Fred Hits 1 Million Subscribers on Youtube

[Mstrswrd]

I'd not even heard of this person before this vid. How did he get 1,000,000 subscribers.

That's horrid.

 

[Flap Jack452]

 

[foolishmatt]

I find it funny that we're panicking (or that he's celebrating) that he has 1 million subscribers when in today's Internet, you can practically have 10 sign-ons to YouTube. I know people who do just to argue like there's 10 people who agree with him (although they are all him).

So I wouldn't be surprised if it's a bunch of people with multiple accounts subscribing to his crappy videos, and in the end, it's only like 10k people max.

If it was only 10k people then that would be 100 accounts per person. Perhaps there are only 500 or 600 thousand, but I still doubt that's the case. Still, I can't believe there are more than 1,000, let alone 1,000,000 people who actually enjoy him

Dude, I've seen someone fanatical enough to open 100 accounts on a forum just to spam a vote.

I would not be surprised if the same principle is in effect.

Besides, one million of 4 billion people that normally surf the Net? That's like hardly significant.

Yeah, but 4 billion people don't surf Youtube and his videos are retarded. I just don't see how it adds up... unless Youtube endorses stupidity, which at this point I don't doubt

 

[Nexus424]

Well hopefully natural selection will get rid of him

You don't get it do you. 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS. He's above natural selection now. I don't know about you guys but I am an heroing while I still can

*places gun barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*

I got next.

 

[Firia]

So... lemme get this straight. The whole point is to have a million subscribers? Content, vision, whatever-- subscriptions is it? O_O!

>_<

 

[theSovietConnection]

I've never been so tempted to use Ultimate Facepalm twice in one day before. I'm at a complete loss for words that was so bad. Dammit, and people wonder why I drink so much.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Wow. Just wow. This is sad, he isn't funny, he isn't talented, and yet, somehow, he has 1 million people who want to see this shit the minute it comes out? Fred just got his millionth subscriber, which has an effect of -70 hope for a better future, but + 70% chance of causing various mental side effects (such as annoying and high pitched schizophrenia) in viewers.

..what has our world come to?

Skynet should be making it's move soon.. -.-

Who else wants to go marching off for Skynet?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

this does not surprise me, considering he has FUCKING T-SHIRTS!
http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/207895_hi?$product$
pshh, everything about the music my ass...

EDIT: i would embed the picture, but i don't know how.

 

[PizzaTheHutt]

It is time to call Agent.47, fred must die. I will request his brain be exploded by the watching of his own videos.

 

[quack35]

Ok. Good for Fred. Not many people can become youtube phenomenons like that. Kudos where kudos is due.

You guys are over reacting to this. He's just a guy who makes a bunch of silly little videos on youtube, and they're popular. You don't have to bash him.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Ugh can't stand this guy >.< I like random original youtube video's, and I have a hard time getting through a whole episode without wanting to put a whole in his ears, so his ears can bleed as much as my ears are.

 

[Emptor]

..what has our world come to?

Skynet should be making it's move soon.. -.-

It already has except it's changed its name to Fred

P.S.I'm on the http://www.splitreason.com/product/621

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

It could just be because I'm insanely tired but that title made my laugh.

In my head all I see is a guy with a shirt that says 'Fred' going round randomly hitting 1 Million YouTube subscribers.

I think it's just me...

You're kidding! You just found something actually funny that could somehow relate to Fred. Neat! You sir are god. I actually thought that was beyond impossible. And when I read your intepretion of the title, it made me laugh too =P

But at last. There is hope. Yet another proof that The Escapist is in fact the hidden forum. The one last intelligent forum on the net. If I just as much as see anyone on this forum who likes Fred, I will officially deny their existance.

Seriously. How ... The ... Fuck .. Can ... Someone like him surpass Mr. Safety, Mr. Angry, AgenXPQ, Lasse Gjerdsen ... Even Retarded Policeman is fucking brilliancy compared to this fool!

Hey now, Retarded Policeman is funny, just crude. Intensely so.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

..what has our world come to?

Skynet should be making it's move soon.. -.-

It already has except it's changed its name to Fred

P.S.I'm on the http://www.splitreason.com/product/621

No, Skynet isn't that subtle.

 

[McClaud]

Yeah, but 4 billion people don't surf Youtube

My point exactly.

Smarter people are off doing something more validly entertaining than surfing YouTube.

 

[Daye.04]

Hey now, Retarded Policeman is funny, just crude. Intensely so.

Yeah, I know. I find it really funny too. It's just not a work of art. It's not revelutionary in it's ways. It's not the best piece of work up to this day.

My point is this: Compared to Fred, it is.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

As soon as he went into that voice, I impulsively yelled "SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and proceeded to say things that I wont dare repeat while hitting the mute button on my keyboard hard enough to pop out the arrow keys. Never again. If I ever heard this live, I would to use some serious willpower to avoid getting very, very violent.

On a more understanding note: I haven't watched any of his other videos for fear that my laptop my end up sailing out my window at any given moment but its possible (although not likely) that the videos are funny when you can get past the voice. (or if you don't have to)

 

[voirdire]

I hate kids like this. Any attempts at criticism fail with people like this because they truly think they are funny.

 

[ultimatechance]

I prefer Makemebad35. He has been getting a lot of grief for being like fred but belive me he does it a lot better.

Didn't Makemebad35 do this thing much earlier with his Jimmy Character?
So not only is Fred obnoxious, he's a rip off as well. Either there is some odd, likeable thing about Fred, or the Youtube population has stooped lower in IQ than I could ever imagine.

makemebad still isnt funny to me, but he at least doesnt get THAT much popularity, and he is considerably better than fred.