Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[Barbas]

The white wizard will know.

What if I don't eat my peas?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Ah peas. Nature's anti-shrinking pill. If you don't eat your peas, you will in fact shrink to the size of one over the course of five years.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

 

[Malbourne]

But what if it's not really meat in the first place. What would you call that which is carved from the flesh of that which never lived.

What do I not have in my pocket?

 

[RedDeadFred]

A pet piranha.

Why haven't I gotten to go on a water slide with a vertical loop yet?!

 

[kailus13]

It's a complete guess but I'm going to say... physics.

What is the Capital of England?

 

[SirDerpy]

Edinburgh.

How do you kill a god?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Pfff... everyone know it's Calgary, Alberta.

How do I get rid of my cold?

 

[kailus13]

The Japanese might tell you that leeks help. As a suppository.

What is a man?

 

[RedDeadFred]

A new strain of robots in disguise.

What is the ultimate question?

 

[Barbas]

Long and hard.

What's a cartographer?

 

[The Squid King]

A kitten that eats a lot of cheesecake

What is the perfect compliment to an expensive, fancy steak?

 

[Barbas]

A chest of booty.

Where'n the hell's Kira?!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'M SAPRTICUS!

What time I'd it in Norway?

 

[Barbas]

The Summer Solstice.

Where's the dosh?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Belly Button Lint.

What time is it?

 

[Barbas]

I could care less, darling.

How do you explain this mess?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pokemon breeding is boring!

What was the first superhero movie?

 

[Barbas]

Philadelphia.

When's lunch, countess?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

20% off jeans!

Canada is known for what?

 

[Barbas]

A boot to the head.

What about Alesia, eh?