I heard something like that once, except my team-mate then turned around and said "by the sounds, you don't have any!".Gamer137 said:
Funnest Conversations Heard During Online Multiplayer
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A couple of friends and myself who are all in the same Australian Army Reserve unit were playing Gears 2 and just having a friendly chat about our regiment and how it was a really great experience and encouraging people with questions to ask them and have them answered, join up, etc. Anyway, after a while we'd just gone on to the Aussie tradition of taking the piss out of those above us, in particular our Commanding Officer, who in this situation is called Mike. We were all just being friendly about it while we were messing about, but still heard this:
Random guy: *been listening for a while* So, you're all SUR? And you really think all that?
Us: Yeah, it's all true. You should come in one day!
Random guy: Uh, guys?
Us: Yeah?
Random guy: It's Mike.
One of my friends: ...Do we get any points for saying our job is awesome?
Random guy: *been listening for a while* So, you're all SUR? And you really think all that?
Us: Yeah, it's all true. You should come in one day!
Random guy: Uh, guys?
Us: Yeah?
Random guy: It's Mike.
One of my friends: ...Do we get any points for saying our job is awesome?
i think mine was listening to an Argument on Free for all in COD WAW
Dude 1: You cheating bastard
Dude 2:What me??
Dude 1: yes you prick!!!
Dude 2: What did i Do?
Dude 1: your a fucking Camping *****
Dude 2: I am a Camper, i was camping my dick in your mum's ass all night!!!
i was literally rolling on the floor laughing, i was crying it was so funny at the time, after that it was just backwards insults all match but i could hear the other players laughing aswell
Dude 1: You cheating bastard
Dude 2:What me??
Dude 1: yes you prick!!!
Dude 2: What did i Do?
Dude 1: your a fucking Camping *****
Dude 2: I am a Camper, i was camping my dick in your mum's ass all night!!!
i was literally rolling on the floor laughing, i was crying it was so funny at the time, after that it was just backwards insults all match but i could hear the other players laughing aswell
I think it was that time when were selling family members on WoW
Me: anyone wanna buy my sister?
other: is she hot
Me: no
other: ok I'll take her
Me: sweet
another other: wanna trade her for my mom
Me: throw in your niece to dude...
but in the end the transaction was never made...
Me: anyone wanna buy my sister?
other: is she hot
Me: no
other: ok I'll take her
Me: sweet
another other: wanna trade her for my mom
Me: throw in your niece to dude...
but in the end the transaction was never made...
Guy A: "Ok, so I'm gonna let my girlfriend play for a bit, be nice to her."
Girlfriend: "Hello."
Guy B: "Lies! Nobody has tits in CoD4!"
Me: "Well...you've got fat people."
Guy C: "Yeah and there's probably some people on steroids."
Guy B: "What does that have to do with anything."
Guy C: "***** tits."
Guy B: "Huh"
Me: "You get titties from using steroids."
Girlfriend: *laughs* "Who said I weren't flat chested?"
*short period of silence*
Guy B: "I love jailbait..."
Girlfriend: "Hello."
Guy B: "Lies! Nobody has tits in CoD4!"
Me: "Well...you've got fat people."
Guy C: "Yeah and there's probably some people on steroids."
Guy B: "What does that have to do with anything."
Guy C: "***** tits."
Guy B: "Huh"
Me: "You get titties from using steroids."
Girlfriend: *laughs* "Who said I weren't flat chested?"
*short period of silence*
Guy B: "I love jailbait..."
Ok I was playing COD4 and this guy was trying to be funny...
Guy: Hey, JEZZERP. You like AC/DC?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: But your British..You can't liek American music!
Me: AC/DC are Australian Numbnuts
Guy: Shut up you little brat I'll kick your ass!
Me: Tell me, for me its about midnight on a Thursday, that makes it about 2 in the afternoon for you right? Im 15. How old are you?
Guy: 28...
Me: So whats a 28 year old doing playing COD4 on a working day in the afternoon? Do you even have a job?
