Funniest Line In A Game?
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For me it's anything that comes from Dr. Nefarious. He's so hilarious, especially when his brain freezes. My favorite has to be from A Crack in Time when Nefarious' brain cuts out to Lance and Janet:
Lance:"I don't have the capacity for love Janet. I was cursed by a tribe of, Gypsy Ninjas as a kid."
Janet:"I know Lance. I was in that tribe of Gypsy Ninjas"
Lance:"I don't have the capacity for love Janet. I was cursed by a tribe of, Gypsy Ninjas as a kid."
Janet:"I know Lance. I was in that tribe of Gypsy Ninjas"
probably this 1 from uncharted 2
Victor Sullivan: I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church.
Nathan Drake: You brought a hooker to church?
Victor Sullivan: ... Why not?
Victor Sullivan: I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church.
Nathan Drake: You brought a hooker to church?
Victor Sullivan: ... Why not?
My favourite quote is from ME2 when Joker is giving EDI control of the ship.
"Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? *Mocking voice* This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
I lol'd.
Also this from Ultimate alliance 2.
Deadpool and his inferior friends? I'd pre-order that shit!
"Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? *Mocking voice* This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
I lol'd.
Also this from Ultimate alliance 2.
Deadpool and his inferior friends? I'd pre-order that shit!
Definitely has to be from Batman Arkham Asylum when he saves the engineer dude in the greenhouse
"Batman are you ok?"
"I'm fine I eat punks like these for breakfast"
"Batman are you ok?"
"I'm fine I eat punks like these for breakfast"
So many from Baldur's Gate, particularly Minsc:
"Evil around every corner. Careful not to step in any."
"Cities teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"
"Evil, meet my sword; sword, meet evil!"
VICONIA: "Minsc, that tattoo on you face, does it have tribal significance or did some nursery class assault you with blue pastels."
MINSC: "I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love. Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?"
BOO: *squeak*
"Evil around every corner. Careful not to step in any."
"Cities teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"
"Evil, meet my sword; sword, meet evil!"
VICONIA: "Minsc, that tattoo on you face, does it have tribal significance or did some nursery class assault you with blue pastels."
MINSC: "I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love. Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?"
BOO: *squeak*
Baldur's gate had a LOT of good ones. Here are a few:
(to a gnome raising basilisks)Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden
Mellicamp the Chicken: Th... thank ye... (cluck). You have saved (cluck) me.
Protagonist: A-a-a-ah!!! Unholy magics are afoot! This chicken is possessed! This bird is FOUL!!!
Guard: You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children, would you?
Protagonist: No way, you've got a fate worse than death already.
Jan: You know, Binky, I have been considering this plan of yours that you had with the Iron Throne and all that. Interesting ideas... but flawed.
Sarevok: Binky? You had best not be addressing me, gnome.
Jan: For instance, whose idea was it to put impurities in the iron? Sounds like the lame idea of some yes-man underling who didn't know when to quit. No doubt you had him flogged.
Sarevok: I will not have my past commented upon by the likes of you, churl. Quiet yourself, lest that you experience more than mere flogging.
Jan: Speaking of a good flog, I'm brought to mind of poor Auntie Sara. She, too, had a master plan to take over the Sword Coast, you know. Although hers was considerably less dramatic and involved the use of some tasty recipes for a turnip pie and some mind-altering herbs that Auntie Sara had bought from a rather disreputable Turmish mage.
Sarevok: Are you listening of *nothing* I say?! Desist or suffer the consequences!
Jan: Do you think she would listen to us? You can trust a Turmish mage about as far as you can kick him... and even then it's not a bad idea to carry a good thumping stick. But, alas, Auntie Sara just cackled in her most villain-like way and was determined to carry on with her plan to hypnotize the Sword Coast. Alas, she was compeletely undone by an over-the-top exposition she gave to a spy she had captured... and who subsequently escaped, of course, before she could have him killed. It's what villains do, I understand, when they're not busy defiling iron.
Sarevok: I will not be mocked, gnome! This is your last warning!
Jan: Of course, they say that Duke Eltan had already had a bit of Auntie's pie and enjoyed it immensely. Rather than becoming hypnotized, he just became rather pleasantly obsessed with silken undergarments. This, of course, led to the first Great Underwear Shortage. It's also known as the Three-Year Wedgie Drought, but that's another story completely.
Sarevok: AUUUUGHHH!! How maddening! How can you put up with such impudence, ?!
(to a gnome raising basilisks)Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden
Mellicamp the Chicken: Th... thank ye... (cluck). You have saved (cluck) me.
