FPS player types?

[WolfLordAndy]

The Foreigner. - The guy that joins an english server, then insists on talking in a different language.

The Stat whore - will leave a server and rejoin just to wipe his bad K/D stats, or farm easy points by building things/healing snipers, etc.

The Acrobat - Someone that can't kill to save anyones life, but can dodge bullets all day long (see quite a few scouts like this in tf2)

The Recruiter - Someone that hasn't got a server or even a website, but insists you join there clan of l33t g4m3rs.

The Meme/lolcat - constantly spams internet culture and lolcat catchphraises thinking he's funny.

EDIT: Bf2 specific one (might effect other modern combat games) The NoobTube User - Doesn't bother with any guns that don't have a aux-grenade launcher. THen procedes to oneshot people at close range with it. (until they patched it out so it bounced off people! ha!)

 

[matnatz]

Hmm, I'm not sure how I'd paint a lagger.

For example, The Camper is, so far, sketched out to be a fat man, with no top, a pair of bunny slippers, sitting on a deck chair, holding a rifle, surrounded by porn magazines and jars of piss.

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

The Lucky One: the guy who either runs into a room of enemies without realizing it, and kills them all with either his weapon, a grenade, or martyrdom..or is around a corner, then turns to kill the guy on the other side, to find guys, all reloading, huddled and waiting for him, then sprays them all down =D ((personal experience on the last one))

 

[Xan Krieger]

The hopeless: basically kids who follow around the good players in hopes they will be protected by said good player. Happened to me in Gears of War. My three team members follwed me around the map like a retarded centipede.

 

[Jepix]

The Riddle, basically the guy that has no clue how the game works. "How did you do that?" You can shoot those? "How do I shoot?"

 

[The_Graff]

Hmm, I'm not sure how I'd paint a lagger.

For example, The Camper is, so far, sketched out to be a fat man, with no top, a pair of bunny slippers, sitting on a deck chair, holding a rifle, surrounded by porn magazines and jars of piss.

fan-frakking-tastic

 

[Abedeus]

The Madman.
Runs into the frontlines, causes massive havoc and makes the enemy run in panic, even if he is eventually killed.

Perfect description of the Pyro, who can push a wave of enemies just by running and trying to burn everything. They have little to choose from - stand there and die, or run and shoot in attempts to kill him.

Yaay for chaos.

 

[oppp7]

The whore, the one who grabs the overpowered weapons and get twice as many kills because of it.

 

[oppp7]

Hmm, I'm not sure how I'd paint a lagger.

For example, The Camper is, so far, sketched out to be a fat man, with no top, a pair of bunny slippers, sitting on a deck chair, holding a rifle, surrounded by porn magazines and jars of piss.

Try an old guy with spider webs, a walker, and holding one of those horn hearing aides to his ear.
BTW, where are these pictures?

 

[DazZ.]

Locked Camera Guy. The one guy who runs around facing the same direction who has not learned how to turn yet.

I do that in some games when I'm drinking/eating after spawning and running to where stuffs happening.
Then I get slightly upset with myself for knowing the map of a game well enough that I can navigate backwards through it.

OT: Virtually in Physical Pain guy. Guy who shouts down the mic in pain whenever he gets shot at, letting out an overly dramatic "no!" when they die, every time. If you have two of these constantly dying you don't have any time left for useful verbal communication.

 

[Asciotes]

the achievement whore: That one guy who ignores what everyone else is doing, while trying to complete a random obscure achievement.

 

[CouchCommando]

Hmm, I'm not sure how I'd paint a lagger.

For example, The Camper is, so far, sketched out to be a fat man, with no top, a pair of bunny slippers, sitting on a deck chair, holding a rifle, surrounded by porn magazines and jars of piss.

WTF!?!? you looking thru my window or what?

 

[SarBni]

The Flanker/Loner/Ninja, the guy who runs around the opposite side from his retarded cannon fodder teammates and rapes the entire enemy team from behind = me on CoD4

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

The General
The guy who is taking it all to seriously, shouting orders and yelling at people when they ignore them.

This is me... but the thing is we always win when i do it in l4d/tf2/WoW and abuncha other shit

EDIT:

The team Medic

 

[Mirroga]

The Confetti thrower, AKA the nade spammer.

The Illiterate / flamer, either literally or verbally.

The pussy, aka the "I got your back" but does not, rather just uses others as meat shields.

The Screamers, aka those 10-16 year old teens/frats who blames others when they die and screams off curse words at everyone.

The Vanilla Ice, aka snow-as-white Americans who think they are black.


As for now those are the other things I can think of outside your list.

 

[Spygon]

the stats guy who spend the whole game talking about people weapons and how there using them like its a math equation.

"with that gun if you took of that silencer that gives you 10 meters more range then add on the scope that will give you an extra 20 meters so you would 30 meters more range then with the 50 health damage you do with that type of grenade and hit him 3 times with the gun taking 20 damage off each bullet."

 

[Cargando]

The Ego-stroker.

He's the one who will kick you if you get one his nerves/ aren't high enough level/ die/ he feels like it.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Rambo - runs ahead and does everything himself...

 

[VGStrife]

The Leroy :- Runs in and gets everyone killed