Funniest glitch in a game.

[MalloryHartevelt]

I'd love to hear yours.

Mine is when my fallout 3 character got caught in the leg of a boheamoth...fun times...didnt get the trophy for killing it either!

 

[jackbomb9]

Oh yeah! This should turn out good.

When I was playing Roadkill on Xbox with some friends on a holiday it froze when the guys on the radio were having a conversation. This is what they said:

'Man 1: I like to masturbate in public sometimes and make people pay me!
Man 2: Who doesn't?'

That repeated OVER AND OVER AGAIN. We left it on through the night and in the morning it was still funny.

 

[APPCRASH]

My TF2 game crashed and a sound file of the soldier yelling OOH-RAH kept repeating. So, I plugged in my speakers, cranked the volume, and left. My room mate was not pleased.

 

[Jejbe]

Swing set glitch, GTA IV.

 

[runedeadthA]

My favorite is "Bob the eternally burning". I set a dude in GTA on fire and he just ran round burning and not dieing. It was pretty hilarious.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Playing Rainbox Six Vegas 2, this guy had terrible mic echo, and he was listenin' to Lil Jon, so when Jon would say, "YEAH!" It'd say it about 12 times.

Me:Ok, he's in the B Building, opposite to my Lo-
Guy: Alright YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH
ME:Ouch.

 

[jimduckie]

in mercs 2 using so much explosives to blow up a building , yeah with the cheat codes when it went boom my characters head was shoved through his ass , kissing it goodbye

 

[ZeroMachine]

My favorite that I can remember at the moment is when I was on the first level of Halo 3 and I came across a Grunt that looked like it was humping a canister. It wouldn't stop, even after it saw me. And I think I heard it say "don't go, I like it when you watch."

... wait, no, not that last part...

 

[ssgt splatter]

We were playing Horde mode in Gears of War 2 and the last Locust was glitched up and floating in mid-air halfway up a column. My friend killed him and the Locust fell down and fell right through the ground. We laughed for about 2 minutes.

 

[Quaidis]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.60884#482778

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.77182#932211

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.83245#1154944

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.88936#1375030

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.101669#1576063



All you have to do is used Search and type in 'Game Glitch'. You will get easily twenty different threads with generally the same topic. It's not that hard.

 

[ZeroMachine]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.60884#482778

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.77182#932211

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.83245#1154944

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.88936#1375030

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.101669#1576063



All you have to do is used Search and type in 'Game Glitch'. You will get easily twenty different threads with generally the same topic. It's not that hard.

The newest post out of all of those is from March. I'm not a fan of repeat threads, but christ, man, give him a break. If he went to that he'd be accused of thread necro.

 

[BobisOnlyBob]

It'd have to be running Starcraft on my *really* old Mac. The damn thing could barely run Mac OS 8.

Mengsk: "Jim, I want want want want you want you want you wa want you togointhereandsavethatbase"

Raynor: "I'm positive I didn't hear that right."

Mengsk: "Now I know Duke's a cold-hearted bastard b-b-bastard, b-bastard, a cold-hearted bastard b-b-bastard bastard, but..."

Admittedly I was something like 13 at the time, so the "bastard" loop was far funnier than it should've been, but still cracks me up.

 

[CosmicJester21]

In Oblivion, my buddy killed a bear on a hill

When it dies it started rolling down said hill and it came to a tree and continued to roll up the tree at a 90 degree angle then back down the other side of the tree till it came to rest at the bottom of the hill

In Fallout 3 I killed a random raider by shooting him in the head outside of VATS and he compressed himself into a singularity and started flying around the room until I restarted the game

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well it isn't that good but countless times supermutants in fallout 3 wouldn't fall over when they died so I'd spend several clips of my AK-47 on his head and finally see that it's just stuck in standing position. I think I then had to kill the rest of them with a hunting rifle

 

[RhusRadicans]

In Half-Life 2, dead enemies sometimes suffer a physics glitch which makes them shake uncontrollably. The memories of lauging at a downed CP flailing wildly with some sort of seizure whenever I so much as touched him (not to mention flying across the room when I shot him) will not soon be forgotten by me.

