From any form of fiction, Pick a wife for Kratos

[Orange Monkey]

We all know Kratos, big ol' manly man who delights in murdering as many people as physically possible without ever getting blood stained on his pearly white head. If our lovely genocidal maniac ever decided to take (another) wife, who would it be?

My moneys on either River Tam or the Silk Spectre if you assume that they too must also have bad ass murdering skills.

 

[Eleuthera]

Probably too easy, but the first thing to come to mind was Xena.

 

[blankedboy]

Michael Atkinson.

 

[SonicKoala]

Bayonetta - both her and Kratos kick a LOT of ass. Seems perfect to me.

 

[Christopher Waldron]

Princess Peach, let's see Mario save her now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Michael Atkinson.

He said 'wife' not '*****'.

Hmmm, maybe Lilith from Borderlands. She enjoys slaughtering hordes of men and creatures almost as much as Kratos does. She even laughs sadistically when she explodes people.

 

[ethaninja]

Haha River Tam is MY wife!
Mercedes McNabb.

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

She may already be married, but I think Mrs Kimura from Azumanga Daioh would be just the woman he needs.

 

[Davrel]

Moby Dick

 

[rosac]

Valkia the bloody, handmaiden of khorne.

Woman who has killed a daemon prince (basically a demigod) died, and been brought back to life by khorne, the god of slaughter.

theyd be perfect together.

rosa

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Olive Oyl

 

[Orange Monkey]

Valkia the bloody, handmaiden of khorne.

Woman who has killed a daemon prince (basically a demigod) died, and been brought back to life by khorne, the god of slaughter.

theyd be perfect together.

rosa

But Kratos tends to murder everything even vaguely related to the gods, im pretty sure at this moment he's currently mowing down their third cousins or something.

She sounds plenty bad ass though!

 

[REPLAY13]

Cthulu

 

[JEBWrench]

Definitely Yeesha.

She's the Grower, she can teleport, she can kill her own food, and she's got some sweet tattoos.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Michael Atkinson.

I think Ms.Atkinson would probably try to poison Kratos in his sleep though, what with his irrational hatred of anything related to video games.
God that would be the ultimate love-hate relationship

 

[TheRocketeer]

You know, this is one thing that always bothered me about God of War: his wife and kid are dead, but... So what?

I mean, Kratos drops by the underworld pretty much every morning on his way to make coffee. Presumably, they're down there, trading theories about why Daddy's latest attempt to explode the obituaries section of ye olde newspaper didn't leave him any time to check in on the impetus for his entire mad quest.

I mean, yeah, they're dead, but in this mythology that really just means they've moved, and they haven't really even gone anywhere that Kratos has any difficulty getting in or out of. Hell, even Odysseus dropped by the underworld and dropped a big fat 'Cool story, bro!' on Achilles, you'd think a god might be given some kind of visitation privileges if he wasn't being such a cock to the rest of the pantheon all the time.

 

[orangeapples]

Well, we all know what happened to Kratos' first wife. I think that would be a red flag for any woman.

 

[Shynobee]

You know, this is one thing that always bothered me about God of War: his wife and kid are dead, but... So what?

I mean, Kratos drops by the underworld pretty much every morning on his way to make coffee. Presumably, they're down there, trading theories about why Daddy's latest attempt to explode the obituaries section of ye olde newspaper didn't leave him any time to check in on the impetus for his entire mad quest.

I mean, yeah, they're dead, but in this mythology that really just means they've moved, and they haven't really even gone anywhere that Kratos has any difficulty getting in or out of. Hell, even Odysseus dropped by the underworld and dropped a big fat 'Cool story, bro!' on Achilles, you'd think a god might be given some kind of visitation privileges if he wasn't being such a cock to the rest of the pantheon all the time.

I think its the fact that Kratos himself murdered them. So, he can't really bring himself to see them again.

OT:
Nariku from Heavenly Sword would be a nice fit.

 

[blankedboy]

Michael Atkinson.

He said 'wife' not '*****'.

It can be two things!
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