Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[username sucks]

I am me as you are he as you are me.

What now?

 

[Dr.Susse]

The end by the Doors.

How would you describe a game of hockey?

 

[Teoes]

Pacific Rim-job.

What's the best thing to come out Canada?

 

[username sucks]

A new world order.

How do I fix my broken TV?

 

[thesilentman]

Using a hammer.

Where is the food?

 

[username sucks]

Because they go BOOM!

What is your name, sir?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

As long as it is permissible in the court of law.

Gigantic laser cannons are cool?

 

[Teoes]

Said the actress to the bishop.

Why would you do that to me?

 

[username sucks]

Dragons!

What's up, bro?

 

[Neonbob]

Brobdingnagian scat porn.

Who loves short shorts and chucks as much wood as a wood chucker chucks?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Betty White.

What the @#$^ is Brobdingnagian scat porn?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A warm bath and a hot meal.

Who was the first man on the moon?

 

[Teoes]

Get out of here, Stalker.

What's the square root of the lowest prime number, cubed?

 

[crazy_coug99]

A swarm of ducklings hunting you.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Teoes]

99 bottles of beer on a wall..

What happened when the Lord of the Dance met with the Lord of Sit Down And Shut Up?

 

[username sucks]

Apply 3 rolls of duct tape at the broken part.

How do I give my cat the power to speak?

 

[Teoes]

Spread cream liberally to the affected area and hold it above your head.

Why would I want to put chilli powder in my eye bath?

 

[Dalek Caan]

You stick your fist right up there, and squeeze, HARD.

How do I best dispose of a day old carrot?

 

[crazy_coug99]

By using the Escapist murder van, chopping up the body, than have the intern clean out the van.

How would you clean a clock?

 

[username sucks]

Throw the toaster into the fish tank.

How do I finish my