From any form of fiction, Pick a wife for Kratos

[TheRocketeer]

They went to Elysium which Kratos can no longer visit. Read up on Chains Of Olympus (The PSP prequel) for more info.

Ahh, now I know.

In that case, I suggest the only woman with a body count and an arsenal as impressive as Kratos: Samus Aran. Kratos kills gods, but Samus kills planets.

Would they make a good couple? Noooooo. Will the divorce be epic? Trilogy-worthy.

 

[Vrex360]

Maybe Rubi from Wet.
After all they both cause untold amount of damage and destruction to pursue somewhat selfish goals. Only difference is that she prefers to shoot and slice with a sword and Kratos likes to disembowel.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Princess Peach, let's see Mario save her now.

I wonder if marios jump can kill anything?, Well i guess Kratos just has to wear a helmet and marios fucked XD

 

[Orange Monkey]

They went to Elysium which Kratos can no longer visit. Read up on Chains Of Olympus (The PSP prequel) for more info.

Ahh, now I know.

In that case, I suggest the only woman with a body count and an arsenal as impressive as Kratos: Samus Aran. Kratos kills gods, but Samus kills planets.

Would they make a good couple? Noooooo. Will the divorce be epic? Trilogy-worthy.

And the epic battle scene would be when Samus fights for custody of Kratos's blades.

 

[mobsterlobster]

I can only think of Claire from Heroes seeing as she can't die no matter what you do to her.

 

[Doomsday11]

I can only think of Claire from Heroes seeing as she can't die no matter what you do to her.

Not to be a douche but she can if her brain stem is severed (I.E. Decapitation)

 

[Pegghead]

I think our resident Knife-fight from Apocalypse Lane would make a wonderful wife for kratos.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Lassie the wonder Dog.


What?!?! You know you'd watch it.........

 

[Macgyvercas]

I think our resident Knife-fight from Apocalypse Lane would make a wonderful wife for kratos.

She would

Spoiler

If she hadn't gotten shot by Rico in the last episode

OT: My vote probably would go to Samus. I would say Lara Croft, but then I would have to punch myself in the face because I'm a massive TR fanboy.

 

[Broady Brio]

Didn't he already have a wife?

 

[Orange Monkey]

Didn't he already have a wife?

He murdered her... and their daughter.

 

[Robert632]

Lara Croft. Just... Lara Croft.

 

[AngloDoom]

I...I just can't.

I mean, every time I imagine anything remotely humanoid standing next to Kratos, I see him breaking it's spine. I don't even understand how he procreated without tearing the woman in half.

 

[beddo]

Paris Hilton or Lady GaGa, hopefully his desire to protect them wouldn't last long.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Samus Aran.

She could even kick his ass if need be...I mean...Just spam Space Jump.

 

[Angus565]

I...I just can't.

I mean, every time I imagine anything remotely humanoid standing next to Kratos, I see him breaking it's spine. I don't even understand how he procreated without tearing the woman in half.

Yeah I'm having that same problem.
I can't even picture him beside a friend, let alone a wife.
DAMNIT KRATOS STOP DECAPITATING THE PEOPLE I TRY TO HOOK YOU UP WITH!!

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Princess Peach, let's see Mario save her now.

I wonder if marios jump can kill anything?, Well i guess Kratos just has to wear a helmet and marios fucked XD

But can't Mario just pick up Kratos by the leg and whirl him round and round and round until he throws him onto some nice, spiky piece of scenery at that point?

OT: Lara croft from the toomb raider franchise might be good as she also seems to have an absurdly large chest and a penchant for murdering people and giant monsters. She could even

provide the monetary income by stealing valuable archaeological artifacts and selling them.

 

[Trifixion]

You know, I can just see Kratos filling out the compatibility form on a site like match.com or eHarmony. I think he might cause their matchmaking servers to commit harakiri.

Okay, back on-topic...hmmm. I guess I'd hook him up with oldschool Lady Death. She's as psychotic, bloodthirsty, and vengeance-driven as he is, enjoys killing deities, and takes absolutely no shit from anyone. Heck, even the skin matches...though Kratos's is due to the ash, of course.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Probably too easy, but the first thing to come to mind was Xena.

Perfect.
They'll be saying "AYAYAYAYAYA!" all night.

No that I've said that, someone is going to make porn of it. I can just feel it.