ImmortalDrifter said:
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Monkeyman O said:
BREAKING NEWS: This just in, it has been confirmed that yes, Fox are indeed still a bunch of cunts.
Back to you Ted.
Thank you Phil.
Today in sports, the Milwaukee Midgets have defeated the Washington What-evens by a bone-shattering eleventy to threeve.
Now here's the weather with Jack.
Thank you Ted.
Today we can expect another shitstorm as a new piece of inconsequential information is released concerning Mass Effect 3. Hopefully it lets up soon, the internet's septic tanks are almost full.
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