Fun things to do in an elevator

[StellarViking]

Nevermind, methinks that URL was dead. Sorry for the double post.

 

[Wilbot666]

Smear poo on walls. Pretend there is no poo on walls.

Or if that's too extreme, follow this method:

1: Smear walls with thick gravy. Writing someone's name works well.
2: Wait until it stops and the doors are about to open, then drop a pre-purchased stinkbomb.
3: Lick the gravy off the walls as the new person gets on. Turn to them and ask if they want some.
4: ???
5: Profit!!

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Face all the people in the lift and shout in three second intervals "STOP LOOKING AT ME!!"

face the corner troughout the whole ride.

take a box with you and quietly whisper to it "it's gonna be alright.."

Fart and then proclaim loudly "It was meee!"

There was this list once, lessee if I can find it...

Was it this one? http://azzit.de/humor/9.html

Shoulda guessed there's many a list. Naw it was like the first time I encountered such a list, from a dutch magazine that died long ago. Tanx anyway. edit: and yes it does work.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I now have elevator activities for the rest of the month, thanks guys

 

[Daveman]

Fuck.

Fuck with gusto.

Fuck with gusto in the lift.

I think I won't get told off for a low content post now.

 

[bluewolf]

six letters: 3ds, psp.

 

[teh lurker]

Carry a cooler with "Human Head" written on the side.

Ask every person who gets on "Are you my mother?", regardless of gender.

If you're male, carry a water balloon onto the elevator with you, and then, while standing at the rear of the elevator, pop the water balloon and exclaim loudly "Oh my God, my water just broke"

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Hand out side-quests to other people in the elevator, rpg style.

 

[FarleShadow]

I GOT IT.

Walk in with a cooler, marked 'LIVE HUMAN ORGAN: DO NOT OPEN' in big red letters while on the phone. Say:

"Yea, you won't believe how attached to his liver this guy was, I mean seriously, he did not want to give the damn thing up! Anyway, I'm on my way back now, make sure the patient is prepped for surgery when I get there. Ok, bye."

Put phone in pocket. Smile at other passengers.

 

[DasUberCow]

Start listing elevator fatality statistics in a slightly deranged voice when the elevator is jammed full of people.

pretend to talk to your imaginary friend, then get annoyed with someone for standing in his place.

press the emergency stop and when someone asks you why say "I have to pee, it's an emergency"

call an elevator, if there is anyone inside when it gets to your floor shout "IT CHOSE ME!!!"

This i why i like The Escapist. Genuinely comedic talent.

 

[WinterOrbit]

Play guitar and sing.
*inspiration from this guy*

 

[KingofallCosmos]

I would like to have one of those doo wop bands for myself; we'd hang around in elevators all day... sigh.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Start listing elevator fatality statistics in a slightly deranged voice when the elevator is jammed full of people.

pretend to talk to your imaginary friend, then get annoyed with someone for standing in his place.

press the emergency stop and when someone asks you why say "I have to pee, it's an emergency"

call an elevator, if there is anyone inside when it gets to your floor shout "IT CHOSE ME!!!"

This i why i like The Escapist. Genuinely comedic talent.

Why thank you good sir I can never pull off decent humour face to face though. Even when I have good material my delivery is crap. :/

 

[Vern5]

Can't believe I forgot to share this with the world.

Some of the funniest things to do in an elevator.

 

[Kitteh]

i have two traditions that i do in elevators:
1) talk in gibberish languages
2) silent-but-deadly farts

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Carry a cooler with "Human Head" written on the side.

Ask every person who gets on "Are you my mother?", regardless of gender.

If you're male, carry a water balloon onto the elevator with you, and then, while standing at the rear of the elevator, pop the water balloon and exclaim loudly "Oh my God, my water just broke"

The second one works even better if you replace 'mother' with 'mummy' in a British accent, while wearing a gas mask...

(I can has cookie?)

 

[Alphakirby]

Just listen to this while wearing a fedora.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Smear poo on walls. Pretend there is no poo on walls.

Or if that's too extreme, follow this method:

1: Smear walls with thick gravy. Writing someone's name works well.
2: Wait until it stops and the doors are about to open, then drop a pre-purchased stinkbomb.
3: Lick the gravy off the walls as the new person gets on. Turn to them and ask if they want some.
4: ???
5: Profit!!

The taste of wall-flavored gravy with the smell of stink would be just as good as smearing poo on the wall.

Funny idea otherwise, I laughed like the immature person I am.

 

[Android2137]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqW92RsiBm0

That :3

If you can manage that, I demand video.

As for me... The only thing I can think of is pretending to be the robotic voice that announces what is on each floor. If there is already a robot voice that does that, then I'd pretend to be another robot arguing with it.

Elevator bot: Going down.
Me: Overused tacky threat one-liner registered. Hostile AI detected. Commencing emergency shut-down. *reaches for emergency stop button*
other passengers: NO! NO! NO!

 

[DasUberCow]

Start listing elevator fatality statistics in a slightly deranged voice when the elevator is jammed full of people.

pretend to talk to your imaginary friend, then get annoyed with someone for standing in his place.

press the emergency stop and when someone asks you why say "I have to pee, it's an emergency"

call an elevator, if there is anyone inside when it gets to your floor shout "IT CHOSE ME!!!"

This i why i like The Escapist. Genuinely comedic talent.

Why thank you good sir I can never pull off decent humour face to face though. Even when I have good material my delivery is crap. :/

You're welcome. And yes, i know exactly what you mean.

Here are my suggestions :

? Only wear one shoe. When the lift starts going up start slowly tipping sideways before intentionally falling on the floor and then bring out a notebook with a lot of scribbles in it and start writing furiously right there on the floor whilst muttering something like "godamn, all those hours, i have to run some more tests"
? Drop pen and headbutt person in front of you and just look straight at them with your eyes wide open when they turn around.
? Read a broadsheet. And clear your throat loudly every 8 seconds.
? Wear earphones that project a lot of sound outwards. Put on Rebecca Black's song Friday and get boppin'.
? Start humming Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now whilst shouting out random lyrics that have contextual relevance. Like "wow, wow, wow, wow explooooooooode" and "on a collision course, i'm outta controoool".