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ScarlettRage

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
there should be a shotgun and a troll detector on every console/computers so the machine will get rid of em for us
this would be funny if this was real lol

they are just jerks
i dont play some of these games, but im not a douche bag about it
 

Baby Eater

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Rynamo AV said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
there should be a shotgun and a troll detector on every console/computers so the machine will get rid of em for us
I bet the trolls love you.

True trolling is an art, but most of the people who do it nowadays make it so obvious it's just silly.
i never talk to trolls but i see em and listen to me and my allergic reaction to stupid kicks in so i leave
 

Jedamethis

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bodyklok said:
ninonybox360 said:
So stop bitching and spaming us with your fanboyism.
The only reason trolls keep on doing stuff like this is because of people, like you, and once, a long time ago, me, who keep on feeding them. If everyone just didn't give a shit about their comments and stopped making threads all about it we'd have less trolls, I guarantee it.

contrary to popular belief, the ancient tribe of greenskins know as 'the trawls' cannot be kill with flames or weapons born of fire, nor can the legendary warhammer, 'Bãnnir', destroy them completely, only stunning them or at best forcing them to flee, for a short amount of time.

No, the only way to kill a true Trawl, is by ignoring them to death. They live on attention, without it they wither and fail. Epicly.

Well said
 

Rynamo AV

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
i never talk to trolls but i see em and listen to me and my allergic reaction to stupid kicks in so i leave


Did you say all trolls are stupid?
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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xmetatr0nx said:
Oh im sure this thread will convince them all of their ill ways. Tomorrow the sun will rise and they will feel like a new less hateful person. They might even play a game of halo/COD with their new friends...all will be right with the world.
*starts singing what a wonderfull world*
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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ninonybox360 said:
So stop bitching and spaming us with your fanboyism.
The only reason trolls keep on doing stuff like this is because of people, like you, and once, a long time ago, me, who keep on feeding them. If everyone just didn't give a shit about their comments and stopped making threads all about it we'd have less trolls, I guarantee it.

Extract from: A Monographic Study of the Viridis Genus Interninus Subgenus said:
contrary to popular belief, the ancient tribe of greenskins know as 'the trawls' cannot be kill with flames or weapons born of fire, nor can the legendary warhammer, 'Bãnnir', destroy them completely, only stunning them or at best forcing them to flee, normally for only a short amount of time.

No, the only way to kill a true Trawl, is by ignoring them to death. They live on attention, without it they wither and fail. Epicly.
-_-
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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Rynamo AV said:
OP: You do realise that when someone states a derogatory but honest opinion on a game, it doesn't mean they're trolling? Trolls use intentional logical fallacies that they themselves might not even believe but rile up raging netizens anyway.

From what it looks, you believe trolling to be the exact opposite.

um no......i believe in the opposit of what you just said about me believeing the opposit if that i believe......wait....what where we talking about?
 

Baby Eater

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Rynamo AV said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
i never talk to trolls but i see em and listen to me and my allergic reaction to stupid kicks in so i leave


Did you say all trolls are stupid?
the ones ive seen,yes.

creepy ass pic btw
 

WhiteTiger225

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ninonybox360 said:
ok....why do people see the need to comment on a topics about halo and cod4 if they hate the game? I like both games and so do alot of people, but you don't see me spaming hate at a person telling them im going to kill them based on their game prefrences. So why do cod fans have to bash on halo fans just because they like halo, and vice-versa. So stop bitching and spaming us with your fanboyism.
FUCK HALO AND CoD4! They are mediocre shitty games that only little fanboys like to play and whiney 12 year olds trying to be cool!

To sum it up... really... you just made some troll bait and rubbed it all over yourself, especially on your genitals... in other words expect to be flamed and trolled in this thread XD
 

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Rynamo AV said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
i never talk to trolls but i see em and listen to me and my allergic reaction to stupid kicks in so i leave


Did you say all trolls are stupid?
At that picture.... I feel a mixture of deeply disturbed and won't be able to control my laughter much longer. Someone has finally managed to combine those two feelings together, thank you.
 

WhiteTiger225

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
Rynamo AV said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
i never talk to trolls but i see em and listen to me and my allergic reaction to stupid kicks in so i leave


Did you say all trolls are stupid?
the ones ive seen,yes.

creepy ass pic btw
It's ATTAAAAAACK of the killer tomatoooooooooes


Rynamo AV said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
Rynamo AV said:
Did you say all trolls are stupid?
the ones ive seen,yes.
And that is because all the smart ones are able to troll you without you even realizing it.
true.. and might I add... SON!
 

Low Key

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The best thing one can do when someone starts a thread or makes a post is completely ignore it. That pisses them off more than any kind of defensive argument.

But that won't happen because most people can't seem to curb their anger for 5 minutes on here or any other forum. That's life. So instead, we make these kind of threads.
 