Protagonist: A-a-a-ah!!! Unholy magics are afoot! This chicken is possessed! This bird is FOUL!!!
Guard: You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children, would you?
Protagonist: No way, you've got a fate worse than death already.
Jan: You know, Binky, I have been considering this plan of yours that you had with the Iron Throne and all that. Interesting ideas... but flawed.
Sarevok: Binky? You had best not be addressing me, gnome.
Jan: For instance, whose idea was it to put impurities in the iron? Sounds like the lame idea of some yes-man underling who didn't know when to quit. No doubt you had him flogged.
Sarevok: I will not have my past commented upon by the likes of you, churl. Quiet yourself, lest that you experience more than mere flogging.
Jan: Speaking of a good flog, I'm brought to mind of poor Auntie Sara. She, too, had a master plan to take over the Sword Coast, you know. Although hers was considerably less dramatic and involved the use of some tasty recipes for a turnip pie and some mind-altering herbs that Auntie Sara had bought from a rather disreputable Turmish mage.
Sarevok: Are you listening of *nothing* I say?! Desist or suffer the consequences!
Jan: Do you think she would listen to us? You can trust a Turmish mage about as far as you can kick him... and even then it's not a bad idea to carry a good thumping stick. But, alas, Auntie Sara just cackled in her most villain-like way and was determined to carry on with her plan to hypnotize the Sword Coast. Alas, she was compeletely undone by an over-the-top exposition she gave to a spy she had captured... and who subsequently escaped, of course, before she could have him killed. It's what villains do, I understand, when they're not busy defiling iron.
Sarevok: I will not be mocked, gnome! This is your last warning!
Jan: Of course, they say that Duke Eltan had already had a bit of Auntie's pie and enjoyed it immensely. Rather than becoming hypnotized, he just became rather pleasantly obsessed with silken undergarments. This, of course, led to the first Great Underwear Shortage. It's also known as the Three-Year Wedgie Drought, but that's another story completely.
Sarevok: AUUUUGHHH!! How maddening! How can you put up with such impudence, ?!
The only thing coming to mind right now is the greatest line ever delivered in FF, bar none.
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!
For Gilgamesh... it's MORPHING TIME!"
And then the Power Rangers theme plays in my head. (The ORIGINAL one, none of the crap they made after.)
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!
For Gilgamesh... it's MORPHING TIME!"
And then the Power Rangers theme plays in my head. (The ORIGINAL one, none of the crap they made after.)
No-Superman10 said:Fuck yeah timesplitters.Palademon said:
"Time to unleash the arse-kickulator WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP"[/quote
hehe, yes, Timesplitters
"wait... you're not a zombie!"
"yeah..."
funnier in context, but you two will get it
A lot of quotes form my other favorite games have been listen, but there are a few I've noticed haven't been mentioned...
Monkey Island: "I?m looking for 30 dead guys and one woman." "I don?t think I want to hear any more about it."
Devil May Cry 3: "Dude. My father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?"
Fable 2: "Shortly after the death of Jack of Blades the Guild Master was discovered murdered, they say the words 'Your health is low' were carved into his forehead."
Grim Fandango: "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost."
Monkey Island: "I?m looking for 30 dead guys and one woman." "I don?t think I want to hear any more about it."
Devil May Cry 3: "Dude. My father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?"
Fable 2: "Shortly after the death of Jack of Blades the Guild Master was discovered murdered, they say the words 'Your health is low' were carved into his forehead."
Grim Fandango: "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost."
I could only find the whole sequence,not just the quote, but my favorite part is "Men's hearts grow firmer in my care." "Among other things, I'm sure."
Plus the aforementioned "It's-a me, Mario!" and the whole discussion of "outlets." Oh and the fight at the beginning of the game - "Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the handling I gave her earlier!" - as well as when Ezio is trying to convince Cristina to let him into her room. "A minute is all I'll need." "Indeed." "Wait, that came out wrong..."
I also like in the first Assassin's Creed when Desmond mentions the experiment painting the walls of Desmond's cell - "with his blood."
Plus the aforementioned "It's-a me, Mario!" and the whole discussion of "outlets." Oh and the fight at the beginning of the game - "Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the handling I gave her earlier!" - as well as when Ezio is trying to convince Cristina to let him into her room. "A minute is all I'll need." "Indeed." "Wait, that came out wrong..."
I also like in the first Assassin's Creed when Desmond mentions the experiment painting the walls of Desmond's cell - "with his blood."