Funniest Game Enemy

[Cargando]

Wait! Just remembered on Destroy all Humans 2 there's a hippy who attacks you by firing a crossbow filled with drugs at you, when you get hit you see all brght colours and stuff, really weird.

 

[Helston]

There you are.
Is anyone there?
Could you come over here?
I don't blame you.
Are you still there?
Hey, it's me!
Don't shoot!

Could only be the turrets in Portal. Sure, GLaDOS has many funnier lines, but these things are so cute!

 

[TheCameraman]

The G-men from psychonauts, if you can even call them enemies.

"Look at that womans breasts, they're large."
"Feces...."
"Boo hoo"
"Ha Ha, we are scary assassins, are you not afraid?"

 

[dennyaaa]

Laughing Octopus

 

[Deathsong17]

"Pogo Punk is attaking! Here is Pogo Punk's opening attack! Pogo Punk fell over!"

Good 'ol Earthbound .

 

[wooty]

old one this, the guys who dressed up in the suits of armour in Medal of Honour: Underground

hacking away at you with a constant grin on their face

 

[Space Spoons]

Venom from the PSOne Spider-Man game. He taunts you throughout every battle you have, and even mocks Mary Jane's cries for help during your last fight with him. Then, when he joins you, he's always ready with a quip or something.

"I smell baaaad symbiote." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzXUwJRgq6I]
"Hey! Wanna race?" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObUfa9SIk0c]

 

[Hazy]

Spoiler

Seconded only by a Goomba.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Would it be evil to say Beggar Women from Assassin's Creed?
They'll rue the day they were poor in my presence! Pow![small]*[/small]

[small]*Sound effects are fun.[/small]

 

[vamp rocks]

uhhh if u guys ever played the futurama videogames all the bosses in that were funny... but especially like the son of MOM who is like... the pushover

 

[Celestrial]

Easily the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

But don't take my word for it, [a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w"]see for yourself![/a] (NSFW warning).

damn someone beat me to it!

Thirded.

 

[TheProfessor134]

Psycho Mantis made me laugh. It was hard not to giggle when he tried to "move" your controller using his psychic powers. Haha.

 

[Lightnix]

There was that crazy octopus (Ultros?) thing from Final Fantasy VI who I always found absolutely hilarious.

 

[likalaruku]

My brain is telling me that it's someone from Diablo 1, Baldur's Gate 1 or 2, or a Neverwinter Knights 1 premium mod, but those are being drowned out by the bad AI & horrible pathfinding of enemies from Morrowind who would get stuck in mid air & do the Moonwalk while swating fruitlessly at me.

Who am I kidding. The entire enemy cast of Serious Sam 2 has the funniest enemies.

 

[Proteus214]

What about the Axem Rangers from Super Mario RPG?

 

[theownerer]

for me its the goblins in dark messiah. While they are fighting they will yell RUN AWAY and go hide in a corner only to attack you once you turn your back on them. I also listened to one of their conversations about one of them eating 2 orc livers and finding out that they dont have 2 livers so think of something else they have 2 of . he then vomits while the other laughs.

 

[TheDuckbunny]

The G-men from psychonauts, if you can even call them enemies.

"Look at that womans breasts, they're large."
"Feces...."
"Boo hoo"
"Ha Ha, we are scary assassins, are you not afraid?"

They scare me.

 

[wrecker77]

The meat bunnies in psychonauts.

 

[Rooster893]

Sting Sniperscope from Matt Hazard.

" I AM YOUR PAST AND FUTURE! YOUR PRESENT ENDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!"


He had an Arnold Schwarzanegger accent.