Fun with "Bad Translator".

[FireFlower18]

We need to put mines on the baseball feild = I do not know baseball.

My blanket is warm and fuzzy = Vacation rentals, baby!

 

[Resphyre]

Man i wish i had some peanut butter right now
56
Now peanut butter

 

[Baldry]

Well here it goes...

Original: "Banana hammocks are mandatory in this house!"

11: "Do you have a banana hammock house!"

13: "Do you have a home in the banana hammock!" (This sounds a bit like a chat up line)

15: "Have a home network banana!"

21: "There is a home network banana!"

23: "Banana has a home network!"

27: "Banana a home network!"

49: "Bananahomunettovaku!"

56: "באַנאַנאַהאָמונעטטאָוואַקו!"

To me this seems like someone's decent into madness...

 

[Vitehite]

Wanted to see how it would handle the full text of a Magic: The Gathering card. I used the text from "Lullmage Mentor". (The first card I grabbed randomly from my deck)

Original: "Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may put a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token onto the battlefield. Tap seven untapped Merfolk you control: Counter target spell. "Many voices are needed to quiet this land.""

Translated 50 times: "Leadership Development Burutoriton Shinborikkukontororu 시 01 minutes. Click Larissa. "We Talk a lot in this country.""

Nice how a large chunk of it didn't even make it back to English. Also, who/what's Larissa and where do I go to click them/it?

 

[Suda 51.5]

I did a fairly basic one just to see what interesting translations i could get
Original text:

"F**k "

...50 translations later we get:

"Password"

WTF, dont ask me how it got that, so i decided to post the actual translations to try and make sense of it

Spoiler

AFRIKAANS : Fuck
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
ALBANIAN : Qij
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
ARABIC : نكاح
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
BELARUSIAN : Ебут
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
BULGARIAN : Майната
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CATALAN : Fotre
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CHINESE : 他妈的
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 他妈的
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 他媽的
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CROATIAN : Jebati
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
CZECH : Soulo?it
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
DANISH : Fuck
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
DUTCH : Neuken
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
ENGLISH : Fuck
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
ESTONIAN : Fuck
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
FILIPINO : Boogie
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
FINNISH : Naida
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck
FRENCH : Baiser
Back to ENGLISH : Kiss
GALICIAN : Kiss
Back to ENGLISH : Kiss
GERMAN : Kiss
Back to ENGLISH : Kiss
GREEK : Φιλί
Back to ENGLISH : Kiss
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Bo
Back to ENGLISH : Bo
HEBREW : בו
Back to ENGLISH : Where
HINDI : जहां
Back to ENGLISH : Where
HUNGARIAN : Amennyiben
Back to ENGLISH : Where
ICELANDIC : Hvar
Back to ENGLISH : Where
INDONESIAN : Mana
Back to ENGLISH : Mana
IRISH : Mana
Back to ENGLISH : Motto
ITALIAN : Motto
Back to ENGLISH : Motto
JAPANESE : モットー
Back to ENGLISH : Motto
KOREAN : 모토
Back to ENGLISH : Moto
LATVIAN : Moto
Back to ENGLISH : Motto
LITHUANIAN : ?ūkis
Back to ENGLISH : Slogan
MACEDONIAN : Слоган
Back to ENGLISH : Slogan
MALAY : Slogan
Back to ENGLISH : Slogan
MALTESE : Slogan
Back to ENGLISH : Slogan
NORWEGIAN : Slagord
Back to ENGLISH : Slogans
PERSIAN : شعار
Back to ENGLISH : Slogan
POLISH : Hasło
Back to ENGLISH : Password
PORTUGUESE : Senha
Back to ENGLISH : Password
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Senha
Back to ENGLISH : Password
ROMANIAN : Parola
Back to ENGLISH : Password
RUSSIAN : Пароль
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SERBIAN : Лозинка
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SLOVAK : Heslo
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SLOVENIAN : Geslo
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SPANISH : Contraseña
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SWAHILI : Password
Back to ENGLISH : Password
SWEDISH : Lösenord
Back to ENGLISH : Password
TAGALOG : Password
Back to ENGLISH : Password

Im as confused as you are...

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Spoiler: Dragonball Z edition

Original: "It's over Nine Thousand!"

50 translations later: "Hello, 9000!"

Spoiler: Seto Kaiba edition

Original: "Screw the Rules, I have Money!"

50 Translations Later: "Masaru Nakano, price"

the fuck?

Spoiler: Shirley edition!

Original: "I'm serious, but don't call me shirley."

50 Translations Later: "But I think please contact Shirley."

Eh?

Calumon: What about me?

Spoiler: Calumon edition

Original: "Calumon"

50 translations later: "Quiet"

Calumon: But I like talking! :3

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Mayonnaise Sandwich

50 Translations later

Sandvitshmaivniz

What is this I don't even.......

 

[Flames66]

Original text:

"This R2 Unit has a bad motivator, look!"

...56 translations later we get:

"A second team lost, kunsamartdoo!"

 

[Trivun]

"Now my enemy, I became a man. Caught in a rat race, I do not think there is no mail. He appeared in the press, money and girls. I am world champion."

This is what came from doing, in bits, the chorus to a Reverend and the Makers song, Heavyweight Champion of the World. I'll let you guys look up the original song to see how much it deviates...

 

[Grayjack]

56 translations.

"Ahhh...I see three sets of boobies...and one...cutting board."

"Hmm ... And ... And ... Breast cancer in three places."

 

[Daestar]

Original:Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see. I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because it's easy come. Easy go. Little high. Little low.

I'd have wrote more but I hit the limit. Also, if I wrote any of it wrong, oh well, I don't really care.

Translated: "Really? I just thought? Save to escape from reality. Visit eye in the sky, and poor children, easy to install and easy to understand, it does not work in baja."

Really? I just thought? Oh and look! Poor children are easy to install and understand. Bah, they don't work in baja though.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Beginning: Franly, miss, I don't give a damn.
50 Translations later: "I'm still not clear."

And I thought I'd get something done today instead of playing with this.

 

[oxiclean]

"Bonjour! qu'est-ce que tu aimes faire, mon ami? J'adore discuter avec des amis et surfer sur internet."
"

"Hello! What do you want to do, my friend? I love to talk with friends and surf the internet." I think? My French is a little rusty but I think thats the actual translation.

Also, sorry for being off topic.

It is: "Hello! what do you like to do, my friend? I love to talk with friends and to surf the internet". so, you were very very close.

The website, on the other hand, was not.

 

[cameron1124]

Original text:

"Hey maybe you and cleverbot should team up. So its like an ai thing. anyway, I LIKE PIE OMG IS SO GREAT I NEED IT I WANT IT!!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Reduce kleverbot Amnesty International. Entitled "But God, or other problems?"


need i say more?

 

[Hawk of Battle]

**Disclaimer**
All done to 50 translations.

"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation"

Result; "Now, in search of weapons and war"


"No power in the verse can stop me"

Result; "This is not a song"


"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Result; "Oh God!"


"God"

Result; "God"
(Seems he really is universal!)


"WAAGGGHH!"

Result; "VAAGGGHH!"
(There again so's that)

 

[xmbts]

Original: You and me baby, ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

(After 10): You and I girl, we are mammals, making it more like the Discovery Channel.

50 later: Alternatively, if this is you, and my daughter and mammals.

Hey at least they kept mammals consistent right?

 

[Dango]

Original- "You shall not pass!"
56 translations later- "Top Cock!"