Fun things to do in an elevator

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Just listen to this while wearing a fedora.

Jazz hands and snapping optional, but highly recommended.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

? Start humming Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now whilst shouting out random lyrics that have contextual relevance. Like "wow, wow, wow, wow explooooooooode" and "on a collision course, i'm outta controoool".

This one had me in stitches XD

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Start listing elevator fatality statistics in a slightly deranged voice when the elevator is jammed full of people.

pretend to talk to your imaginary friend, then get annoyed with someone for standing in his place.

press the emergency stop and when someone asks you why say "I have to pee, it's an emergency"

call an elevator, if there is anyone inside when it gets to your floor shout "IT CHOSE ME!!!"

This i why i like The Escapist. Genuinely comedic talent.

Why thank you good sir I can never pull off decent humour face to face though. Even when I have good material my delivery is crap. :/

You're welcome. And yes, i know exactly what you mean.

Here are my suggestions :

? Only wear one shoe. When the lift starts going up start slowly tipping sideways before intentionally falling on the floor and then bring out a notebook with a lot of scribbles in it and start writing furiously right there on the floor whilst muttering something like "godamn, all those hours, i have to run some more tests"
? Drop pen and headbutt person in front of you and just look straight at them with your eyes wide open when they turn around.
? Read a broadsheet. And clear your throat loudly every 8 seconds.
? Wear earphones that project a lot of sound outwards. Put on Rebecca Black's song Friday and get boppin'.
? Start humming Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now whilst shouting out random lyrics that have contextual relevance. Like "wow, wow, wow, wow explooooooooode" and "on a collision course, i'm outta controoool".

Oh you just HAVE to do the first one in Mordin's voice.
And y'know what would be even better than Rebecca Black... NYAN CAT!

Edit: Oh, I've just thought of another one. When you are alone in the elevator face one of the back corners and pretend to wank furiously. DO NOT STOP when the doors open. Act like you have no awareness of the world around you. You then turn this into a test of other peoples resilience. If they're willing to get into the elevator with you, start groaning a random persons name (like "Oooh Suzie" or "Mmmm Brian" or "Oh yeah Fido" if you dare). If they're then willing to press a button and shut themselves in with you, pretend to climax with the most hilarious line you can think of (I'd have to go for "This. Is. SPARTA!!!!!!!!" at the top of my voice). If you can do this without being arrested or beaten up, you win at life.

 

[etherlance]

Run around the people inside while screaming:

"OH SHIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN HERE"!!!!!

 

[Snake Plissken]

Wipe boogers on the buttons.

Pee in the corner.

Moon people as they enter.

 

[rabidmidget]

Fill a hipflask with something like water, and then occasionally take a swig from it.

Also a great way to stop people from sitting next to you on a train.

Or....and this is just a suggestion....or you could fill a flask with whiskey and do the same thing

Yeah on second thought, screw my idea, this one has whisky, therefore better.

 

[shadyh8er]

Growl at the people who only go up one floor. I really wish I could have recorded the look on people's faces when I did this.

 

[FarleShadow]

"What a funny test chamber!"

Then jump in a corner. Repeatedly.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Lay down a Twister Mat, and begin playing. Or stand in a corner and attempt to bite anyone who touches you.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Fart + poker face + walk away.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

"What a funny test chamber!"

Then jump in a corner. Repeatedly.

This had me in stitches. Genius.

 

[Olofelefant]

Fart + poker face + walk away.

sorry if low content post

 

[nukethetuna]

Never leave the elevator. It is especially effective if the elevator only has 2 floors, and you attempt to look as shady as possible.

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Do the robot in the corner
Tape a plastic sheet to the wall, take a remote and pretend toplay video games
Ask them to be you friend, give you money, and drive you home.