Free for all. Kill the guy above you.

[Knife-28]

I drown you.

 

[superbatranger]

I freeze you.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

I K1LL U W/ 1337 H4X L0L!!!!ELEVEN

 

[Tharwen]

I drop a large quantity of marshmallows on you. By large, I mean absolutely feckin' enormous.

 

[CounterAttack]

I punch you five times in the face, then unleash a rage attack, blasting you straight up in the air. If the rage hit itself didn't kill you, the fall damage will.

Then I realise I've played Chaos Faction 2 a little too much.

 

[Dapsen]

Kill it with burning fire!

 

[BiffyClyroEqualsSex]

ummm

...

nuke?

 

[Totenkopf]

Kill it with grenade spam.

 

[Hussmann54]

Ultimate PAUNCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VX4D_9GMBg (because I couldnt get the video to show up)

 

[DarkHourPrince]

You're strapped to a chair and forced to listen to hours upon hours of tone-deaf Miley Cyrus music until you bleed out through the ears.

 

[The Eggplant]

You're strapped to a chair and forced to listen to hours upon hours of tone-deaf Miley Cyrus music until you bleed out through the ears.

...Which is different from normal Miley Cyrus music how, exactly?

OT: Kill it with fossilization.

 

[superbatranger]

kill it with a BFG

 

[Totenkopf]

Kill it with oxidation! Really fast oxidation!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Kill it with a vacuum

 

[diddykonger]

meet my favorite melee tool, the 9-iron

 

[The Eggplant]

Kill it with a cricket bat.

Cricket bat > golf club.

 

[diddykonger]

kill it with a chainsaw.

 

[Knife-28]

I kick you face in.

 

[oblivion220791]

Kill em with bananas

 

[bgg1996]

Kill it with emos.