Fun with stereotypes

[Booze Zombie]

You guys ever have fun playing with stereotypes against yourself or your friends (for your benefit, of course)?

Myself, the other day, I found out that green and black teas naturally contain fluoride, which is very convenient, considering the stereotype that British people have bad teeth, which would mean, if I lived up to one stereotype, I'd cancel out the other... joy of joys!

Great fun will ensue on the Internet, now I am armed with this knowledge.

Your turn, people!

 

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I have fun making fun of myself with the Jewish stereotypes...

I'm so skinny because, as a Jew, I was obviously in the holocaust.
I obviously have a ton of money, and I own everything.

That sort of thing. Always good for a nice laugh to make fun of myself.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I have fun making fun of myself with the Jewish stereotypes...

I'm so skinny because, as a Jew, I was obviously in the holocaust.
I obviously have a ton of money, and I own everything.

That sort of thing. Always good for a nice laugh to make fun of myself.

Indeed, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Strange coincidence that you're Jewish, my friend told me a rather amusing joke in relation to a stereotype against the Jewish the other day:

"People accuse me of being Anti-Semitic.
I would never insult something as old and powerful as the Zionist Conspiracy!"

I believe that was the joke, anyway, I might've messed it up slightly.

 

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I have fun making fun of myself with the Jewish stereotypes...

I'm so skinny because, as a Jew, I was obviously in the holocaust.
I obviously have a ton of money, and I own everything.

That sort of thing. Always good for a nice laugh to make fun of myself.

Indeed, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Strange coincidence that you're Jewish, my friend told me a rather amusing joke in relation to a stereotype against the Jewish the other day:

"People accuse me of being Anti-Semitic.
I would never insult something as old and powerful as the Zionist Conspiracy!"

I believe that was the joke, anyway, I might've messed it up slightly.

Maybe... I get it though, and bonus points that I've never heard it before! I tend to encourage people to come up with new jokes as they can be genuinely funny, but I've heard far too many and they get rather old very quickly. New, good ones help keep things interesting and it's all in good fun.

 

[Cali0602]

In honor of Asian Awareness Month, our chow hall served egg rolls and steamed rice. (Yes, they also served fried chicken during "Black History Month").

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I live in an igloo, drink beer with my beaver pals, ride a moose to work and have to report to the Polar Bear who is my overlord. Also I eat nothing but Poutine, I am completely immune to the cold and I am the politest guy on Earth, eh?

 

[Booze Zombie]

In honor of Asian Awareness Month, our chow hall served egg rolls and steamed rice. (Yes, they also served fried chicken during "Black History Month").

Oh wow, did you get a few complaints? Heh.

I live in an igloo, drink beer with my beaver pals, ride a moose to work and have to report to the Polar Bear who is my overlord. Also I eat nothing but Poutine, I am completely immune to the cold and I am the politest guy on Earth, eh?

As the Canadian General said "aboot face"!
Sorry, I just like that line...

Actually, I think the "aboot" stereotype is the only one you didn't use.

 

[Lizmichi]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Yeah, stereotypes are fun every now and then. Sadly, there's none that suit me. Dx

Wait, nevermind. Metalhead. Long hair, dress in all black, listen to nothing but metal, and my parental(s) never understood me.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

I think everyone's tried embracing their stereotype once, heh.

Except maybe me and the "sheep" stereotype.
Ew, couldn't pay me to do that.

 

[Lizmichi]

Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

I think everyone's tried embracing their stereotype once, heh.

Except maybe me and the "sheep" stereotype.
Ew, couldn't pay me to do that.

I don't live the stereotype thank god. I set my self apart from it. I beat people with words not my fists.

 

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I have fun making fun of myself with the Jewish stereotypes...

I'm so skinny because, as a Jew, I was obviously in the holocaust.
I obviously have a ton of money, and I own everything.

That sort of thing. Always good for a nice laugh to make fun of myself.

What did Hitler say when asked what his reasons were for the Holocaust? "One reason? How about I give you six million!" (If you don't get the joke, you are the worst Jew ever).

Nice, but I've heard that one a few too many times before, and as such it's quite old.

You jogged my memory on a lovely day in history class though. We were reviewing WW2 and on of the categories was The Holocaust. Half the quesitons in that category were related to how many people died and I would raise my hand and answer them all correctly (Somehow nobody else knew them...)

It was hilarious because the other people in my class were surprised at first, but then after the stares I stated "I'm Jewish. I've been taught this stuff all my life" and they all said "Oh!" in collective understanding. Oh, lovely stereotypes!

 

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I have fun making fun of myself with the Jewish stereotypes...

I'm so skinny because, as a Jew, I was obviously in the holocaust.
I obviously have a ton of money, and I own everything.

That sort of thing. Always good for a nice laugh to make fun of myself.

What did Hitler say when asked what his reasons were for the Holocaust? "One reason? How about I give you six million!" (If you don't get the joke, you are the worst Jew ever).

Nice, but I've heard that one a few too many times before, and as such it's quite old.

You jogged my memory on a lovely day in history class though. We were reviewing WW2 and on of the categories was The Holocaust. Half the quesitons in that category were related to how many people died and I would raise my hand and answer them all correctly (Somehow nobody else knew them...)

It was hilarious because the other people in my class were surprised at first, but then after the stares I stated "I'm Jewish. I've been taught this stuff all my life" and they all said "Oh!" in collective understanding. Oh, lovely stereotypes!

I don't get it...

Everyone forgot I was Jewish and thought I was just creepy for knowing the exact number of deaths in WW2, the amount of Jews, the amount of nonJews, the types of people who were killed other than jews... But then they shifted from thinking I was creepy to thinking it was normal just because I reminded them I'm Jewish.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I'm Australian, I ride a kangaroo to school.

Yeah, and I only drink beer.

 

[Yureina]

I'm German and have a strong work ethic, high standards of efficiency, and a ferocious temper. >_>