Funniest/Coolest thing an enemy has shouted at you in a game.

[Knight Captain Kerr]

"You move like a pregnant cow!" - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
That one was pretty weird.

 

[Garret866]

"I FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERCEOM THAN YOU!" and "WHY, WONT ,YOU ,DIE!?!"
also these stupid pagans in the thief series: "Bes you there?"

 

[gonzo20]

possibly the golden lines terrorists say in RSV2 or all the things NPCs in oblivion say, i do hope to god there is a reference to it in skyrim

 

[Jak LesStrange]

Tar Tar Sauce must finish his Holy Condiments!! Brutes from Halo 2 with IWHBYD Skull on. Sodding hilarious before you swoop down on them with a banshee INSIDE!!!!.

Also when you kill a grunt in Halo 3 and a brute yells "He was my lover!!!"

 

[Crazy]

Something about food nipple, have no idea what it was on about.

 

[putowtin]

one of the cops in Saint's Row 2:
"Don't worry, no-one dies in Stillwater!"

Keeps me chuckling for hours!

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Easily wort wort wort, from Halo. Great times

 

[Kathinka]

german antitank team in company of heroes:

"fire zee panzerschreck! letz un-pimp zeir ride!"

 

[Corporal Yakob]

"Argh my spleen!" Chaos Cultists from DOW series

"I'll cut off your head and send it to King Logan!" Elite Guard from Fable 3

"SUCK MY (too hard to make out, perhaps thankfully)!" Locust from Gears of War series

"*****! MOTHAFUCKER!!! NYARRGH!!!" Influenced from Condemned 2

"This is a massacare-no one's getting out alive!" My character from DragonAge: Origins

 

[Ilja Lyubimov]

Bioshock's splicer (which looks likea heavily mutated housewife): "I have wits on my side!". ALsways gets to me, especially since her battle plan is "1L: hit him wit ha heavy object".

 

[MetalDooley]

"Your hair looks shit" - random goon in No More Heroes

Had to pause the game the first time it happened I was laughing so much

 

[A Satanic Panda]

"Retribution!" Fallout: New Vegas Legionaries

"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!" Any F3/FNV enemy NPC ever.

"When I find you, I'm gonna eat your spleen!"

- Fallout NV Fiend

 

[Amos the famous]

I was doing the halo 3 story with the catch skull on. I stuck a grunt. It said "how ironic"

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Any thing Theron Guards says is fucking cool

The Theorns are seriously cool-both elite units (I always love elite units) and have awesome shrieking voices!

 

[SnakeoilSage]

"KHAAAAAN!"

Shouted at me by a college student after I stole his ride in Saint's Row 2. Though he might have been shouting "Con!" instead.

 

[Flame Sama]

"You couldn't hit a cow's ass with a bag full of banjos!" Idk if it was John Marston that said that or an enemy.

 

[Tonjac]

i lost a level in "orcs must die" today because i fell over laughing.

One of the first orcs who broke down my castle door yelled out "CAN YOU VALIDATE PARKING?!"
That must be the best one i remember right now.

 

[bauke67]

"Have a look at my BIG.BLUE. BAAALLZZZ!!!!"- a suicide grunt in Halo 3( carrying two blue plasma granades if this sounds strange to you)