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[Sizzle Montyjing]

Stop to think and go through your options.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

FS: Flap wings.

RM: Pee the fire out.

DC: Be another guy.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Stop to think and go through your options
Roland will protect Fluttershy

>>FS: Flap wings.
You flap your wings to fan roland, since he looks hot.
>>RM: Pee the fire out.
There is no fire.
>>DC: Be another guy.

You are now robert. You are in an office almost exactly like Doctor Com's.
Precede Commands for Robert with RB

 

[ShindoL Shill]

RB: Phone Dominoes, order a deep-dish pizza.

RM: Examine the safe.

FS: Worry about bunnies.

 

[Wackymon]

>>RB: Phone Dominoes, order a deep-dish pizza.
You phone dominoes, ordering a deep dish pitza.
>>RM: Examine the safe.
The safe is locked, and its on a wall that I cannot see.
>>FS: Worry about bunnies.
You worry about your poor forest animals, what will happen to them?

 

[Lectori Salutem]

RM: Give tie to Fluttershy
DC: Give hat to Fluttershy
FS: Look somewhat like wackymon's avatar

 

[Wackymon]

>>RM: Give tie to Fluttershy
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! YOU WOULD NEVER RELINQUSH YOUR TIE! NEVER! YOUR TIE IS YOUR LIFE!
>>DC: Give hat to Fluttershy
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! YOU WOULD NEVER RELINQUSH YOUR HAT! NEVER! YOUR HAT IS YOUR LIFE!
>>FS: Look somewhat like wacymon's avatar
Why would you want to be Doctor Com in his pony form?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

RB: Look at your safe.

RM: Ride Fluttershy to FREEDOOOOOM!

FS: Carry RM to FREEDOOOOOM!

DC: Look around.

 

[Wackymon]

>>RB: Look at your safe.
You look at your safe, and its a real safe.
>>RM: Ride Fluttershy to FREEDOOOOOM!
Doctor Com would kill you if you did that. The last time he killed you, it took you three hours to get back from hell.
>>FS: Carry RM to FREEDOOOOOM!
Doctor Com will kill him if you do that! You were still shocked from your last trip with him retriving Roland from hell.
>>DC: Look around.

The room remains the same.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Remove clown picture and throw it down in disgust.

RB: Attempt to unlock the safe.

 

[Wackymon]

DC: Remove clown picture and throw it down in disgust.
You remove the clown picture and throw it down. However, you realized that you removed the clown picture earlier, and it dissapears.
RB: Attempt to unlock the safe.
You lack the combination.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Do some sweet ninja moves.

RB: Guess the combination.

 

[Wackymon]

>>DC: Do some sweet ninja moves.
You do some sween nunja moves. They fail and you hit your head.
>>RB: Guess the combination.
You guess 30 0 62.
Its the incorect combination, and the safe exploads.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

RB: Jump away in the explosion in slow-mo.

 

[Wackymon]

>>RB: Jump away in the explosion in slow-mo.
You jump away from the explotion, in slow mo. The explotion finishes, finding that the wall between your room and Doctor Coms is now gone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

RB: Wave at DC.

DC: Turn dramatically to the explosion.

 

[Wackymon]

RB: Wave at DC.
You wave at Doctor Com, while he turns dramatically. It makes him look like an idiot.
DC: Turn dramatically to the explosion.
You turn dramatically, and think you look awesome.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

DC: Approach RB.

RB: Approach DC.

FS: Be the other pony.

 

[Wackymon]

>>DC: Approach RB.
You walk up you your evil counterpart. This is going to be dramatic.
>>RB: Approach DC.
You walk up to Doctor Com. This is going to be anti-climactic.
>>FS: Be the other pony.
You are now george hoofington. You were recently assassinated, and are now duct taped to a ceiling, with a pony and a human blow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

GH: Bleed on the pony

FS: Flip the fuck out!

RB: Stretch arm muscles, pull back arm, make a fist and...
flick DC.