Zombie_Fish

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bodyklok said:
ninonybox360 said:
So stop bitching and spaming us with your fanboyism.
The only reason trolls keep on doing stuff like this is because of people, like you, and once, a long time ago, me, who keep on feeding them. If everyone just didn't give a shit about their comments and stopped making threads all about it we'd have less trolls, I guarantee it.
/thread

But to add conversation: They do it for attention. Even threads like this are viewed as giving them the attention they want as it shows that people know about them and that they have become infamous on this site -- for all the wrong reasons, but infamous nonetheless. This is why we frown upon posts saying things like "report and move on" and "obvious troll is obvious" as it's giving them what they want.

Thankfully, these trolls you mentioned were obvious and easy to ban, because of the amount of spam they posted. The best trolls can appear as if they actually mean what they're saying when they're actually doing it just for the attention. Those are the ones you seriously need to be careful about.
 

Darkauthor81

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Trolls are quite often habitual losers in real life. If they even have jobs it's typically a minimum wage, no recognition or authority kind of fair. They also tend to live with their parents and have very little or no social life outside of the internet. This creates a socially inept person with no sense of command or authority in their lives. So they come to the internet with the single minded goal to piss you off.

Why? Because they're protected by the anonymity of the internet. While in the real world too cowardly and backwards to have friends, let alone risk getting into a physical confrontation. The internet provides them with a safe haven where they can get their sense of power by creating anger and chaos among others. Trolls will go to GREAT lengths to do this. Often recreating board accounts immediately after the previous one is banned. They'll also build a persona of themselves trying to convince you they have "lots of babes" "a sweet car" and "a job better than you'll ever have!". Of coarse all this is a lie because someone with those things would have better things to do with their time and wouldn't feel the lack of power in the real world that creates trolls. They'll even go as far to created alternate accounts on boards just so they can make it look as more than one person is trolling you or to make it look as if people agree with the hate that vomits from their mouths. The word "pathetic" just doesn't seem strong enough to convey what kind of sad losers these people are.

Now, the only real way to combat a troll is simply to ignore them thus denying them the power over you they crave. Responding to them only validates them in their own mind. If they can't find anyone to feed them then they move on to more fertile pastures. More loosely monitored boards with people who will fall for their antics. This doesn't really happen much though since for every troll there's a dozen people gullible enough to feed them.
 

Baby Tea

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bladester1 said:
If people would just report and not post, their threads would drop out of sight relatively quickly.
THIS. For pete's sake this.
How many times have trolls made obvious bait-threads and people post in them?
Even 'report and move on' is enough to keep them coming.

How about this: Instead of posting in the stupid threads, just literally 'report and move on'.
Don't post that, just do it! Or PM a MOD! I know I don't mind if I get a PM about someone being a dick! Just PM me or another MOD and we'll take care of it.
But don't post in the thread. Just don't.

No 'In before lock'.
No 'Report and move on'.
No 'Put on the flame suits!'
None of that shit. Just leave it to wither and die naturally. Stop bumping them.

Geez.
 

ThreeWords

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ninonybox360 said:
ok....why do people see the need to comment on a topics about halo and cod4 if they hate the game? I like both games and so do alot of people, but you don't see me spaming hate at a person telling them im going to kill them based on their game prefrences. So why do cod fans have to bash on halo fans just because they like halo, and vice-versa. So stop bitching and spaming us with your fanboyism.
The same reason that people rant about "the stupidity and pointlessness of blogs" when the act of reading a blog is purely voluntary.

In other words, to be Right On The Internet.
 

Internet Kraken

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It doesn't matter why people do these things. All you need to know is that there are to easy steps to getting rid of them.

1.) Report
2.) Ignore

Simple, efficient, glorious.

Darkauthor81 said:
Trolls are quite often habitual losers in real life. If they even have jobs it's typically a minimum wage, no recognition or authority kind of fair. They also tend to live with their parents and have very little or no social life outside of the internet. This creates a socially inept person with no sense of command or authority in their lives. So they come to the internet with the single minded goal to piss you off.

Why? Because they're protected by the anonymity of the internet. While in the real world too cowardly and backwards to have friends, let alone risk getting into a physical confrontation. The internet provides them with a safe haven where they can get their sense of power by creating anger and chaos among others. Trolls will go to GREAT lengths to do this. Often recreating board accounts immediately after the previous one is banned. They'll also build a persona of themselves trying to convince you they have "lots of babes" "a sweet car" and "a job better than you'll ever have!". Of coarse all this is a lie because someone with those things would have better things to do with their time and wouldn't feel the lack of power in the real world that creates them. They'll even go as far to created alternate accounts on boards just so they can make it look as more than one person is trolling you or to make it look as if people agree with the hate that vomits from their mouths. The word "pathetic" just doesn't seem strong enough to convey what kind of sad losers these people are.

Now, the only real way to combat a troll is simply to ignore them thus denying them the power over you they crave. Responding to them only validates them in their own mind. If they can't find anyone to feed them then they move on to more fertile pastures. More loosely monitored boards with people who will fall for their antics. This doesn't really happen much though since for every troll there's a dozen people gullible enough to feed them.
Posts like this are hilarious.

Have you personally met every single troll? That's the only way you could come to this conclusion.