From any form of fiction, Pick a wife for Kratos

[ragestreet]

Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh.

 

[bluebrino]

...I'm stumped. I can't think of anyone that he wouldn't disembowel before the honeymoon.

 

[Layzor]

One of those chaps from Gears of War. Let's see you be macho now.

 

[Remleiz]

Litchi Fey-Ling from Blazblue. She is a doctor after all so could possibly treat any family members Kratos gets a bit rough with

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[Orange Monkey]

We all know Kratos, big ol' manly man who delights in murdering as many people as physically possible without ever getting blood stained on his pearly white head. If our lovely genocidal maniac ever decided to take (another) wife, who would it be?

My moneys on either River Tam or the Silk Spectre if you assume that they too must also have bad ass murdering skills.

River might not work for a few reasons. First, she's a bit, well, insane. He's just homicidal. Not to mention that her powers would probably cause an accidental mind raping to her, so that might be a problem. Also, she's 17-18. Squick. I'd say maybe Kelly-087 from the Halo Universe. She's been trained to kill from the age of six, is augmented to be even better than a normal human being, runs at speeds of 38.502 MPH, has armor that makes her even better than just the augmentations, and we get to make Spartan jokes.

I suppose pretty much any female Spartan would work XD
Or the Arbiter

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Xenia from GoldenEye. Not only was she a ***** who enjoyed killing just as much as Kratos but she could kill you with her legs. I don't think Kratos would live long.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Moira Brown. See her give shit about a few dead mirelurks then.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Xenia from GoldenEye. Not only was she a ***** who enjoyed killing just as much as Kratos but she could kill you with her legs. I don't think Kratos would live long.

LoL he would claw his way back out of hell again to issue a divorce notification.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Nariko from Heavenly Sword. Seriously, how has no one said this?

 

[Zacharine]

Ivy The Archive from Dresden Files. After she grows up a few years though.

She's around 12 years old. She knows everything that is written down, anywhere, in any format or language, as well as possessing all the accumulated wisdom of mankind. She's also powerful enough to engage 8 fallen angels simultaneously, while under a fairly severe handicap, and end the fight in a draw.

If Kratos ever got too stabby-killy, Ivy could just easily stall him enough to cool him down, and in turn when someone does need stabbing and killing, provide Kratos with information, act as partner or as a flanking force.

Might as well bring Ivy a smile to her face after she gets used to it.

 

[CJ1145]

Marcus Fenix.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

Sarah Palin - They're both stupid and love killing things.

 

[AfroTree]

I can only think of Claire from Heroes seeing as she can't die no matter what you do to her.

Not to be a douche but she can if her brain stem is severed (I.E. Decapitation)

Or a tumour

I'd say...

Kai

Jill from resident evil is my pick. I don't why, maybe it's because I'm hungry.

That was just straight-up bad, you should feel bad!

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Ares, just for the irony.