Four Word Game Review

[Private Custard]

I remembered a site today that I used to visit a lot ( http://www.fwfr.com/ ) and thought it'd be interesting to see how people here would do the same for games.

It can be any game, past or present, but four words is the limit (commas etc are OK to add).

MW2

Ludicrous in every way

Forza 3

Great painting, dreary racing

Morrowind

Buggy but brilliant masterpiece

Sonic

Blue hedgehog takes amphetamines

Spore

Fuck, getting attacked again!


I'd have put this in the reviews section, but it's not about just one game and some of the comments may not be reviews, more observations. Anyone else want to add some, or have I started a thread that's gonna have a really short shelf life?!

 

[geldonyetich]

Some of the games I've been playing lately:

X3: Terran Conflict - Grinding forever in space.
Mass Effect - Damn, Shepard is cool.
Red Alert 3 - Introduces the special ability.
Dragon Age - Reloading saved games, oldschool.
Borderlands - It's all about loot.
Champions Online - Rushed to market again.

What we really aught to do a thread of Haiku [http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/haiku.htm] game reviews.

Majesty 2

Can't control them but
Considering RTS
It is for the best.

 

[teisjm]

the majority of games.

sucked balls, big time.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Half Life 2 - Kill people with toilets!

Burnout - Vroom vroom vroom vroooooooom!

Evil Genius - Awesome strategy, deliciously evil.

Counterstrike - Fuck you, AWP n00b!

Fire Emblem - The healer died AGAIN...


All I could come up with really.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Assassin's Creed 2

Quantum Leap Parody's suck.

 

[j0frenzy]

Resident Evil 4:
Most fun getting annoyed.

No More Heroes:
Hit button, swing, repeat.

Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass:
Not that temple again.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

How about this............

Assassin's creed 2, CoD:MW2, L4D2

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

or any game with a 2.....or 3 or 4(you should probably stop) or 5 or 6 or 7(Give up now!)

 

[Froobyx]

Portal

Start thinking with portals



NOW!

 

[Distorted Stu]

Skate 2
Skate, Its about skating.

 

[ryai458]

any valve game
sucks tiny plastic tits

 

[j0frenzy]

Okami:
That's a straight line!
(Alright, I cheated).

 

[Jamienra]

Black and White:
You Play As God

Mw2:
Fun campaing but short

L4D2:
Only fun with friends

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2:
The first was better

 

[Daveman]

Halo 3
too much bloom lighting

WoW
too much free time

any RTS
computer is cheating bastard

plants vs zombies
tower defense, weird premise

audiosurf
music with flashing lights

any zelda game
saving same princess yawn

any mario game
saving same princess yawn

 

[orangebandguy]

Left 4 Dead.

Quick! Camp the corners.

 

[gutterball17]

Infamous
Summoning Thunder is Fun

All Wiis
Big Piece of Shit

 

[SantoUno]

Lego Batman

Doesn't tell me anything!

Halo 3

Pure awesome online...sometimes.

Silent Hill 2

Compelling story, captivating terror

Star Wars Battlefront II

Ground war is awesome

KOTOR II

BETTER THAN THE FIRST!

 

[Frequen-Z]

I like this idea;

Unreal Tournament 3:
Malcom, that freaking bastard.

Gunstar Heroes:
Gix your muns up.

Chaos Legion:
Summon your demon buddies.

Red Faction: Guerilla:
Swing that hammer, baby.

 

[Charlie_Brown]

Big Rigs:

So bad it's famous.

New Super Mario Brothers Wii:

The "new" is ironic.

Assassin's Creed 2, CoD:MW2, L4D2

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Indeed!

 

[Private Custard]

A couple more

GTAIV Hardly played, watched poker.

Fantasy Zone (Master System) LSD in cartridge form!