Fun things to do in an elevator

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Simple enough, just name some of the fun/annoying ways you can pass the time in an elevator.

I'll start

1. Say *DING* at each new floor;
2. Make an explosion sound effect whenever someone presses a button;
3. Call out a group hug, then enforce it;
4. Announce to all the other passengers that you're currently wearing a new pair of socks;
5. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Colonel;
6. Meow;
7. If there's only one other passenger, poke them then try pretending it wasn't you.

Your turn

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In a hotel, walk out wearing only a towel, grumbling that the wife/husband always comes home during the good part.

 

[Conn1496]

Whistle the tune of Friday, gradually beginning to sing the words until you begin sing aloud in the lift.
Hilarity ensues.

 

[Yoh3333]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqW92RsiBm0

That :3

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Whenever someone new gets on, I pretend I've been trapped in the elevator for hours, hug them tearfully, thank them for rescuing me, and then instruct them to avoid the corners.

 

[Davey Woo]

Move a desk inside, and when people enter, ask if they have an appointment.
Offer to press the buttons for people, and then press the wrong buttons.
Speak in a demonic voice, and then pretend it wasn't you.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Stand next to the buttons and when you get to your floor, if someone is waiting outside press as many buttons as you can and run away. I did that once but it backfired terrifically, I got trapped in the elevator instead and caused the shopping centre car-park to be evacuated. Whoops...

Either that or stare at one of the walls, eventually everyone else will stare as well thinking 'Why am I staring at the wall?'

7. If there's only one other passenger, fart then try pretending it wasn't you.

Your turn

 

[PatSilverFox]

Inb4 Rémi Gaillard xP

 

[rabidmidget]

Fill a hipflask with something like water, and then occasionally take a swig from it.

Also a great way to stop people from sitting next to you on a train.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

If you time a jump correctly, you get a horrible feeling of falling! Of course, it would be a very ironic death if the elevator failed just as you jumped.

...

I like the thrill but I have a hard time getting it right. I've been known to hijack elevators just to try and perfect my timing. People on the bottom floors tend to ruin it though by wanting to use the elevator. I mean come on, the stairs are right there! I'm doing this for science...

SCIENCE!!!

 

[wootsniper]

With a demonic voice: "I require a better vessel"
or Lean against to buttons (so no one can reach them)

 

[EHKOS]

These all sound very Malkavian. To which I shal direct you to this page:
http://malkav.freeshell.org/fun/prank/

 

[PatSilverFox]

 

[Diligent]

A friend of mine wins the best thing to do in an elevator contest.
He got super drunk on prom night, puked in an elevator in the hotel, and when the light went *ding* and the doors slid open, standing in front of it was none other than Stephen Harper and his entourage.
He stumbled out of the elevator with vomit on his tuxedo and said to him, "It's all yours." and Harper looked at him with disgust and disdain.

 

[SilentCom]

I've never really had the balls to do anything stupid or funny in an elevator to prank people. Of course, I am a bit insecure and afraid of being judged by random strangers.

If I were to be brave enough, I would probably stand in the elevator with my back to the door and pretend I was fapping. When someone comes in, I would quickly zip my pants and act all embarrassed and pretend I wasn't doing anything. Either that or I would ask if they wanted to help me XD

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

A friend of mine wins the best thing to do in an elevator contest.
He got super drunk on prom night, puked in an elevator in the hotel, and when the light went *ding* and the doors slid open, standing in front of it was none other than Stephen Harper and his entourage.
He stumbled out of the elevator with vomit on his tuxedo and said to him, "It's all yours." and Harper looked at him with disgust and disdain.

I don't believe you, that's way too awesome to be true.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

 

[Olofelefant]

Smear poo on walls. Pretend there is no poo on walls.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Start listing elevator fatality statistics in a slightly deranged voice when the elevator is jammed full of people.

pretend to talk to your imaginary friend, then get annoyed with someone for standing in his place.

press the emergency stop and when someone asks you why say "I have to pee, it's an emergency"

call an elevator, if there is anyone inside when it gets to your floor shout "IT CHOSE ME!!!"

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Offer to press the buttons for people, and then press the wrong buttons.

Genius. I'm doing that next time ^^

 

[Tiger Sora]

Put up a sign saying employee use only. It'd work.