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FPLOON said:
Xan Krieger said:
Well it's the only way I'll ever get laid so I'm all for it. I'd even be in a relationship with it because it's the only relationship I'll ever be in. I'd even take it for dinner and to the movies and all that.
Yep... There would be NO WAY I would not half-ass that kind of an opportunity at having some sort of a relationship... even if the other girls would say that it's all based on lies or the sex-bot is only using me to "get some D"... (They're just jealous, that's all... LOL)

OT: Well, it's "bad" enough having the media shoe-horn what it means to show "true" beauty... Now, we would have these so-called "sex-bots" (I forgot what the full term they'll use during that time, but I'm pretty sure most people would not call them that straight off the bat...) looking all hot and sexy to the point that finding your special someone would lead to finding someone who looks more like your "sex-bot", since they show the essence of "true" beauty...

Well, now I just depressed myself... and I feel a wee-bit horny thinking about "sex-bots"... I now need a "sex-bot" of my own to release all of my sexual frustrations so that I can think more positive again... But, then again, the whole thought process to my response lead to myself feeling depress...

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I need a hug... from a real person... *calls up mother*
I gave up on ever having a relationship, I know it's never gonna happen. That's why I have to turn to alternatives.
 

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Xan Krieger said:
FPLOON said:
Xan Krieger said:
Well it's the only way I'll ever get laid so I'm all for it. I'd even be in a relationship with it because it's the only relationship I'll ever be in. I'd even take it for dinner and to the movies and all that.
Yep... There would be NO WAY I would not half-ass that kind of an opportunity at having some sort of a relationship... even if the other girls would say that it's all based on lies or the sex-bot is only using me to "get some D"... (They're just jealous, that's all... LOL)

OT: Well, it's "bad" enough having the media shoe-horn what it means to show "true" beauty... Now, we would have these so-called "sex-bots" (I forgot what the full term they'll use during that time, but I'm pretty sure most people would not call them that straight off the bat...) looking all hot and sexy to the point that finding your special someone would lead to finding someone who looks more like your "sex-bot", since they show the essence of "true" beauty...

Well, now I just depressed myself... and I feel a wee-bit horny thinking about "sex-bots"... I now need a "sex-bot" of my own to release all of my sexual frustrations so that I can think more positive again... But, then again, the whole thought process to my response lead to myself feeling depress...

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I need a hug... from a real person... *calls up mother*
I gave up on ever having a relationship, I know it's never gonna happen. That's why I have to turn to alternatives.
According to anyone I hang out with that are significantly older than me by comparison, they tell me I'm "too young" to think that way... That it's going to happen "naturally"... Yet, they have never told me to turn to "alternatives"... or there's such a thing as "not someone's type"... (Loop hole, here I come!)
 

Mycroft Holmes

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I think it's reasonable to assume some time in the future well be able to make robots.
What If I told you that we already have robots?

also I think this goes here:

 

Strazdas

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Would somoen change? well, i would get laid finally so thats a change.
 

Forobryt

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I'd imagine they would exist at some point simply because we humans are pretty perverted. Though they will likely be a niche thing like the previously mentioned realdolls since they will be expensive as hell to own one. Unless the bot is given some kind of A.I it would just be a glorified sex toy though, with the A.I then maybe they would actually become a realistic companion for people.
Granted this wouldnt be able to give someone a child though.

Of course this leads on to using a guys sperm to create a child and have the sex bot incubate it. Which in turn leads to every SciFi erotica ever written.
 

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Skeleon said:
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(Loop hole, here I come!)
You're not supposed to unless you plan to marry that loop hole. Use a condom.
Wouldn't marrying a sex-bot be as redundant as using a condom with a sex-bot? (Food for thought...)
 

ShipofFools

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Putting aside that the sound of machine parts in action during sex would be distracting... I opt to start a new form of gambling sport which involves a man sex-bot and a woman sex bot. Which one gives out first? Place your bets!
50 bucks on the male giving out first.

As any guy whose ever received a kick to balls will attest having all that stuff on the outside was not done for protective purposes. Jamming it into something metal for hours on end and it's likely to break off.

I mean ladies bleed from that place on a monthly basis without constantly screaming in sheer, utter and complete terror. And this one is a robot!

It's not a fair competition I'd say...
I saw a clip of two machines, one had a fleshlight the other a dildo, and they just went on and on.
 

Skeleon

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FPLOON said:
Skeleon said:
FPLOON said:
(Loop hole, here I come!)
You're not supposed to unless you plan to marry that loop hole. Use a condom.
Wouldn't marrying a sex-bot be as redundant as using a condom with a sex-bot? (Food for thought...)
Ah, clearly my joke didn't work. It was supposed to be a double entendre about the word "come". But no worries, by explaining it, it just got way better and funnier.
 

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Skeleon said:
FPLOON said:
Skeleon said:
FPLOON said:
(Loop hole, here I come!)
You're not supposed to unless you plan to marry that loop hole. Use a condom.
Wouldn't marrying a sex-bot be as redundant as using a condom with a sex-bot? (Food for thought...)
Ah, clearly my joke didn't work. It was supposed to be a double entendre about the word "come". But no worries, by explaining it, it just got way better and funnier.
I saw the joke beforehand... but, did not want to take the high road...
Plus, it reminds me that I really want sex-bots to be that real so I don't have to worry about any of that... (Hence my response to said double entendre...)
 

Olas

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Knowing me, I'd probably still find a way to not get laid. It'd probably end up leaving me to go bang an electric chisel or something.
 

Snowbell

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I believe Chobits and AI would be relevant things to watch.

I hope I won't live to see the day of sexbots. The world would become a much sadder place if sex was something done between wo/man and robots and relationships and love were no longer wanted.
 

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Snowbell said:
The world would become a much sadder place if sex was something done between wo/man and robots and relationships and love were no longer wanted.
It's not about not wanting that, it's about being unable to find that. Well, I'm assuming anyway (a lot of the responses here say something to that effect, I'm going to say it's a fair assumption for this site at least), though probably there are people who wouldn't want human relationships once the sex-bot revolution begins.

OlasDAlmighty said:
Knowing me, I'd probably still find a way to not get laid. It'd probably end up leaving me to go bang an electric chisel or something.
The chisel is a red herring to keep you from suspecting the robot milkman.
 

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Uncreation said:
Would rape go away? I don't think it would.
Of course it wouldn't. Rape is about power, about hurting someone, not about not having anyone willing to have sex with you.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Uncreation said:
Would rape go away? I don't think it would.
Of course it wouldn't. Rape is about power, about hurting someone, not about not having anyone willing to have sex with you.
I disagree, rape happens for all sorts of reasons, only some of it because of power. When a frat boy decides to have sex with a woman who's passed out on the sofa, is that because of power or because he senses an easy opportunity to get it wet at someone else's expense? Or how about a gang of young men who groom underage teenage girls to have sex with them in exchange for drugs or alcohol? Is that about power or just cheap easy no-strings attached sex for the men involved? I strongly suspect the latter.

No, rape wouldn't go away but it could well be greatly reduced if an easy and cheap way of having sex was produced.
 

chinangel

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I would totally be okay wif gettin' me a robo male luver. It'd be wonderfully intimate
 

dementis

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Jude Law in AI was a sex robot, he was a very entertaining character if I remember correctly.

I think it would be considered very creepy for males to use them, just how it's more acceptable for females to own sex toys than males.
 

kenu12345

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I wouldn't use them, but go nuts I suppose. I always been more the kind to prefer the love then the sax.