"Fuck You, Luck"

[Daipire]

A)

I never say 'God' hates me.

If I stub my toe on a nail, it's "Damn, the God of Loose Nails is out to get me.... again..."

 

[VincentX3]

ANY Shin Megami Tensei

Nuff said

 

[Betancore]

I think that God is messing with me every time I miss the train. Which is pretty much 3/5 times a week. I seem to have an exaggerated sense of self-importance, if I think that the imaginary man in the sky cares whether or not I get to school in time. I reckon I'm fairly unlucky, but only because I never notice when things go well for me. I only notice when everything screws up.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I feel as if I'm incredibly lucky... sure, things seem to be unlucky, but then it's usually backed by a ton of good luck! A major case in point, my holiday. I'm Australian, you see... and my family and I went 3 weeks holiday in the UK and Europe during our summer holidays... and during their worst winter in 30 years or something! And, in Europe, our hire car didn't have snow tires, and they wouldn't help us! Unlucky, you say? But... how we managed to survive driving from Paris to Berlin in those conditions, without dying.. seeing other crashes and even being assaulted by a flaming truck wheel... that's lucky!

 

[Kollega]

I can relate to you with that... not only i'm unlucky, i'm also clumsy and forgetful. You can imagine the results. However, i won't bring up any examples, because i don't want to make my own day any worse than it already is. And just for fun, regarding the list:

A) I do not believe in God, so i guess he dosen't believe in me either.
B) That's a possibility too. I'm not exactly a "popular" kind of person.
C) Ehh... i don't belive that cats or ladders can bring me bad luck... but i have enough of it as is (see A and B).

 

[Shycte]

I was once hacked by some guy in my school who then did other things with my account at the schools internal system.

The guy's from the IT department wanted to have a litte talk to me and that is how I found out.

Feels bad man.

 

[Glamorgan]

I used to believe in god. I decided not to anymore. It's easier to believe he doesn't exist, than to believe he hates you.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

And so now Portal sits here, with some light burns on his hand, a wasted pepperoni pizza, and another 15 minutes to desperately wait for food. All because his pizza slipped out of his oven-mitted hand and face down onto the dirty floor, ruining his tasty supper.

Should have scraped off the top and eaten it anyway [sub]thats what I would have done.[/sub]

OT: I'm very clumsy and I break things a lot. Oh yeah and today when I got out of bed I got a random peice of glass lodged in my foot.

 

[Evilbunny]

Well, I was diagnosed with cancer, had to go through nine months of painful chemotherapy, and then after praying every day for four months for it to not come back, it did. God hates me, or at the very least does not care about me.