Thank you, OP, this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
OT:
Telekinetic Alligator Factory- You must train hordes of psychic alligators in their new found powers.
Nuclear Indian Annihilation- India has trained an army of radioactive soldiers to take over the world.
Mythical Hang Glider Romp- A charming, family friendly game about the peaceful race of hang gliders.
Everybody Loves The Afro Apocalypse
Indian Gnome Polo
Raging Mummy Phonics
Viking Bazooka Rescue
EDIT: Micro Lawnmower from Mars. Sound familiar to anyone else?
Flying Hardware Tactics
Epic Math Roundup
I would probably buy these games.
OT:
Telekinetic Alligator Factory- You must train hordes of psychic alligators in their new found powers.
Nuclear Indian Annihilation- India has trained an army of radioactive soldiers to take over the world.
Mythical Hang Glider Romp- A charming, family friendly game about the peaceful race of hang gliders.
Everybody Loves The Afro Apocalypse
Indian Gnome Polo
Raging Mummy Phonics
Viking Bazooka Rescue
EDIT: Micro Lawnmower from Mars. Sound familiar to anyone else?
Flying Hardware Tactics
Epic Math Roundup
I would probably buy these games.