Funniest/Coolest thing an enemy has shouted at you in a game.

[Amphoteric]

Accidental post.

 

[Lilani]

Pretty [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Sniper_DominationSpy06.wav] much [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6f/Sniper_DominationScout02.wav] every [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/13/Spy_DominationScout04.wav] line [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a6/Demoman_dominationscout02.wav] in [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/aa/Demoman_dominationengineer03.wav] TF2. [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d8/Demoman_dominationspy03.wav]

 

[k3v1n]

on Halo 3 with IWHBYD when I killed a Brute, this other one said "He was my lover"!!! and then viciously attacked me.

I lol'd for hours.

 

[JemothSkarii]

"Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" Commisar, DoW2

"SSSSSIIIINNNNNDDDDDRRRRRIIII!" Lord Bale, Dawn of War

"YA LIKE THAT!?" Fallout NV...female characters when they die in my experience.

Though not an enemy:

"I am going to shoot the shit out of you!" Waysider, Lost Planet 2, increased hilarity in that it's Liam O'Brien who voices that character.

 

[BLAHwhatever]

i lost a level in "orcs must die" today because i fell over laughing.

One of the first orcs who broke down my castle door yelled out "CAN YOU VALIDATE PARKING?!"
That must be the best one i remember right now.

Orcs Must Die! is the greatest game of 2011, easily. Some other quotes:
- "Every moment I live is agony!.."
- "All your fortress are belongs to us!"
- "Last one to the Rift is a human!"

There are others as well but I don't remember them. The game is hilarious though. The War Mage's quotes are pretty funny too. (i.e., "Oh, look who has no arms?..")

"Wait! Don't kill me! I'm only half-orc!"
"I'm allergic to flames!"
"Can I go last?"
"Remind me, why are we here again?"
"When do I get my paycheck?"
"Can I go home?"
"WHY ME?!"

 

[Adam28]

Basically anything said by the enemies in Oblivion and the grunts in Halo.

"You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip, was he... It was Yapflip... No, Flipyap is his brother. Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together! And.... and he's dead..." - Grunt

I am actually looking forward to what the lines will be like in Skyrim.

"Stop right there criminal scum!"

 

[tetron]

There's one TF2 medic line that really got me the first time I heard it. "Woops, zat was not medicine."