is north. or east. Or anywhere.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Feel like testing personal limits.
Remove pants for duration of Challenge.

 

[laggyteabag]

Open the door

If the door will not open smash the window with the chair (to conserve ammo), and scream for help

 

[Chairman Miaow]

With eyes closed, spin in a circle, and then charge forward.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Feel like testing personal limits.
Nah.
>>Remove pants for duration of Challenge.
Thats stupid! and if you do that, then you'll get removed from the fabric of exsistance!"
>>Open the door
The door cannot open.
>>If the door will not open smash the window with the chair (to conserve ammo), and scream for help
You shash the window with the chair, and the chair vaporizes.

There was no glass element/window.