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Sizzle Montyjing

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Rastien said:
Yes funny how something like this made on april 1rst is met with trepidation :p

Still proof is in the pudding and all that.
Well there is much pudding.
Mainly Trine actually but still...
Nathan Thor said:
I sent you the key via PM on The Escapist.
Ah thanks, I haven't got around to reading all my PM's yet.

I begin choosing winners at 6PM GMT.
 

Jedamethis

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I amazed myself. :0

Although since I've got a shitty laptop, I've no need for Steam games. Enjoy!
 

Fredrikorex

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This is a really cool thing you're doing, I hope I take the time to write a story and put it here.
Problem is that I'm really bad at making stories and it would probably not make any sense at all.

Edit: Made a bad story for everyone to see, there's bad language, spelling misstakes and not really any adventure in it though.
Story: A man is walking down the road, he seems happy. The man saw a sausage lying by the road, "Who are you" the man said to the sausage. "I am the sausage of time, I can make all your dreams come true" the man stood still for a while thinking, then he said "Fuck you".
"What!?" the sausage replied confused, "I can get you whatever you want and you just insult me?". "Damn right" the man said, "I don't trust any of your bullshit, fuck you asshole!"
The man squashed the sausage and continued down the road, finishing of the rest of his mushroom.

The End

I'm great, right? Sorry for all the bad language, spelling misstakes and the fact that there's no adventure I just made stuff up as I wrote, it was fun though
Edit: Please don't read this, it's really, really bad!
 

The_Evermind

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This is awesome,you are awesome. Unless this is an April fools thing in which case you are decidedly un-awesome. I am trying for Cthulhu vs the world.
 

Hal10k

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Very happy with my results; I commend your generosity. Steam says that it'll take seven hours to download the game, which in my experience means I'll probably be playing it within eleven minutes.
 

wintercoat

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
deserteagleeye said:
Do you plan on posting the best story?
I plan on posting all the winning stories, yes.
So when can we expect to read these riveting tales of sausages and mushrooms? And possibly pineapples, and maybe one with a gorilla suit.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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wintercoat said:
So when can we expect to read these riveting tales of sausages and mushrooms? And possibly pineapples, and maybe one with a gorilla suit.
When I wake up tomorrow! later today!
Also, I bought another Cthulhu saves the world.
You get one!
 

wintercoat

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
wintercoat said:
So when can we expect to read these riveting tales of sausages and mushrooms? And possibly pineapples, and maybe one with a gorilla suit.
When I wake up tomorrow!
Also, I bought another Cthulhu saves the world.
You get one!
Can't wait! ...is it oddthat I'm looking forward to the stories people wrote about as much as the game?