He leaves and applause is heard from my other team mates headsets.
Guy: Hey, JEZZERP. You like AC/DC?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: But your British..You can't liek American music!
Me: AC/DC are Australian Numbnuts
Guy: Shut up you little brat I'll kick your ass!
Me: Tell me, for me its about midnight on a Thursday, that makes it about 2 in the afternoon for you right? Im 15. How old are you?
Guy: 28...
Me: So whats a 28 year old doing playing COD4 on a working day in the afternoon? Do you even have a job?
He leaves and applause is heard from my other team mates headsets.
I was on GTA4 free-play and there was a large heated debate over whether you should use ketchup or brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. It got quite intense at one point with players killing players with different opinions and going "BROWN" or "KETCHUP" when they killed.
I think brown sauce won...
I think brown sauce won...
Ths was a conversation I had for the lulz on guild wars (alliance battle)
Me (as enemy runs towards me w/hammer) : 'ello sailor, I was wondering when you were gonna bash me wiv that big ugly stick of yours.
Enemy: OMG shut up fag.
Me: what are you talking about, your character is wielding the weapon big ugly stick.
and so it continued like this for about 10 mins.
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Me (as enemy runs towards me w/hammer) : 'ello sailor, I was wondering when you were gonna bash me wiv that big ugly stick of yours.
Enemy: OMG shut up fag.
Me: what are you talking about, your character is wielding the weapon big ugly stick.
and so it continued like this for about 10 mins.
rosac
I can't put the whole chat because it was on a mic, I don't remember all the details, and it was about 3 hours long, but I was playing on a 24/7 Office server on Counter-Strike: Source and this server was possibly filled with the coolest people I've ever play any game ever with. Well, as we were playing, the conversation somehow went into a political conversation and we ended up playing and talking for three good hours and have a nice, civil discussion about politics. I swear, I'm not making this up. This takes the cake for the best conversation I've ever had on a game, and possibly the best in general. These people were more polite than many people I know in real life, and to think that it was coming from COUNTER-STRIKE, the game notorious for idiots online.
I can't remember the exact dialog, but the general gist of a conversation in TF2 was this
There was this woman play with us, she wasn't half bad, but it turned out that she had recently been married. As in THAT DAY. She was spending her wedding night playing TF2.
Some guys eventually talked her into logging off. Her poor husband.
There was this woman play with us, she wasn't half bad, but it turned out that she had recently been married. As in THAT DAY. She was spending her wedding night playing TF2.
Some guys eventually talked her into logging off. Her poor husband.
In Castle Crashers me and one of my friends are playing with a German and a little kid. (I'm swiss) So I'm discussing world issues with him when the little (US) kid starts talking to his mom, about breakfast, milk, and then randomly yelled things into the mic.
He kept dying because he's a little kid so eventually we stopped reviving him (took too long) and he started crying to his mother because we didn't revive him.
It was so fun.
He kept dying because he's a little kid so eventually we stopped reviving him (took too long) and he started crying to his mother because we didn't revive him.
It was so fun.
miracleofsound said:
Oh my god! You say that too? I started doing that a couple years ago because everyone kept saying crap about my mother.
I saw this was already quoted, but I have to say it myself too.Scrythe said:
What you said was utter brilliance.
Expect a bowl of cookies, a bridge, a car model, a street, a museum, a mobile phone company, a video game system and an island named after you and over 9000 buckets full of win in your mailbox by tomorrow.
Also, expect a leadership card of "Emperor of Galaxy" by tomorrow also.
Indeed! It seems to get them really mad when they just cannot offend you no matter what they say.Griever18 said:
I was at my friend's house with two other friends there, and we were playing Nazi zombies over live, but the team was made up of one of my friends and 3 annoying 10 year olds. Half way through the game, my friend plugs in his microphone and starts making sexual innuendos in a southern belle voice, which was hilarious and disturbing at the same time. All of the kids left the game.