Fun with "Bad Translator".

[crystalsnow]

I used the opening few lines from Fuck the Police by NWA

"Fuck the police coming straight from the underground, a young ni**er got it bad because I'm brown. I'm not the other colour so the police think, they have the authority to kill a minority."

...40 translations later we get:

"Police against blacks, high-quality results with a new course. I have a different color than the death of the policemen, yes, "he said."

another one:

"Which were the place and person that passed over my house of a tuesday morn?"

...50 translations later we get:

"Parliament last week after?"

Oh good lord that is amazing.

 

[Amalith]

I did some of the lyrics from everlong.

"And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again"

50 translations later:

"If you think it's best day, I can not sing"


lol

 

[Broderick]

Before translation: My nipples hurt when I twist them!
After 50 translations: D! Fire

yeah...thats pretty...different

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Original:

"In the silence of darkness, among the shadows of the dead we hear a wolf howling hungry to wake up children of the graves Unripe Vengeance! The cult that serves as revenge has put forward it's fangs to declare a fucking WAR!" (lyrics to the song Children of Bodom)

Terribly mangled translation:

"Shadows of sexual desire for adults for many years focused on the changes in the Greg Renaissance? War, although otsheoreom knbgr Dog!"

What the hell is a otsheoreom knbgr Dog?

I don't know, but from now on my sexual desire will focus on changes in the Greg Renaissance.

This thing is awesome.


I said: I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

After 50 translations: "There are many wars in the price."


What?!

 

[oxiclean]

Original text:

"Bonjour! qu'est-ce que tu aimes faire, mon ami? J'adore discuter avec des amis et surfer sur internet."

...50 translations later we get:

"Hello! Bukharieomieon people: "The only problem is that the computer is called love Eimuzuparaoafurika Meike."

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

Original text:

"China sucks. "

...50 translations later we get:

"China is a party."


IT'S A RED CONSPIRACY!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well my first try was with the text "This is a test." 20 translations later: "This is a test." So I turned it up to 40 translations and all I got was: "Test".

So I decided to try out the begining of the Gettysburg Address:
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, concieved in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

which 56 translations later looks like:
"Any, Equality, freedom of expression is 7.4, the new law, parents in this country."

Interesting. Now I have something else to get addicted to besides the Video Game name generator...

 

[Goomboss]

so i was basically going with some wtf ones and look at my results

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Original text:

"My big green balls slapping against my thighs would make a better story"

...50 translations later we get:

"Good governance is not only green balls"

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Original text:

"DO NOT MAKE ME VOMIT IN YOUR ASS"

...50 translations later we get:

"You can throw me in the ass"

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Original text:

"I sexually abused my pet goomba"

...50 translations later we get:

"Pet cruelty stop Goomba"


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Original text:

"someone set us up the bomb"

...50 translations later we get:

"I'm the bomb"

EDIT!!!!



"eating chewbaccas pubes makes you go omnomnom"

...50 translations later we get:

"Beka give Omnomnom"


LMFAO

 

[Composer]

IN: get on my horse.
OUT: if the horse.
IN: my squirrel is angry
OUT: protien that is not my fault.
IN: watch out for the killer moose
OUT: killer of moss treatment
IN:my buttocks is inflamed. (favorite)
OUT: i like the results (favorite)
IN: my hamster will not get out of my waffles.
OUT: please pray for my hamster.
IN: Stop! my buttocks in on the loose.
OUT:Wow! Examples of freedom.
IN: please take that stick out of my eye
it hurts as bad as pizza.
OUT: Hook, do not forget to drink.


edit: i went dr who on this
IN: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff
OUT:Reduce the picture - growth - in this case it appears that such a large reserve of strength jaw, Timmy ...

 

[Tsunimo]

Original Text: "Apple trees grow oranges."

After 50 Translation: "The guava and nuts."

Yeah that makes... wait what the hell?

 

[Armyguy0]

"war war never changes"
56 translations
"War changes."
You dont know him

 

[Antitonic]

Original text:

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
Everyone would fall in love with me."

...56 translations later we get:

"Back in Vienna, in a plum .. I love Plums 斯卡斯卡 I love more information."

Original text:

"Listen ? your life could depend on this ? don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck."

...56 translations later we get:

"Life was good under fire. It will not be nervous. In first look, I think you'll still dead. Learn more about trying to see. Welcome"

 

[crudus]

Original: I would like this message that I am currently writing to be translated in a poor manner.

Translation: translation errors, I wrote this letter.

I wasn't content with that.

Part2:

Original: I got my naughty parts stuck in this bottle.

~35 translations later(I set it to fifty but about half way through it was just saying the same thing): Drink.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Original: "Shot through the heart, and you're too late. Darling you give love a bad name."
Translated: "If the ball because it was too late. Hi, I love a bad name."

Question mark?

 

[darkdox]

"the cake is a lie"

to

"my feet"

 

[scorptatious]

"I am Truth! The voice of the Covenant!"

56 translations later: "! Really! Contract to vote!"

 

[Someperson307]

I tried to put in Motley Crue songs. Didn't turn out so well.

Dr. Feelgood- "If you need a doctor."

Kickstart My Heart- "CAT". What the hell? I decided to do further research by putting CAT in. I got "Torture". Is there a connection here? I put in Torture, and got "Kobe". I don't know what to say. I put Kobe in, and got "This". I think my brain is melting, but I'm not stopping. I put This in, and I got "L and". This was where I stopped. I have nothing to say, except "What the FUCK?" (Translates to "Why?").

Edit: "Pour some sugar on me" translated to "I have diabetes."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Crawling under the floor boards I have finally found you."

Lovecraft?

No cookie for you. Thanks for playing though

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I decided to type in a whole bunch of Anchorman quotes:

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries
You have way too much pubic hair
I don't know what we're yelling about
Whale's vagina
Loud noises!!"

20 translations later, I get:

"I am published ovary is not known, the noise and the screams of the whales vagina!"

 

[telophase]

"chuck norris is so tough that under his beard there is no chin, just another fist"

...56 translations later we get:

"Norris and chin beard, and tsoyoshi only."