From any form of fiction, Pick a wife for Kratos

[Riobux]

Bayonetta - both her and Kratos kick a LOT of ass. Seems perfect to me.

Kratos would just rip her head off.

Oh, and I'd love to watch it happen.

 

[Lolth17]

Any Drow female ever would probably be able to keep him in line.

Or Zoey from L4D. She's good with enormous, berserking males bent on her destruction. /molotov

 

[Sebenko]

Spoiler: Just look at the last panel

I suddenly want an HDTV.

OT: Any "love interest chick" from just about any game. I hate them and would like to see them die.

 

[CrashBang]

Moby Dick

LOL

My vote: Lady Macbeth. She'd reeeally fuck him up

 

[Jark212]

Princess Peach, let's see Mario save her now.

Greatest...

Crossover...

Ever...

 

[Big Max]

Princess Peach, so I can see her brutally murdered.

 

[mobsterlobster]

I can only think of Claire from Heroes seeing as she can't die no matter what you do to her.

Not to be a douche but she can if her brain stem is severed (I.E. Decapitation)

Hmmm. Alright, fair enough. What about that woman who can turn into water then? She's practically indestructible.

Or failing that, Wolverine.

 

[Andantil]

Veronica from Franken Fran.

She's built for the sole purpose of killing shit dead, she's cute, and brutal slaughter is her solution for all problems.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Lara Croft. Just... Lara Croft.

Too easy, she would find out his weak spot and kill him before he would say yes (or no...).

Other candidates could be the Tempest from ultima 8-pagan, Lady vashj or Sylvanas Windrunner from warcraft 3, Sophia Leigh from Tomb Raider 3.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Lady shiva...just lady shiva.

Check her out on wikipedia.

Bonus points: she killed her daughter as well

 

[thepopeofatheism]

The only time Kratos doesn't kill anything is up until he/she/it is no longer needed or he/she/it is unbearably cute and endearing.

It would have to be a beautiful woman with a kind soul. His foil, if you will. She would have to be so anathema to him that she makes him question himself.

To this end I submit: Aeris, from FF7.

Her love of life, endless mercy, firm beliefs, strong confidence and lack of fear of death would make her the only thing able to stem his bloody rage.

 

[Save us.A7X]

Hm, tough question, it would have to be someone literally invinceble, so his habit of murdering every human he comes into contact won't be a problem. Which leaves..pretty much no-one, even Gods can't survive 10 minutes in is presence after all.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Zoe... just for the hell of it.

 

[Plurralbles]

martha stewart.

I know she's not fictional(yet) but hehe, to see her slashed to pieces would be very memorable.

 

[Cheesebob]

Ivy.

Even Kratos can't handle the earth shattering boobage that she has

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Probably Lilith from Borderlands. They're both murdering psychotics, and both have tattoos and are really pale.