Free kill

[loc978]

Anyone, any way I like? Fictional means are allowed too?

George Bush Senior, with balefire [http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Balefire] strong enough to unravel a large city from the Pattern.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Say goodbye Adam. If I get a free kill, I'm going to kill the father of humanity. There won't be any more problems on this planet although Eve will likely get very bored until she dies.

And you know Adam did have a women before Eve

Hmm anybody... Free kill... Hitler.... But then Stalin would have taken over... And if I shoot Stalin, the Hitler would have taken over... Pol Pot then?
NO! Now I know!
Josef Fucking Mengele! I would castrate him with a spoon,make him watch mind shattering films for weeks and then suck his eyes out of his head with my own mouth,make him listen to the worst music in the world for a week without sleep then fill his ears with small bugs and also fill his eye sockets with bugs. After that I would make sure that his skin would burn slowly off OR peal it of with a small blade and feed him with it.. Oh the things I would do to him... That Bastard!

But .. He would have had to been doing his "work" for some years.. So I would take him before he got the "right" to do what ever he wanted.. So he would know that he had been take away before he could do any of it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fred Phelps. And his whole racist brainwashed family.

I'm from Kansas. I get first dibs.

 

[Aetera]

I was also going to say Fred Phelps. I'm glad that about half of the people in this thread agree. It restores some of my faith in humanity.

[small](It's still in the negatives, but hey! Progress!)[/small]

 

[TitanGear]

Fred from youtube. -_-

 

[chowderface]

Nobody. I'm far too insecure to actually believe that I wouldn't be beholden to some kind of consequences for my actions.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Stephanie Meyer. What she did to vampires is unforgivable!

 

[StormShaun]

Charles Dawin...ill NEVER become a zombie!

or my sister, I dont know if she is taking life seriously, just party and sex....ugh makes me sick that she has no morals...

but since im a paragon I would kill no one because no one has the right to kill someone...

 

[Tanis]

I'd run over God with a space ship...like in Tripping The Rift - just to see what happens.



Seriously?
There's no such thing as a 'free kill' if you're got any sort of conscience.

 

[JackWestJr]

hmmmmmmmmm, i can't think of anyone. some historical figure i guess