Me and my friends have a special stereotype for me in which I'am a Canadian Moose. Yesterday I gave one of them a piggy-back as a moose.
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Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
Guess where I live.
I, last time I was in Florida, was forced to settle the dispute between 2 natives that Toronto got less snow that buffalo, that most Canadians didn't live in igloos, and that in fact our money actually does look like that.
Apparently, I'm some kind of criminal super villain because i live in Australia. Also, theres all the mad references.
I used to live in a city that's always got a bunch of foreigners milling about (it's next to the Grand Canyon, so a lot of people stay at the two international hostels in town, which I hung out at a lot). People always pegged me as being a Canadian when they met me, citing my politeness, friendliness, and positive attitude.
The hilarious thing is that I'm actually not. I've never been north of Columbus, Ohio. XD I have no idea where people get the idea that I'm a Canadian from... Both sets of my great-grandparents were from Canada, but that's not got much to do with anything in my life...
But I take it as a compliment. I mean, as far as national stereotypes go, you can do a lot worse than being mistaken as a Canadian, because the universal stereotype is that they're super-nice and friendly and awesome. XD
(I thought it was funny, anyway.)
The hilarious thing is that I'm actually not. I've never been north of Columbus, Ohio. XD I have no idea where people get the idea that I'm a Canadian from... Both sets of my great-grandparents were from Canada, but that's not got much to do with anything in my life...
But I take it as a compliment. I mean, as far as national stereotypes go, you can do a lot worse than being mistaken as a Canadian, because the universal stereotype is that they're super-nice and friendly and awesome. XD
(I thought it was funny, anyway.)
My poor Greek mate. He cops so much shit from the rest of us. Its thickened his skin up though. More importantly he's grown a back-bone and learned to throw some back.
I go to school in Germany, so there are a bunch of (funny) racist comments thrown at each other.
German: Kill the americans! (in a funny voice)
American: *****, America just pwned your ass!
German: Kill the americans! (in a funny voice)
American: *****, America just pwned your ass!
I'm a Swedish viking who set sails to rape and plunder. We sacrifice a beautiful girl each Thursday for our almighty Gods.
We are also facing 5 feet snow all the year around. The only way to get by is by skiing. But you better bring a gun or an axe with you, or you might get attacked by wolves.
If you're unfit to kill a wolf, you're fit to die! That is our commoner motto.
We are also facing 5 feet snow all the year around. The only way to get by is by skiing. But you better bring a gun or an axe with you, or you might get attacked by wolves.
If you're unfit to kill a wolf, you're fit to die! That is our commoner motto.
"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"lilmisspotatoes said:Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"
One question: why sacrifice the beautiful girls? Get rid of the fat chicks first! xDiLikeHippos said:
*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!hyperhammy said:"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"lilmisspotatoes said:Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"
AND we like shouting, speaking German with an english accent, drinking beer, riding tanks, hating jews (in the 3 years I've lived in America almost 50 people asked me if I'm a Nazi), wearing lederhosen and being sausage lovers.Yureina said:
"Hmmm... ich liebe die Bratwurst und hasse die Amerikaner."
Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."lilmisspotatoes said:*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!hyperhammy said:"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"lilmisspotatoes said:Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"
Make me a taco and dance around your sombrero! No, just kidding. I will give you a shiny nickel if you clean my toilett. xDcrowns18 said:
"What is German, Alex?"hyperhammy said:Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."lilmisspotatoes said:*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!hyperhammy said:"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"lilmisspotatoes said:Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"
*BINGBINGBING* you are correct! You may now choose some of our fabulous prices!!!"lilmisspotatoes said:"What is German, Alex?"hyperhammy said:Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."lilmisspotatoes said:*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!hyperhammy said:"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"lilmisspotatoes said:Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.
Guess where I live.
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"
If Rainbow Six Vegas is to be believed...crowns18 said:
"Hey, puto! Try shooting with your eyes open! Ahahahahahahaha!"
im Italian im able to make the perfect pizza pie and cook it with the spicy meat balls i shoot out of my hand