Also, I am always amused when, once in a great while, TF2 glitches when I change classes and I end up having the weapons set and weapons animation of one class while retaining the body animation and characteristics of another. I'm not sure how or why this happens, but it's only happened to me twice: once I got the weapons of a heavy but the speed and (regenerating)health of a medic. It would be a potentially awesome combination if I could somehow repeat it (I don't remember slowing down even when I revved Sasha). The other time I was a soldier with a pyro's weapons. The amused people around me reported that I held the flamethrower like a rocket launcher and the fire axe like a shovel. It looked especially hilarious when I taunted (it looked like the soldier was banging the sharp end of the axe into his helmet).

 

[RapidCrash]

When I was playing Halo 2 we managed to blow a ghost sky-high right past the upper barrier, and it didn't land for a good 1-2 minutes. So what we thought had disappeared a long time ago painstakingly broke up a firefight between me and this one other dude when it landed and splattered him from seemingly nowhere. We laughed for a good minute or two.

 

[rockingnic]

In Halo: CE, on the fifth mission in the snow caynon, the last cut scene, you can kill MC and the cut scene would continue on with no one there. It's easiest in Co-op. You have to have a banshee or a ghost and good timing and/or aiming skills. Before you open the final door to the control room, position the banshee or ghost in the middle but back enough so you can get speed. In Co-op, have your partner open the door, and you can do one of two things. The first, you speed up and ram the banshee or ghost through the door, resulting in splattering MC. If you get enough speed, the banshee can reach the control panel and move Cortana a little bit. The second way, you need the banshee, position it in the middle, aiming down the middle. Your partner can open the door and you, at the last second, can release the banshee bomb, I call it, and instantly killing MC. You can also move Cortana this way but you would miss out on killing MC most likely.

Me and my friend were playing a little session of PvP when we were about the finish this level. I had the banshee and was planning on splattering my friend right before he opened the door. Only I missed him and the cut scene came and my banshee landed on MC. We, at the point, laughed for a total of 15 mins the first time. I was on the floor and my friend said to me, "You killed the MC. You're a traitor!" Those were the fun days...

 

[MrBrightside919]

I like in Fallout 3 when people get caught in between the doors or they get stuck and fall halfway through the ceiling...

 

[Sable Gear]

Floating Sword glitch in POP: TT - Picked up a secondary sword and threw it during battle, picked up a second sword just as a cutscene started. So then I had not only my secondary sword that was in-play, but a second, glitched sword attatched to the Prince's hand. It would float behind me while I climbed, and even persisted to float above me when I transformed into the Dark Prince.

Just today I played Fallout 3 for the first time (Didn't get far in, mind.) It took me 3 tries to actually GET to the GOAT test, the first two glitched: I spoke to the people outside the room in the wrong order, then sat in the second seat from the front on the right. When the test started, the teacher's dialogue was incomplete and the test quesitons didn't come up. I could move the camera around, select with A and move with the LS, both of the latter made clicking noises as though something was happening, but nothing DID happen.

"Humping Link" is another one of my favs XD. In the Water Temple in OOT, if you try to jump to a certain ledge, it's too far to climb to, but the game does register that you can touch the ledge, resulting in a bizzare jerking motion Link does in midair falling off and climbing on in quick repetition, also making a strange string of vocal sounds. (Try it sometime, it's the water-level switch highest up in the central room, you have to jump from the central platform and hold forward for it to work.)

 

[sgtjawa]

Physics is fun. I remember starting up "The Pitt" in fallout 3, killing some sniper on a bridge, and then him suddenly distending himself about a mile wide and flailing about like a madman. And then he disappeared. I hope his story ended well. Godspeed, flailingman.