Google Analytics is fun!
Yes, the statistics gathered might creep folks out, but that's a large part of the fun.
I recently uploaded a short video which merely substitutes the origninal audio track of a PETA (batshit crazy animal rights group) ad with a porno movie song.
Then a simple slide stating that "PETA ads improve when played to porn movie music". That's it.
The video contains lots of nudity so it's probably not suited for work, although there's nothing erotic about it ... unless you turn on the music, that is. You don't actually have to watch it to get the rest of the post.
Anyway, the interesting part is analyzing how the few viewers came to this vid and who they are.
Here's the list of youtube searches that resulted in a click on that video:
You'll notice that the urge to protect animals is not the prime interest of the average visitor. The guys looking for "animal porn/sex" probably meant "I love animals" and simply did a freudian slip. Also interesting is the "nudesex" search. Nice to see that among all the established fetishes there is still room for having sex while nude.
So, where do my friends come from?
Ok, Germany and USA is no surprise ... i posted the video on a few german and US boards and we're all notoriously horny. But helloooo my saudi-arabian friends from the holy country that made distribution, possession and consumption of porn illegal, nice to meet you. Maybe I should include some new tag words for the convenience of your compatriots like الاباحية , جنس , عارية and بهيمية .
So, let's see who among you is sinning against the law.
100% males between 18 and 34 years ... no surprise there, I guess.
And after the age of 34 the arabian pipeline seems to shut down. Well, no big surprise there and the hornyness across all ages in Germany, USA and UK is no big surprise either.....
But how did Australia end up like a sexual carbon copy of Saudi Arabia? Now there's a mystery ....
Also, notice the sudden increase of female viewers at the age group of the 45-54 year olds. This is MILF territory (or at least the upper echelon of it)! Seems like that's about the age where male spouses can't keep up with the demands of their better half anymore.
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PETA ads always feature an above average portion of naked flesh which they usually combine with something gruesome. I heard about a multitude of paraphilia sexual practices like necrophilia (like Twilight but worse), coprophilia (remember 2girls1cup?), emetophilia (comes sometimes directly after 2girls1cup) and other strange S&M stuff and I wonder why PETA is such a big fan of them.
Anyway, since they insist on introducing us to their novel hobbies I thought I'll help them out by providing the correct soundtrack.
Yes, the statistics gathered might creep folks out, but that's a large part of the fun.
I recently uploaded a short video which merely substitutes the origninal audio track of a PETA (batshit crazy animal rights group) ad with a porno movie song.
Then a simple slide stating that "PETA ads improve when played to porn movie music". That's it.
The video contains lots of nudity so it's probably not suited for work, although there's nothing erotic about it ... unless you turn on the music, that is. You don't actually have to watch it to get the rest of the post.
Anyway, the interesting part is analyzing how the few viewers came to this vid and who they are.
Here's the list of youtube searches that resulted in a click on that video:
You'll notice that the urge to protect animals is not the prime interest of the average visitor. The guys looking for "animal porn/sex" probably meant "I love animals" and simply did a freudian slip. Also interesting is the "nudesex" search. Nice to see that among all the established fetishes there is still room for having sex while nude.
So, where do my friends come from?
Ok, Germany and USA is no surprise ... i posted the video on a few german and US boards and we're all notoriously horny. But helloooo my saudi-arabian friends from the holy country that made distribution, possession and consumption of porn illegal, nice to meet you. Maybe I should include some new tag words for the convenience of your compatriots like الاباحية , جنس , عارية and بهيمية .
So, let's see who among you is sinning against the law.
100% males between 18 and 34 years ... no surprise there, I guess.
And after the age of 34 the arabian pipeline seems to shut down. Well, no big surprise there and the hornyness across all ages in Germany, USA and UK is no big surprise either.....
But how did Australia end up like a sexual carbon copy of Saudi Arabia? Now there's a mystery ....
Also, notice the sudden increase of female viewers at the age group of the 45-54 year olds. This is MILF territory (or at least the upper echelon of it)! Seems like that's about the age where male spouses can't keep up with the demands of their better half anymore.
---- old post ----
PETA ads always feature an above average portion of naked flesh which they usually combine with something gruesome. I heard about a multitude of paraphilia sexual practices like necrophilia (like Twilight but worse), coprophilia (remember 2girls1cup?), emetophilia (comes sometimes directly after 2girls1cup) and other strange S&M stuff and I wonder why PETA is such a big fan of them.
Anyway, since they insist on introducing us to their novel hobbies I thought I'll help them out by providing the correct soundtrack.
